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  • What's your sign? And even worse pick up lines

    There are some really bad pick up lines out there :bash:.... Let's hear them!

    ~Come here often?

    ~Was your Father a thief, because he stole the stars out of heaven and put them in your eyes...(ok, so it's not that bad, just over used)
    ...it's been a long time.

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    These are awful, but they're my personal favorites.

    -You might as well sleep with me, I'll tell my friends you did anyway

    -You look almost stupid enough to ******* me.
    Looking for the truth about giraffes? http://www.menacinggiraffes.blogspot.com/

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    • #3
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      My favorite happens to be one I made up.

      I used it on tuesday with promising results. It's so stupid it works.


      Hey, I just got off the phone with Santa Claus, he says you've been a naughty girl!
      What an idiot....

      Yeah, I do that Twitter thing.

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        Nice shoes... wanna *******?
        Looking for the truth about giraffes? http://www.menacinggiraffes.blogspot.com/

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          ~Your clothes would look better on my bedroom floor!
          ...it's been a long time.

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            Is your father a thief? Because I'm pretty sure I saw him running away from KMart.
            What an idiot....

            Yeah, I do that Twitter thing.

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            • #7
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              -Your parents must be retarded because you are special.

              -Can I have your phone number after we have sex?
              Looking for the truth about giraffes? http://www.menacinggiraffes.blogspot.com/

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              • #8
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                I would like to extend to you, and invitation to...the pants party, er the party with pants, pants party?
                What an idiot....

                Yeah, I do that Twitter thing.

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                • #9
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                  -Excuse me, can you make some sheep noises for me?
                  Looking for the truth about giraffes? http://www.menacinggiraffes.blogspot.com/

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                    ~ "How you doing!!"
                    ...it's been a long time.

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                    • #11
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                      Hell, I need you. I'm a mess without ya. I miss you so damn much. I miss being with you. I miss being near you! I miss your laugh! I miss - I miss your scent. I miss your musk. When this all gets sorted out, I think you and me should get an apartment together.
                      What an idiot....

                      Yeah, I do that Twitter thing.

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                      • #12
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                        I always like it when a man approaches me and sings Baby Got Back.

                        Other than that....offer me a round of free drinks, quote some Anchorman, put Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw on the old jukebox and I'm yours.

                        I'm easy like Sunday morning.

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                        • #13
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                          ~I need a map
                          What for?
                          To find the way to your heart.
                          Founding member of the B.A. I LOVE US!!
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                          I bring the magic!!!
                          "If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them"
                          Originally posted by Reverend DMother
                          Girl bonding is just so necessary. It's just as important as "me" time. A good girl bonding session leaves you feeling so refreshed. :love: I think of it as a NEED vs a want. There are just things that you need to talk to other women with. You may have the best relationship in the world with your husband, but there are just times you need your girlfriends. It makes for a healthier and happier you which makes everything else you do better.

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                          • #14
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                            Hey Baby! You must be a parking ticket.....cause you have FINE written all over you! )

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                            • #15
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                              Hi, my name is Alan.... Hey...wait, where ya going???
                              >>Alan<<
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