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  • The "Disney Jokes" Thread

    I searched and found nothing like this. How about post your favorite Disney jokes that you heard. Please, keep it clean, people and Disney appropriated, about G - Rated!!

    I'll go first:

    1) Why can't Cinderella play soccer??

    Spoiler
    She's always runs away from the ball!!


    2) Why did Snow White stand in front of the Photo Supply Company on Main Street??

    Spoiler
    Because someday her prints will come!


    3) Why can't planes land where Peter Pan Lives

    Spoiler
    Because it is Never Never Land!!
    Last edited by Dan - Tasmic!; 08-30-2007, 07:10 PM. Reason: Added the spoiler tags

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    Re: The "Disney Jokes" Thread

    Meanwhile, what kind of car does Mickey Mouse's girlfriend drive?

    Spoiler
    A Minnie Van!


    That one came from a Playhouse Disney promo.

    And how does one catch Chip and Dale?

    Spoiler
    Climb like a tree and act like a nut!


    Got that from one of littlecricket's videos.
    Last edited by mouseinphilly; 08-30-2007, 10:15 AM.

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    • #3
      Re: The "Disney Jokes" Thread

      Q: Why is Cinderella such a lousy football player?

      A: Because she has a pumpkin for a coach.

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      Q: Why is Snow White such a wonderful Judge?

      A: Because she's the 'fairest of them all'.

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      • #4
        Re: The "Disney Jokes" Thread

        May we suggest putting the answers in a spoiler box, please. Thanks.

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        • #5
          Re: The "Disney Jokes" Thread

          It's not necessary, only if you want to hide you answers and not reveal it yet.

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          • #6
            Re: The "Disney Jokes" Thread

            What do you call a pirate who skips school?

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            Captain Hook-y
            *Pirate laugh* Yar har har!

            I know more (we had a week when I worked at WDW where all we did was try to come up with Disney jokes)... my brain just went blank :P

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            • #7
              Re: The "Disney Jokes" Thread

              There have been a couple rather tasteless jokes on the board here in this thread, and needless to say they are/have been removed. Remember this rule of thumb...

              Originally posted by Dan - Tasmic! View Post
              "Please, keep it clean, people."
              If this keeps up, Danny will likely ask someone to take this to the Litter Box.

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              • #8
                Re: The "Disney Jokes" Thread

                Then I won't tell the one about Mickey and Minnie's divorce.
                The Right Honorable Count Boogie Bonz of Random, at your service.

                On Track for Weight Loss!

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                • #9
                  Re: The "Disney Jokes" Thread

                  Good point.

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                  • #10
                    Re: The "Disney Jokes" Thread

                    So, the seven dwarfs were working in the mine one day and Doc turns to Grumpy and asks, "Could you hand me a pick-axe?" and Grumpy turns to him and says, "What do I look like -- a typewriter?"
                    -Tim

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                    • #11
                      Re: The "Disney Jokes" Thread

                      Goofy walks into a bar and says, "ouch!"
                      -Tim

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                      • #12
                        Re: The "Disney Jokes" Thread

                        How many Disney characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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                        One. Who'd you think this was -- The Weinstein Company?!
                        -Tim

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                        • #13
                          Re: The "Disney Jokes" Thread

                          Snow White, Cinderella, and Lilo were sitting at a table and Snow White says, "I think my prince is the greatest because he's so charming!"

                          Cinderella said, "Well, I think my prince is the greatest because he's so handsome!"

                          Then Lilo stands up and says, "Shut up and order the pizza, you crazy celebutantes! I'm hungry!"
                          -Tim

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                          • #14
                            Re: The "Disney Jokes" Thread

                            1.

                            Q. Guest "How many of you Imagineers does it take to change a light bulb?"

                            A. Imagineer "Does it have to be a light bulb?"
                            "As usual he's taken over the coolest spot in the house"- Father re: Orville 1963

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                            • #15
                              Re: The "Disney Jokes" Thread

                              Did you hear about the mice chatter who died online? He was left hanging by a thread!
                              "As usual he's taken over the coolest spot in the house"- Father re: Orville 1963

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