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    TEN THINGS YOU'LL NEVER HEAR A WOMAN SAY TO ANOTHER WOMAN

    1. That swimsuit really flatters your figure! Would you mind keeping my husband company while I go for a swim?
    2. Oh, look, that woman and I have the same dress on! I think I'll go introduce myself!
    3. His new girlfriend is thinner and better looking than I am, and I'm happy for them both.
    4. If he doesn't let me hold the remote, I get all moody.
    5. He earned more than I do, so I broke up with him.
    6. I'm sick of dating doctors and lawyers! Give me a good old-fashioned waiter with a heart of gold any day!
    7. We're redecorating the bedroom, and he keeps bugging me to help him with the color choices!
    8. He talks our relationship to death! It's making me crazy!
    9. Why can't I find a guy who'll have a wild carefree night of sex and then just go his separate way for once?
    10. I just realized -- my butt doesn't look fat in this -- my butt is fat!
    :crazylegs


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    Re: Ten Things You'll Never Hear A Woman Say To Another Woman

    Gee Stacy, that spider was huge that you killed! Now let's go change the tires on my hot rod.
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    • #3
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      :lmao: I liked number 10 the best!
      Good morning, son
      In twenty years from now
      Maybe we'll both sit down and have a few beers
      And I can tell you 'bout today
      And how I picked you up and everything changed
      It was pain
      Sunny days and rain
      I knew you'd feel the same things...


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      • #4
        Re: Ten Things You'll Never Hear A Woman Say To Another Woman

        "Wow, I feel sooooo thin right now"
        A Dream Is a Wish Your Heart Makes....

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        • #5
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          I would say #4. If I don't have control of the remote, we aren't watching tv.
          Member of the Disney Class of 2005
          Disneyland CM for 4 years.
          May 6, 2005 - present.

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          • #6
            Re: Ten Things You'll Never Hear A Woman Say To Another Woman

            "What? Bathroom? Nah, go by yourself."

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            • #7
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              Just 'cause I haven't done this in a while:

              "Bornieo? Damn he's hot!!"

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              • #8
                Re: Ten Things You'll Never Hear A Woman Say To Another Woman

                When you are as old as I, you have separate remotes and separate televisions in separate rooms. Part of the reason I am married this long.
                BarbaraAnn

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