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  • Your dream DL job title

    If you were to create your own title and position at Disneyland, or the company, what would it be?

    i.e.- Senior Vice President of Churro length and diameter.
    "As usual he's taken over the coolest spot in the house"- Father re: Orville 1963

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  • #2
    Mayor of Frontierland
    Please visit my Big Thunder/Disney Inspired Model Railroad

    Dream big. Do what you love.


    • #3
      Professional Dole Whip tester!


      • #4
        Haunted Mansion Ride Tester. With the oprotunity to advance to Indiana Jones.
        Come to the dark side,
        we have cookies.


        • #5
          Show Quality Manager -

          Job duties: prevent the decay of the Pressler era from ever happening again. This person ensures that all show effects (inlcuding but not limited to - paint, pavement, lighting, sound, animation, etc.) are maintianed in full working order so to carry out the Disneyland "story"
          WALT'S DISNEYLAND DEDICATION SPEECH! - To all who come to this happy place, welcome! Disneyland is your land. Here age relives fond memories of the past, and here youth can savour the challenge and promise of the future. Disneyland is dedicated to the ideals, the dreams, and the hard facts that have created America, with the hope that it will become a source of joy, and inspiration to all the world.


          • #6
            Crowd Couture Monitor:

            Duties: Find girls ages 13-21 who have their thongs hanging out of their pants and have them sent to a special, secret part of the park where they will 1) be forced to watch a short video starring Christine Aguilera on why it's not cute to look like a common hooker at DL; and 2) be forced to buy Mickey Mouse sweats at double the cost (the extra money going, of course, to a youth outreach program).


            • #7
              Head of Children's Pin Collecting

              Duties: To make sure all the kids get to trade for really cool pins from the Cast Members, instead of all the Hard Core Traders getting them first!
              Mom, remember, it's not what a person is like on the outside that counts,
              it's what they are like in their HEART!

              - Wolfette


              • #8
                Club 33 bartender. With drinking privileges.

                Thank you.


                • #9
                  Ride tester:

                  rides all the rides for pay with no lines to wait in.


                  • #10
                    Monorail Captain.

                    Just cruising around all day!

                    Or maybe I'd be a DUCK HERDER - You know take all to the little barn at night, then bring 'em out in morning and let scatter all over the place


                    • #11
                      Jungle Cruise joke writer.
                      As nice as the other parks are, we must always remember that it all began at Disneyland. Disneyland should be the crown jewel in the Disney crown.


                      • #12
                        Maybe "Kitty Herder" partner of "Duck Herder"!
                        Mom, remember, it's not what a person is like on the outside that counts,
                        it's what they are like in their HEART!

                        - Wolfette


                        • #13
                          Can I be a Canoe Stud herder?
                          Anything listed on the park maps as an attraction is fair game for inclusion in the Rally.
                          I cannot confirm nor deny the inclusion of any attraction in the Rally.

                          May the Gumballs Be with You...Always.

                          NO GOATS!


                          • #14
                            Hmm my title huh.

                            Proffesional beater upper to Michael Eisner.

                            everytime he makes a bad choice i beat him up.


                            • #15
                              Well, zugzug, he really has no sway anymore? Correct me if I'm wrong.

                              I would just like to work on PotC.
                              Well, light travels from the sun. Then, bounces off of our planet, and back into our eyes so we can perceive color. My body can intercept that light and dance around on it!

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