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    yesterday, i went to a mexican restaurant. while i was there, i had to change my daughters diaper. i changed it, but there was no wastebasket (hole in the wall little place) so i wrapped it in an extra plastic bag and put it in a pocket of her diaper bag.
    fast forward to lunch...my daughter barely touched her food, so i wrapped it up for her to take home.
    then i go home, and grab a white plastic bag from the diaper bag and put it IN MY FRIDGE.
    this morning...i think mmmMMMMMmmmmburrito! open up the bag and discover...yep.not the kind of burrito i want IN MY FREAKIN FRIDGE ALL NIGHT LONG!
    i will now spend the day cleaning it out and thanking god i idn't go to the store yesterday. i would just want to throw the food out!
    please be afraid.

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    LOL... and that burrito's bad too!

    Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe...


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    • #3
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      eeewwwwwww.....

      Sometimes you just to eat a burrito, not the aftermath of a burrito.
      ...it's been a long time.

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      • #4
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        ewww thats so gross!
        but it makes for a funny story though... :lmao:

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        • #5
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          You see what the margaritas can do to you? Sorry that happened. I'd freak!
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          Girl bonding is just so necessary. It's just as important as "me" time. A good girl bonding session leaves you feeling so refreshed. :love: I think of it as a NEED vs a want. There are just things that you need to talk to other women with. You may have the best relationship in the world with your husband, but there are just times you need your girlfriends. It makes for a healthier and happier you which makes everything else you do better.

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          • #6
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            That's what you call...a baby burrito!
            Marge: Barnacle Bill's Home Pregnancy Test? Homer, shouldn't we have gone with a better-known brand?
            Homer: But Marge, this one came with a corn-cob pipe!
            Marge: [reading from the test box] "Ahoy, Maties! If the water turns blue, a baby for you! If purple ye see, no baby thar be!"
            Homer: So, which is it? Blue or purple?
            Marge: Pink.
            Homer: D'oh!
            Marge: "If ye test should fail, to a doctor set sail!"

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            • #7
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              Had you just dumped the diaper in the parking lot like ya see so often in parking lots like at Big Lots and Wal Mart and the like, then you'd have had a "parking-lot burrito". MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!

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              • #8
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                OMG that is so funny. I can so see myself having done the same thing!!
                �In a world filled with hate, we must still dare to hope. In a world filled with anger, we must still dare to comfort. In a world filled with despair, we must still dare to dream. And in a world filled with distrust, we must still dare to believe.� -Michael Jackson


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                • #9
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                  *hands you the Grossest Mistake Ever Made Award* :imtheone:


                  disneyphile@gmail.com

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                  • #10
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                    Originally posted by Disneyphile
                    *hands you the Grossest Mistake Ever Made Award* :imtheone:


                    i just want to thank the academy for giving me this award and for believing in me. thank you. i will find a place of honor for it in my home. :thumbup:
                    please be afraid.

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                    • #11
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                      Originally posted by piratebooty
                      i just want to thank the academy for giving me this award and for believing in me. thank you. i will find a place of honor for it in my home. :thumbup:
                      Hopefully it's not mistaken for a dirty diaper this time!
                      ...it's been a long time.

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                      • #12
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                        I'm sure glad my kids don't wear diapers anymore! Now we're waiting for me and my wife to start wearing them.
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                        This has been a Filmways presentation dahling.

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                        • #13
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                          OMG, that is so funny,

                          and oh so grose:yuck:
                          procrastibating

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                          • #14
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                            This story belongs in the awesome thread. You are awesome for sharing it w/ us! :bow:
                            I give myself very good advice, but I very seldom follow it.
                            That explains the trouble that I'm always in...
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