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  • Disneyland CM Union's List of Demands. Brought to you by Thejoshualee

    Just so everyone can be educated on the real subjects up for grabs here. there are 10 main points that the union is fighting for.

    10. CMs get a $10 bonus for every time a guest asks them where the nearest bathroom is.

    9. CMs should be allowed to have slightly dirty nicknames on their name tag like "Beaver" or "Trickydick".

    8. Starring rolls in attractions need to be filled by human CMs, not cheaper, Mexican made animatronics.

    7. Real cowboys go jobless while Disneyland hires fake cowboys to work as CMs in frontier land. CM positions need to be filled only by the humans the respective lands represent. (i.e.: only real explorers on the Jungle Cruise, only Hispanic girls in the Tiki Room, only real astronauts in Space Mountain, etc.) A CM may only work two roles if they fit both rolls (i.e. Brokeback Mountain cowboys can work in Fronteirland AND Storybook Canals)

    6. CMs be allowed three (3) bags of Goofy's Sour Balls a week at no cost.

    5. Union Custodial CMs may bang on their equipment for the amusement of the guests just like Non-Union Custodial CMs do.

    4. The Cast Transportation Bus gets a new pine-tree type air freshener once a month.

    3. CMs need only work when they feel like it to be considered full time.

    2. Male Dancers who work the Parades can no longer be forced to dance at the current effeminate level.

    1. CMs get dipping sauce for the churros at no cost.


    Remember: Union Battles are not laughing matters.
    St. Elizabeth, Patron Saint of Themed parks. Protect us from break downs, long lines, and used gum. Amen.

    "Dance like it hurts, love like you need money, and work when people are watching" - Dogbert





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    Re: Disneyland CM Union's List of Demands. Brought to you by Thejoshualee

    Wow, you managed to be callous, insensitive, thoughtless and droll all in the same post. That's quite the accomplishment.
    "Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect."

    -Mark Twain

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    • #3
      Re: Disneyland CM Union's List of Demands. Brought to you by Thejoshualee

      Originally posted by Moonliner
      Wow, you managed to be callous, insensitive, thoughtless and droll all in the same post. That's quite the accomplishment.
      AND homophobic. Don't forget homophobic.
      St. Elizabeth, Patron Saint of Themed parks. Protect us from break downs, long lines, and used gum. Amen.

      "Dance like it hurts, love like you need money, and work when people are watching" - Dogbert




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      • #4
        Re: Disneyland CM Union's List of Demands. Brought to you by Thejoshualee

        .
        You must spread some Reputation and union dues around before giving them to thejoshualee again.
        :bow::bow::bow::bow:
        Last edited by Mac Daddy; 02-19-2006, 07:40 PM.

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        • #5
          Re: Disneyland CM Union's List of Demands. Brought to you by Thejoshualee

          Okay...Just #10 alone would put the company back 3 billion dollars.

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          • #6
            Re: Disneyland CM Union's List of Demands. Brought to you by Thejoshualee

            Originally posted by thejoshualee
            2. Male Dancers who work the Parades can no longer be forced to dance at the current effeminate level.
            This is a reference to the choreography, not the dancers right? 'Cause I'm with you on this one. I always feel bad for the guys because they are forced to do such silly movements. I'm sure the choreographers could come up with something a bit more masculine that compliments the womens' moves. BPB and Steps in Time are good examples.

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            • #7
              Re: Disneyland CM Union's List of Demands. Brought to you by Thejoshualee

              Originally posted by DCACM
              This is a reference to the choreography, not the dancers right? 'Cause I'm with you on this one. I always feel bad for the guys because they are forced to do such silly movements. I'm sure the choreographers could come up with something a bit more masculine that compliments the womens' moves. BPB and Steps in Time are good examples.
              I still think they should hire championship wrestlers for the prince roles in the parades. Can they put that on the table for reopeners?

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              • #8
                Re: Disneyland CM Union's List of Demands. Brought to you by Thejoshualee

                Originally posted by localdisnyfan
                I still think they should hire championship wrestlers for the prince roles in the parades. Can they put that on the table for reopeners?
                a good point, but remember:
                7. Real cowboys go jobless while Disneyland hires fake cowboys to work as CMs in frontier land. CM positions need to be filled only by the humans the respective lands represent. (i.e.: only real explorers on the Jungle Cruise, only Hispanic girls in the Tiki Room, only real astronauts in Space Mountain, etc.) A CM may only work two roles if they fit both rolls (i.e. Brokeback Mountain cowboys can work in Fronteirland AND Storybook Canals)
                They need real princes to be the princes.
                St. Elizabeth, Patron Saint of Themed parks. Protect us from break downs, long lines, and used gum. Amen.

                "Dance like it hurts, love like you need money, and work when people are watching" - Dogbert




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                • #9
                  Re: Disneyland CM Union's List of Demands. Brought to you by Thejoshualee

                  Originally posted by thejoshualee
                  a good point, but remember:

                  They need real princes to be the princes.
                  Nuts.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Disneyland CM Union's List of Demands. Brought to you by Thejoshualee

                    Hey, you said it best yourself: You're not a funny person; sorry, but not even droll.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Disneyland CM Union's List of Demands. Brought to you by Thejoshualee

                      Originally posted by newfamilyman
                      Hey, you said it best yourself: You're not a funny person; sorry, but not even droll.
                      I'll tell you what else is not funny... The way CMs are forced to wear costumes that don't compliment their natural beauty. And it's not even an issue this round of negotiations. If the unions want any kind of support they need to face the issues that really matter.
                      St. Elizabeth, Patron Saint of Themed parks. Protect us from break downs, long lines, and used gum. Amen.

                      "Dance like it hurts, love like you need money, and work when people are watching" - Dogbert




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                      • #12
                        Re: Disneyland CM Union's List of Demands. Brought to you by Thejoshualee

                        Someone negotiating or possibly losing their job is nothing to joke about.
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                        This has been a Filmways presentation dahling.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Disneyland CM Union's List of Demands. Brought to you by Thejoshualee

                          Of course, the people actually running the union are not the people who have something to worry about, it's the CMs who have to be represented by them.

                          I don't think poking fun at the union, as bad as thejoshualee's humor is, is the same as poking fun at the cast members. It's not like CMs themselves get to request their conditions, the union that is representing them does.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Disneyland CM Union's List of Demands. Brought to you by Thejoshualee

                            Originally posted by newfamilyman
                            Hey, you said it best yourself: You're not a funny person; sorry, but not even droll.
                            I agree.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Disneyland CM Union's List of Demands. Brought to you by Thejoshualee

                              Originally posted by Druggas
                              Someone negotiating or possibly losing their job is nothing to joke about.
                              Seriously! joshualee while you may be funny, it would be funnier at a different time. That's very insensitive of you.
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                              Elsa's and Anna's
                              Disneyland Dec 2014

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