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  • The PMS Thread

    (Warning: Men, you may want to avoid this. )

    Ok, I'm PMS'ing, and am in a ranty mood about it, so I figured I'd start a thread for all of us girls to comiserate about our "special" times. Feel free to share remedies, stories, jokes, or just rant away.

    Right now, I'm bloated to the size of Shamu's long-lost sister. If I went to the beach, Greenpeace would throw me back in, only to have me harpooned by the nearest whaling ship.

    And, my mood swings are comparable to the fists of a drunken blind boxer - they're all over the place.

    At the moment, I can't tell whether I want to laugh, cry, or just rip someone's head off, and I'm heading towards the latter.
    disneyphile@gmail.com

  • #2
    Originally posted by Disneyphile
    At the moment, I can't tell whether I want to laugh, cry, or just rip someone's head off, and I'm heading towards the latter.
    Aww, I'm sorry you're having one of THOSE days. Here's what I do when faced with these choices...First rip someone's head off, then cry a little and in a little while you'll be laughing. Trust me.
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    • #3
      :hugs: I was there just a few weeks ago. Wanted to die. Felt like it was never going to end...

      And then it did.

      I can handle the bloating and head aches and all that. I CANNOT handle the moodswings. HATE THEM. Would rather be bloated for two weeks than deal with mood swings.

      I try water pills, drinking LOTS of water, and lavender oil.
      She said all she heard was wind, which was insulting, as my phone was in my back pocket...

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      • #4
        I'm at the end phase and feel the emotional pain. I am emotional and moody the week before and sometimes the week after. I'm SUPER sensitive during this time. Cry at the drop of a hat. I found that chocolate works as well as having a good cry session with friends or with a FANTASTIC chick flick.

        We should start PMS nights where we gorge on chocolate, watch sappy movies and vent all night long. Anyone up for a girls night?
        Last edited by Disneykat; 05-25-2005, 03:25 PM. Reason: cause I suck at typing and need to spell check
        Katie :yea:
        Founding member of the BA I LOVE us!!!
        :sc: FIGHT ON!!!!!!








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        • #5
          Originally posted by Disneykat
          Anyone up for a girls night?
          I totally would be, except I'm blasted busy as heck right now. That's also probably factoring into my 'tude.
          disneyphile@gmail.com

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          • #6
            OK, so what is my excuse for having one of those days?!?!?!


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            • #7
              Originally posted by NeverGrow Up
              OK, so what is my excuse for having one of those days?!?!?!

              I firmly believe that even men have PMS!!!!!
              Katie :yea:
              Founding member of the BA I LOVE us!!!
              :sc: FIGHT ON!!!!!!








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              • #8
                Originally posted by Disneykat
                I firmly believe that even men have PMS!!!!!
                Minus the need for pads.

                I agree. I'm going through a mood swing today, as a matter of fact.

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                • #9
                  You know, I almost never PMS, but right now, ugh!
                  Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. ~Dr. Seuss

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Gemini Cricket
                    Minus the need for pads.


                    :confused: :botox:
                    disneyphile@gmail.com

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                    • #11
                      OMG can I relate
                      This is me today
                      Add to that I feel like I could fall asleep while standing AND that my boobs feel like they weigh 50 sensitive *** lbs each I'm ready to hurt someone/thing.

                      And of course today was "deal with idiotic people so I change switch the utilities day"

                      Oh and add today the fact that the A/C in this dump went out and it's FREAKIN" HOT I'm seething



                      Delta Mu Chi Alpha ΔΜΧΑ

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                      • #12
                        I think poor Frodo Potter is going to run away, screaming for the hills before the end of this week. :o
                        disneyphile@gmail.com

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                        • #13
                          Ahhhh, Advil...my friend.

                          I cried over a credit card commercial last night...
                          Marge: Barnacle Bill's Home Pregnancy Test? Homer, shouldn't we have gone with a better-known brand?
                          Homer: But Marge, this one came with a corn-cob pipe!
                          Marge: [reading from the test box] "Ahoy, Maties! If the water turns blue, a baby for you! If purple ye see, no baby thar be!"
                          Homer: So, which is it? Blue or purple?
                          Marge: Pink.
                          Homer: D'oh!
                          Marge: "If ye test should fail, to a doctor set sail!"

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Disneykat
                            I firmly believe that even men have PMS!!!!!
                            Do you mean I am not going crazy? Cause everyone here at work is asking what is wrong with me!!


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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by dsnylndmom
                              OMG can I relate
                              This is me today
                              That's been my week too!! I stood in the bathroom and cried last night cause I felt so worthless!!


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