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  • The best of Mr. Wiggins' Disneyland song parodies (IN PROGRESS)

    THIS THREAD IS IN PROGRESS:whistling:sweat:

    (Mr. Wiggins, please help me to look less stupid by adding at least a couple of your best. They're some of the funniest & most clever things I've read on Micechat/Miceage.)

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    Re: The best of Mr. Wiggins' Disneyland song parodies (IN PROGRESS)

    I'm "all ears"; I do not believe that I have ever had the pleasure...
    "I've got the heart of a child..." - I keep it in a box, next to my bed...

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      Re: The best of Mr. Wiggins' Disneyland song parodies (IN PROGRESS)

      Well, um... :shy:

      From Ride Warrior's thread "How Could Tastier Advertising Induce Sweeter Churro Profit Margin$?", there was this bit o' doggerel...


      Disney could always update The Little Mermaid ride to have Sebastian the Crab sing a health warning about the dangers of churro overconsumption...


      The churro is always crunchy
      Cause it has been fried in fat
      You say it's your favorite munchie
      But here is your caveat:
      The sugar, it rots your toothies
      The cinnamon fries your brain
      I tellin' you no half-truthies
      You in for a lot of pain!

      Eat it and see
      Eat it and see
      It gonna plaster plaques much faster in your arteries
      It's full of saturated lard
      It gonna make your ticker hard
      There is no cure-o for too many churros
      Eat it and see!




      "With the acquisition of Marvel and now of Lucasfilm,
      Disney may have finally found the grail. You don't need
      imagination or art. All you need is a brand."

      - Neil Gabler

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        Re: The best of Mr. Wiggins' Disneyland song parodies (IN PROGRESS)

        Thank you!

        Encore!

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