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  • 10 improvements that John Lasseter will bring to the Disneyland Resort

    Seriously, I got a letter from him.......[smilie=4,7,31]

    10. The Jungle Cruise will be expanded to include most of Indiana Jones and Main Street U.S.A.

    9. The Haunted Mansion will be re-themed to include a "Snorks" storyline.

    8. The Woody and Buzz meets Mr. Incredible in Monstropolis while driving their Cars over Bugs in an attempt to find Nemo ride.

    7. Ride operation systems will come in seven pastel colors.

    6. To make constant sequel cartoonists to take pause and think about what they are making, each animated film will have a new ride.

    5. The Matterhorn will have a new animatronic of Cynthia Harris to scare kids.

    4. The Fastpass system will include a Fasterpass system that allows fastpass holders to get another fastpass ticket for a special fasterpass line in order to by-pass the fastpass line. The fasterpass holder will then be able to use the original fastpass in the original fastpass line.

    3. The Pirates of the Caribbean will lose its "PC" overlay an receive a new "MAC OS" overlay.

    2. The long-awaited third gate will be called, "FedEx Land"

    1. Everyone named "John" will get in free.


    hardly anything I say is funny, what makes you think this will b any better?
    St. Elizabeth, Patron Saint of Themed parks. Protect us from break downs, long lines, and used gum. Amen.

    "Dance like it hurts, love like you need money, and work when people are watching" - Dogbert





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    Re: 10 improvements that John Lasseter will bring to the Disneyland Resort

    that is NOT funny whatsoever. John Lasseter is a good man who has been making movies for entertainment, NOT for money making like most others do today.

    Don't ever do that again.


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    • #3
      Re: 10 improvements that John Lasseter will bring to the Disneyland Resort

      i put snorks into your head the other day, didn't i? :lol:
      <o>

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      • #4
        Re: 10 improvements that John Lasseter will bring to the Disneyland Resort

        that is NOT funny whatsoever. John Lasseter is a good man who has been making movies for entertainment, NOT for money making like most others do today.

        Don't ever do that again.
        hardly anything I say is funny, what makes you think this will b any better?
        see, I agree with you.

        heh... don't ever do that again... ok.


        I am SO not funny, EVER!!!

        and for the record I am VERY excited about John....
        Last edited by thejoshualee; 02-02-2006, 02:27 PM.
        St. Elizabeth, Patron Saint of Themed parks. Protect us from break downs, long lines, and used gum. Amen.

        "Dance like it hurts, love like you need money, and work when people are watching" - Dogbert




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        • #5
          Re: 10 improvements that John Lasseter will bring to the Disneyland Resort

          Originally posted by Larxene1959
          that is NOT funny whatsoever.
          I beg to differ. I thought it was hilarious!!!!

          I especially like #9. The Snorks rock!

          Originally posted by Senator David Wu (D-OR)
          Don't let faux-klingons send real Americans to war!

          Originally posted by TheHousingBubbleBlog
          Everyone says that the U.S. doesn’t make anything anymore, but that’s not exactly true. We’re the world leader in the manufacturing of bull****.

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          • #6
            Re: 10 improvements that John Lasseter will bring to the Disneyland Resort

            [waits for silence for his grand entrance....]

            Announcer: The Duke of Humor! (rounds of applause)

            [waits for silence, yet again]

            Announcer: tells us, Duke, what do you think of thejoshualee's attempt at humor today?

            [everyone pauses and puts a hand to their ears]

            [Pregnant pause]





            [Actual birth of baby pause]






            [Postpartum depression pause]

            Me: I declare it..............Funny!
            [rounds of applause]

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            • #7
              Re: 10 improvements that John Lasseter will bring to the Disneyland Resort

              Hit or Miss? I'd say most of that was a Hit.

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              • #8
                Re: 10 improvements that John Lasseter will bring to the Disneyland Resort

                after all this time on micechat, I'm surprised anyone still thinks any of my posts are serious.


                But there is always that one person who thinks I'm either serious or lying.
                St. Elizabeth, Patron Saint of Themed parks. Protect us from break downs, long lines, and used gum. Amen.

                "Dance like it hurts, love like you need money, and work when people are watching" - Dogbert




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                • #9
                  Re: 10 improvements that John Lasseter will bring to the Disneyland Resort

                  Originally posted by thejoshualee
                  after all this time on micechat, I'm surprised anyone still thinks any of my posts are serious.
                  Yeah, seriously FUNNY!!!!

                  Originally posted by Senator David Wu (D-OR)
                  Don't let faux-klingons send real Americans to war!

                  Originally posted by TheHousingBubbleBlog
                  Everyone says that the U.S. doesn’t make anything anymore, but that’s not exactly true. We’re the world leader in the manufacturing of bull****.

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                  • #10
                    Re: 10 improvements that John Lasseter will bring to the Disneyland Resort

                    How about a new 3D movie/ride called "Disney Wars?"

                    Can you imagine Eisner wearing black? Humm?
                    Jiminy Cricket Fan
                    .................................

                    Love Disneyland and Walt Disney World!

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                    • #11
                      Re: 10 improvements that John Lasseter will bring to the Disneyland Resort

                      Oh, and he refuses to wear the helmet.

                      He just holds it in his hand during the whole movie.
                      Jiminy Cricket Fan
                      .................................

                      Love Disneyland and Walt Disney World!

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                      • #12
                        Re: 10 improvements that John Lasseter will bring to the Disneyland Resort

                        Originally posted by thejoshualee
                        9. The Haunted Mansion will be re-themed to include a "Snorks" storyline.

                        5. The Matterhorn will have a new animatronic of Cynthia Harris to scare kids.
                        Snorks were awesome, and Holy pee-my-pants Batman this made me smile (and #5 actually made me "LOL")
                        "Tonight I wash my hands of you
                        You set the bar I could not live up to
                        Tonight the light is breaking through
                        So thank you very little and send me postcards from hell"
                        Zebrahead

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                        • #13
                          Re: 10 improvements that John Lasseter will bring to the Disneyland Resort

                          hooray for Snorks and hooray for MAC OS!!! thejoshualee, you are awesome!

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                          • #14
                            Re: 10 improvements that John Lasseter will bring to the Disneyland Resort

                            Originally posted by thejoshualee
                            1. Everyone named "John" will get in free.
                            Yay!!! That's me!!!
                            "The government of the United States is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion. " -George Washington

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                            • #15
                              Re: 10 improvements that John Lasseter will bring to the Disneyland Resort

                              I thought you were serious until i read number seven, then the rest was funny!

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