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  • A stupid Joke Retirement PLANNING

    Retirement PLANNING

    If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would
    now be worth $49.00.

    With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

    With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

    But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank
    all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling price,
    you would have $214.00.

    Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and
    recycle.

    It's called the 401-Keg Plan
    :crazylegs


  • #2
    :lol: nice!

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    • #3
      cute.

      Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe...


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      • #4
        Cute
        Marge: Barnacle Bill's Home Pregnancy Test? Homer, shouldn't we have gone with a better-known brand?
        Homer: But Marge, this one came with a corn-cob pipe!
        Marge: [reading from the test box] "Ahoy, Maties! If the water turns blue, a baby for you! If purple ye see, no baby thar be!"
        Homer: So, which is it? Blue or purple?
        Marge: Pink.
        Homer: D'oh!
        Marge: "If ye test should fail, to a doctor set sail!"

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        • #5
          And, Crazy Legs, I'll drink to that!
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          http://www.comedy4cast.com

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          • #6
            :lol: :lol: :lol:

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            • #7
              hehehheeehhehe
              Originally posted by drunkmom
              this is my first buzzed post in the DMCA -- I'm really in this club because I'm a bitch more than anything. I've only had to hit the backspace 4 (oops, make that 5) times in (now 7) in this (now 9) (now 15) in this post! Damn, now I'm up to 18! Our neighbors were (19) (20) making tequilla sunrises. I thought I couldn't do tequilla (22) anymore but (24) this stuff (26) was good! It started (27) with an s


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              • #8
                :crazylegs

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                • #9
                  I'm to prunk to dost my message!
                  sigpic

                  This has been a Filmways presentation dahling.

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                  • #10
                    Ohman, coffee EVERYwhere!

                    That was good!


                    War is over if you want it...

                    Peace - Love - Mickey Mouse

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                    • #11
                      bork, bork, bork, bork!

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