wooooooooooo hooooooooooooo! Happy Spring! and just in time to celebrate my 2000th post!
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Re: Belles, Beasts and Beaus Spring Fling!
Originally posted by DMof2Hey, where is everyone.....Follow me on Twitter: @matthamand
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Re: Belles, Beasts and Beaus Spring Fling!
OK, I decided to post the original story, so anyone coming in late wont be lost:
April 13, 2006
well, good morning everyone! I am up and bright eyed without the help of coffee! the freaks have totally out done themselves! I wake up to the bush hider freaking out in my yard, then trying to get in our door, like a dog during a thunderstorm (the bf was up and waiting for his crew) not 2 mins before one of the drunks (a new one that I have yet to name) was over here begging and being really pushy for a ride somewhere then cause I left my puter room window open last night, I hear on the morning breeze, GET DOWN! NOW! YOU SON OF A **** so I go run to my window and look out, and I see 4 police cars, (one in my drive) and 7 of Bowling green's finest over next door with shotguns and handguns drawn, and someone face planted in the dirt, hog tied with a cop's doc marten firmly planted on the back of his neck.. with 3 cops standing around him with shotguns and 9 MM's drawn, an another one keeping 2 of the nutty women away (in the middle of the lot next door,(almost under my window) with a shotgun (sorry no pic, but I was still standing here with my mouth hanging open) all the time this is going on, bush hider is sitting in my kitchen, stoned out of his gourd on Lor-tabs, and mumbling crap like i was asleep! (bull****!! you are so ripped you cant even function!)
then the ambulance arrives, lights flashing..I wasnt paying attention if they took anyone away or not (too much stimulation so early in the morning) anyways, soon I see one get loaded in the cop car like a bag of grain, then a few minutes later another one.. and the best thing about this misery Im writing about...I HAVE PICTURES!!!!!! HEE HEE I thought to grab my camera in the middle of all this (sorry no really good ones of cops n guns this time , but Im going to have my camera ready to go on my desk from now on) and during all this Im running around in my yard like 007 on a super secret spy mission, trying to hide to take pictures so the cops dont notice me, (wonder if its legal to take pics of cops doing their job) and the BF laughing hysertically the whole time! (bush hider is still in my kitchen) and while Im doing all this, I had the theme from Mission Impossible running thru my head)
earkid gave me an awesome idea....if I have to live with this misery day in and day out during the spring/summer Im gonna start a web page..If I have to be miserable, why not share it with everyone who might get a good laugh out of it!
so, my question is....WHOEVER WANTS TO SEE PICTURES...RAISE THEIR HANDS........
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