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    1. Look in cookbook for cookie recipe.
    2. Get cup of coffee.
    3. Get cat off of cookbook.
    4. Find that special recipe.
    5. Get cat's nose out of coffee mug.
    6. Go to fridge and get eggs.
    7. Get dry ingredients from cupboard.
    8. Break eggs in small bowl.
    9. Sift dry ingredients in large bowl.
    10. Answer the phone.
    11. Cat ate eggs; get more from fridge.
    12. Get cat out of flour bowl and dust cat off.
    13. Get Band-Aids for scratches on hands.
    14. Throw flour out and get more.
    15. Preheat oven for cookies.
    16. Looking at cat & wanting to bake cat now. Cat runs for cover into bathroom.
    17. Flour the counter to roll out cookie dough.
    18. Big crash in bathroom; run to see what happened.
    19. Cat has TP all over floor; stuff spilled
    and knocked over on top of bathroom counter.
    20. Yell at cat. Cat falls in toilet bowl.
    21. Can sense cat is angry.
    22. Take cat out of toilet to dry cat off.
    23. Get bandages to cover more scratches on arms and legs.
    24. Cleanup bathroom.
    25. Hear a thump in kitchen ... Oh Golly ... now what?
    26. Get cat off floured counter in kitchen.
    27. Try to pick out cat hairs from flour.
    28. Step on cat's tail and get bitten.
    29. Get coat, car keys, and go to store to buy cookies!!!
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    Re: Baking Cookies With A Cat

    Sounds Like "That Darn Cat".

    Cats do the funniest things, and they love to "help" out no matter what you are doing.
    :lmao: Thanks for sharing this.
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    • #3
      Re: Baking Cookies With A Cat

      :lol: Too funny...and OH so true!!! That's my cat when I make dinner!
      Marge: Barnacle Bill's Home Pregnancy Test? Homer, shouldn't we have gone with a better-known brand?
      Homer: But Marge, this one came with a corn-cob pipe!
      Marge: [reading from the test box] "Ahoy, Maties! If the water turns blue, a baby for you! If purple ye see, no baby thar be!"
      Homer: So, which is it? Blue or purple?
      Marge: Pink.
      Homer: D'oh!
      Marge: "If ye test should fail, to a doctor set sail!"

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      • #4
        Re: Baking Cookies With A Cat

        I have three furry companions, and yes, this is as true as it gets...lol...
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        • #5
          Re: Baking Cookies With A Cat

          so funny
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          • #6
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            :lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::l mao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:
            that was a riot!!! I had a cat, I know cats, and this is all so true!!! thank you ,this made my day!

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            • #7
              Re: Baking Cookies With A Cat

              This is very true. I have a very curious kitten. In fact she found a cookie cutter in one on my cupboards and was batting it around the kitchen at midnight!!! Also when I am eating at the computer, she thinks it's an invitation for her to check out what I'm eating to see if it is something she will like...UGh I hate that lol
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              • #8
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                What I hate is having bowls of water all around the house full of water and they want to drink mine. Nothing like laying in bed and hearing the cat slurping your water. I guess if I haven't caught anything from them yet... I am pretty safe.
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                • #9
                  Re: Baking Cookies With A Cat

                  :lmao:

                  my gosh that's funny.....

                  :lmao:


                  my babycat getis into the cupboards, he opens them, explores, knocks things over and leaves... doen't even close the doors either :lol:

                  when we first moved in I went in to get coffee first thing in the morning and tripped over the open bottom cabnet doors, yes lpural as if falling over one was not tenough, when I turned around to scold kitty I took a step backwords....bad idea, there was another open door....

                  now I just go in and close them when I wake up, come home... anything... he always does this...
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                  • #10
                    Re: Baking Cookies With A Cat

                    Originally posted by KingOfHearts
                    What I hate is having bowls of water all around the house full of water and they want to drink mine. Nothing like laying in bed and hearing the cat slurping your water. I guess if I haven't caught anything from them yet... I am pretty safe.
                    Mine does the same thing. I've finally given up and leave a glass of water for her on my bedstand.
                    Marge: Barnacle Bill's Home Pregnancy Test? Homer, shouldn't we have gone with a better-known brand?
                    Homer: But Marge, this one came with a corn-cob pipe!
                    Marge: [reading from the test box] "Ahoy, Maties! If the water turns blue, a baby for you! If purple ye see, no baby thar be!"
                    Homer: So, which is it? Blue or purple?
                    Marge: Pink.
                    Homer: D'oh!
                    Marge: "If ye test should fail, to a doctor set sail!"

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                    • #11
                      Re: Baking Cookies With A Cat

                      That was cute!
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                      • #12
                        Re: Baking Cookies With A Cat

                        Kind of sounds like me trying to fold laundry with the rats out, or me on the computer with them out.

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                        • #13
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                          With 8 cats, too many stories! But got a nice chuckle from all of yours!
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                          it's what they are like in their HEART!


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                          • #14
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                            That was so cute!! I'd never seen that one before! I will have to share it with my daughter and my "grandkitties."




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                            • #15
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                              That was so cute!! :lol: thanks for the laugh!



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