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  • I got a new job!!!!

    Hooray for me!

    For those of you know don't know, I had to quit my job at the Zoo because of my back problems. I've been looking for something since January, and have been really hitting a wall.

    Today I went on an interview at a great company in an, um, interesting industry. I just got a call from them and I got the job!!!!

    I'm going to be a marketing assistant for an internet company that manages affiliate partnerships for "adult" websites. Basically I'm going to be working with the webmasters of various porn sites, and helping them market their sites to members. I get to review pictures and videos and decide what gets posted in the "free" areas to lure members in. I also get to go to B2B conventions and help market the company's services to new websites!

    This just might be a way cooler job than the zoo!!!!

    I apologize in advance to those people who are put off by adult websites.

    Originally posted by Senator David Wu (D-OR)
    Don't let faux-klingons send real Americans to war!

    Originally posted by TheHousingBubbleBlog
    Everyone says that the U.S. doesn’t make anything anymore, but that’s not exactly true. We’re the world leader in the manufacturing of bull****.

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    Congratulations....thought you heading back to the Zoo in April? Sounds like you won't be bored in your new position anyway! Hope everything goes well! When do you start?
    Mom, remember, it's not what a person is like on the outside that counts,
    it's what they are like in their HEART!


    - Wolfette

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      Congrats, hyp! That's great news! I think I'm jealous :cwink:
      Marge: Barnacle Bill's Home Pregnancy Test? Homer, shouldn't we have gone with a better-known brand?
      Homer: But Marge, this one came with a corn-cob pipe!
      Marge: [reading from the test box] "Ahoy, Maties! If the water turns blue, a baby for you! If purple ye see, no baby thar be!"
      Homer: So, which is it? Blue or purple?
      Marge: Pink.
      Homer: D'oh!
      Marge: "If ye test should fail, to a doctor set sail!"

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        CONGRADS HUN!!! HUGS!!!!!! So when are you treating me to dinner?
        Growing older is manditory
        Growing up is however, optional

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        • #5
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          Congrats on the new job! Is the money better than the zoo?
          Anything listed on the park maps as an attraction is fair game for inclusion in the Rally.
          I cannot confirm nor deny the inclusion of any attraction in the Rally.



          May the Gumballs Be with You...Always.

          NO GOATS!

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          • #6
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            Yay you!!!!

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            • #7
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              Dang I really wish I were Hyperbole! :lol: Congrats!!!

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                Congratulations on your new job!

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                • #9
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                  Originally posted by wolfy999
                  Congratulations....thought you heading back to the Zoo in April? Sounds like you won't be bored in your new position anyway! Hope everything goes well! When do you start?
                  Turns out that my doctor recommended I just quit the Zoo. I was supposed to be moved to a position at the Wild Animal park in April, but then HR at the Zoo said that wasn't possible and started dragging their feet about accomodating me. This all happened in the last couple of weeks. I've been looking for something else since January, just in case. I'm glad I did!

                  I start 4/5/06. Its the same pay as the Zoo, better benefits, and I get to wear jeans!

                  Oh, and Oogie, dinner's on me next time you're down here or I'm up in San Fran, k?

                  Originally posted by Senator David Wu (D-OR)
                  Don't let faux-klingons send real Americans to war!

                  Originally posted by TheHousingBubbleBlog
                  Everyone says that the U.S. doesn’t make anything anymore, but that’s not exactly true. We’re the world leader in the manufacturing of bull****.

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                  • #10
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                    Congrats Hyperbole! :clap:

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                    • #11
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                      Congrats! I guess this means less posts on MC and more... um, porn? :blush: I'm glad you'll be working again as it it usually sucks to be unemployed.





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                      • #12
                        Re: I got a new job!!!!

                        Originally posted by fastpassmountain
                        Congrats! I guess this means less posts on MC and more... um, porn? :blush:
                        More posts at night, but just think of the pictures I'll have for my boob club!

                        Originally posted by Senator David Wu (D-OR)
                        Don't let faux-klingons send real Americans to war!

                        Originally posted by TheHousingBubbleBlog
                        Everyone says that the U.S. doesn’t make anything anymore, but that’s not exactly true. We’re the world leader in the manufacturing of bull****.

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                        • #13
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                          Sweeeeeeeeet!! I mean, yeah, um, that's pretty cool. hehehe

                          Originally posted by a_hyperbole
                          More posts at night, but just think of the pictures I'll have for my boob club!





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                          • #14
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                            Originally posted by a_hyperbole
                            More posts at night, but just think of the pictures I'll have for my boob club!
                            :lmao:


                            Congrats and lots of luck w/the new position (no pun intended)
                            ~~~:ap:~~~

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                            • #15
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                              "better benefits"...

                              Care to elaborate??? LOL!

                              Congratulations!

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