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  • Got a Good Joke? We all need a laugh from time to time...

    A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup. As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, finger printed, photographed, and placed in a holding cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects. He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday School' bumper Sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk. Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car."

    Your Turn.......
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    Re: Got a Good Joke? We all need a laugh from time to time...

    LONG JOKE:

    JJJJJJJJJJoooooooooooooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkk kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.


    SHORT JOKE:

    Joke.
    Three-time MVP Larry Bird, noting that Bryant has been the NBA's premier player for years, told Sports Illustrated's Dan Patrick before this week's announcement, "When someone told me the other day that Kobe hadn't won an MVP trophy, it sort of made me feel like I wanted to throw mine away."

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    • #3
      Re: Got a Good Joke? We all need a laugh from time to time...

      How do you make a piece of tissue dance?

      Spoiler
      Put a little boogie in it
      Originally posted by Grumpee
      I only care for Disney bling!

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      • #4
        Re: Got a Good Joke? We all need a laugh from time to time...

        I've got the greatest joke ever:

        The NBA.
        Three-time MVP Larry Bird, noting that Bryant has been the NBA's premier player for years, told Sports Illustrated's Dan Patrick before this week's announcement, "When someone told me the other day that Kobe hadn't won an MVP trophy, it sort of made me feel like I wanted to throw mine away."

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        • #5
          Re: Got a Good Joke? We all need a laugh from time to time...

          Ok, this was hilarious!!! and a very good point!! ( and here I ignored this all morning thinking it was another bush bash :lmao:

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          • #6
            Re: Got a Good Joke? We all need a laugh from time to time...

            Originally posted by Hakuna Makarla View Post
            Ok, this was hilarious!!! and a very good point!! ( and here I ignored this all morning thinking it was another bush bash :lmao:

            Naaaa, that stays down in the Debate lounge.....
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            So a Priest and a Nun are riding a Camel through the Desert. 100 miles from anywhere the Camel drops dead. certain of death the Priest and Nun begin a conversation. The priest says "in all my life, I have never seen a woman naked, that is something I would like to see before i die." The nun figures why not and raises her robes. the preist says "Thank you Sister, I can now die in peace."

            Now it's the Nuns Turn. She says,"Well Father, i have never seen a man naked, could you return me the favor?" The priest figures why not, and disrobes exposing his HUGE member. The Nun says "Oh my! What is that?" the Priest , now getting a bit braver, says, "Oh Sister, it is the Staff of Life, whatever i stick it into, it creates life."

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            The Nun then says "Wel then, Stick it in that damn Camel and lets get the hell out of here!"....
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            • #7
              Re: Got a Good Joke? We all need a laugh from time to time...

              Originally posted by goofygoof View Post
              LONG JOKE:

              JJJJJJJJJJoooooooooooooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkk kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.


              SHORT JOKE:

              Joke.
              Don't quit your day job.
              "How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?"
              - Satchel Paige

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              • #8
                Re: Got a Good Joke? We all need a laugh from time to time...

                Originally posted by Motorboat Cruiser View Post
                Don't quit your day job.
                That's a wish upon the many...
                Three-time MVP Larry Bird, noting that Bryant has been the NBA's premier player for years, told Sports Illustrated's Dan Patrick before this week's announcement, "When someone told me the other day that Kobe hadn't won an MVP trophy, it sort of made me feel like I wanted to throw mine away."

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                • #9
                  Re: Got a Good Joke? We all need a laugh from time to time...

                  I have jokes but i doubt their appropriate for here...
                  "Pain is temporary, Film is Forever..."

                  http://www.youtube.com/user/DisneyDude



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                  • #10
                    Re: Got a Good Joke? We all need a laugh from time to time...

                    A guy and his wife were sitting at a table at his high school reunion. They kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

                    The wife asks "Do you know her?"

                    The guy says "Yes," sighs "She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasen't been sober since."

                    "My God!" say the wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"

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                    • #11
                      Re: Got a Good Joke? We all need a laugh from time to time...

                      Originally posted by ToyGuy View Post
                      A guy and his wife were sitting at a table at his high school reunion. They kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

                      The wife asks "Do you know her?"

                      The guy says "Yes," sighs "She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasen't been sober since."

                      "My God!" say the wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"
                      Ouch...
                      "Pain is temporary, Film is Forever..."

                      http://www.youtube.com/user/DisneyDude



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                      • #12
                        Re: Got a Good Joke? We all need a laugh from time to time...

                        2 carrots were walking down the street. A car accidently hits one. The ambulance comes and takes the wounded carrot to the hospital where the doctors try to save the carrots life. After 6 hours the doctor comes out to the waiting room where the other carrot has been wating frantically.

                        'Doctor, what about my friend? Will he be all right?' the carrot asks the doctor.

                        The doctor takes off his mask, wipes his brow, and says 'I have some good news and some bad news'.

                        'The good news is that your friend will be ok'.

                        'the bad news is that he'll be a vegetable the rest of his life'.
                        Growing older is manditory
                        Growing up is however, optional

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                        • #13
                          Re: Got a Good Joke? We all need a laugh from time to time...

                          HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
                          :lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:
                          "Pain is temporary, Film is Forever..."

                          http://www.youtube.com/user/DisneyDude



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                          • #14
                            Re: Got a Good Joke? We all need a laugh from time to time...

                            My favorite joke ever. Clean but dirty. :evil:



                            A little boy and little girl are playing in the playground. The little boy walks up to the little girl and lifts his shirt saying, "I have two of these." The little girl lifts up her shirt and says, "I have two of those too!"

                            Little boy pulls down his pants and goes, "Oh yeah, well I have one of these." Little girl pulls down her pants and goes running home crying to her momma...

                            Next day same little boy and little girl are playing in the playground. Little boy walks up to the little girl, lifts up his shirt and says, "I've got two of these." Little girl lifts up her shirts and goes, "I have two of those too!"

                            Little boy pulls down his pants and says, "I've got one of these!" Little girl pulls down her pants and goes....

                            "Oh yeah, well my momma told me as long as I have one of these I can have AS MANY OF THOSE AS I WANT!"

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                            • #15
                              I got one...

                              Yo' mama's so poor, she hangs the toilet paper out to dry!



                              :lol:

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