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    Disney hit a delay in plans to build a resort located in Hawaii. The groundbreaking ceremony came to an abrupt halt when the local woman chosen to be thrown into the volcano was spit up due to her lack of pureness. A spokesman for the Walt Disney Company apologized to the media & promised that the next virgin sacrifice will not be one handpicked from the local strip club. Disneyland Hawaii is still scheduled to open late summer 2009.
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    Last edited by Evil Minion; 01-17-2005, 03:18 PM.

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    Originally posted by Evil Minion
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    Disney hit a delay in plans to build a resort located in Hawaii. The groundbreaking ceremony came to an abrupt halt when the local woman chosen to be thrown into the volcano was spit up due to her lack of pureness. A spokesman for the Walt Disney Company apologized to the media & promised that the next virgin sacrifice will not be one handpicked from the local strip club. Disneyland Hawaii is still scheduled to open late summer 2009.
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    Merchandising, however, will begin with the kickoff of Disneyland's 50th birthday celebration. The new Disneyland Hawaii is said to be a present from Disneyland.
    Last edited by Evil Minion; 01-17-2005, 03:18 PM.



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    • #3
      Oh, I love fake rumors!

      The park, which is themed around the islands of the world, will have a ride themed with a Jules Vern look and will have the word "Discovery" in its title.
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      • #4
        Oh, should I? Shouldn't I?
        Nah.

        Cheeky monkeys. :monkey:
        So full of Disney Magic, my eyes are blue.

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          "I mean, the city of Hilo was just sitting there and we figured we needed to energize the state's economy with people with lots of disposable income." Governor Linda Lingle, a Republican, said during a press conference at Hawai'i Volcanoes National Park. Lingle donned a pair of Minnie Mouse ears for the event.
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          • #6
            Cunning Lingle.
            So full of Disney Magic, my eyes are blue.

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            • #7
              The Super Star Limo Ride Vehicles have been moved backstage in preparation for llkjfifuihlfjjljj kjiupirljlgf!

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              • #8
                Disneyland Hawaii - Old Characters, new attitude!

                In the rich tradition of using Disney characters to their full potential, Disneyland Hawaii will take the next step in AA technology, and 3D film to show audiences the wonder of a British bear who leaves the hundred acre wood to visit his cousin in Hawaii. As they travel the islands learning about the environment and local culture, they realize how much they have in common. At each stop on the tour they recieve a new flowered necklace, replicas of which will be available in the gift shop.

                Coming soon,

                The Many Lais of Winnie the Poi.

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                • #9
                  To follow in the tradition of the launch of the Stich Encouter at WDW, Disneyland Hawaii will plaster all landmarks, trains, planes and automobiles with artwork by Stitch. The only thing that will remain untouched by Stitches graffiti, er, um, ads, will be orphaned wildlife, waterways, things that are blue, and leis*.

                  The Stitch themed leis started to scare the tourists.
                  Anything listed on the park maps as an attraction is fair game for inclusion in the Rally.
                  I cannot confirm nor deny the inclusion of any attraction in the Rally.



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                  • #10
                    Due to capital allocation reconsideration, Disneyland Hawaii has been reimagined as a resort exclusively geared to hosting corporate executive retreats. First Lady Jane Eisner is consulting on the decor and amenities for DLH Resort, which will welcome senior executives (VP and above) from Fortune 500 companies only.

                    Bob Iger announced the project at the latest GlobalIlluminatiBankMedia Confab: "Disneyland Hawaii, with its international quality conference center, four star accommodations and state of the art security equipment truly marks the next step in realizing the dreams of Walt Disney. The beauty of Hawaii, plus the magic of Disney will make the select few feel like they are in another world while carrying out the work of improving shareholder value."

                    In a first for Disneyland resort operations, cartoon characters will be strictly forbidden in any form on the premises. "Our clientele is looking for a way to escape the mundane and the typical, and so Mickey Mouse and the gang will give way to more compelling and relevant imagery, such as our exciting new adult franchises Wicked Wahine and Kan-e O'Kool, who will serve as official private hostess and host to our VIP clientele. Their E-Ticket packages will reach a new level of customer servicing."

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                    • #11
                      Sure, MJ- sounds great, but will they bring us our luggage from the airport?
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                      • #12
                        >>Sure, MJ- sounds great, but will they bring us our luggage from the airport?<<

                        Only at the Mogul Mornings Package level, block-out dates excluded.

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                        • #13
                          Eisner announced tuesday that after he steps down from CEO.. he will become the CEO for the new subsidary "Disney Night" program...... where your favorite characters will tuck you in at night at lugorious resorts in the middle of knowhere.... and you have a whole hour with them that night....

                          however last wed the subsidary closed when a persion claimed to have been fondled too well by a new character.... tiger the bear... LOL

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                              ROTFL, all of you !!
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