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  • Things a Man Should Never Do Past Age 30

    1. Coin his own nickname.
    2. Use a wallet that is fastened with Velcro.
    3. Rank his friends in order of best, second best, and so on.
    4. Hacky sack.
    5. Name his "unit" his name plus junior.
    6. Hang art with tape.
    7. Hang The Scream, unless he stole it from the Munch museum in Oslo.
    8. Ask a policeman, "You ever shoot anybody with that thing?"
    9. Ask a woman, "Hey, you got a license for that ***?"
    10. Skip.
    11. Take a camera to a nude beach.
    12. Let his father do his taxes.
    13. Tap on the glass.
    14. Shout out a response to "Are you ready to rock?"
    15. Use the word collated on his resume.
    16. Hold a weekly house meeting with roommates.
    17. Name pets after Middle Earth characters.
    18. Jokingly flash gang signs while posing for wedding photos.
    19. Give shout-outs.
    20. Use numbers in place of words or locations, such as "the 411" for information, or "the 313" for Detroit.
    21. Hug amusement-park characters.
    22. Wear Disney-themed neckties.
    23. Wake up to a "morning zoo."
    24. Compare the trajectory of his life with those of the characters in Billy Joel's "Scenes from an Italian Restaurant."
    25. Request extra sprinkles.
    26. Air drum.
    27. Choose 69 as his jersey number.
    28. Eat Oreo cookies in stages.
    29. Volunteer to be a magician's assistant.
    30. Sleep on a bare mattress.
    31. End a conversation with "later skater."
    32. Hold his lighter up at a concert.
    33. Publicly greet friends by shouting, "What's up, you whore?"
    34. Wear Converse All Stars with a tuxedo.
    35. Propose via stadium Jumbotron.
    36. Decide anything based on the ruminations of Howard Stern.
    37. Call "shotgun" before getting in a car.
    38. Dispute someone else's call of "shotgun."
    39. Whine.
    40. Mist up during Aerosmith's "Dream On."
    41. Purchase fireworks.
    42. Google the word vagina.
    43. Ride a pony.
    44. Sport an ironic mustache.
    45. Hit 13 against a 6.
    46. Organize a party bus.
    47. Say "two points" every time he throws something in the trash.
    48. Buy a novelty postcard in another country of topless women on a beach and write, "Wish you were here" on it.
    49. Keg stands.
    50. Purchase home-brewing paraphernalia.
    51. The John Travolta point-to-the-ceiling-point-to-the-floor dance move; also that one from Pulp Fiction.
    52. Put less than ten dollars' worth of gas in the tank.
    53. Keep a minuscule amount of marijuana extremely well hidden.
    54. Read The Fountainhead.
    55. Watch the Pink Floyd laser light show at a planetarium.
    56. Refer to his girlfriend's breasts as "the twins."
    57. Own a vanity plate.
    58. Whippits.
    59. Say goodbye to anyone by tapping his chest and even so much as whispering, "Peace out."

  • #2
    Re: Things a Man Should Never Do Past Age 30

    I think you need to include wear short shorts. But they could be a general statement for all men.
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    • #3
      Re: Things a Man Should Never Do Past Age 30

      Oh dear...um, I tend to sign off with, ah, well, and i'm 36 years old...


      ....


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      • #4
        Re: Things a Man Should Never Do Past Age 30

        Something i have to say that no man should ever do is wear socks with sandles.
        Nice list

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        • #5
          Re: Things a Man Should Never Do Past Age 30

          So....it's a BAD thing that I do over half of those things?

          (I mean honestly. Who doesn't air drum?)

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          • #6
            Re: Things a Man Should Never Do Past Age 30

            I bolded all the things my 39 year old brother-in-law does!!

            I love him though, wouldn't change a thing about him, I swear, he's so much fun. We :love: him. Possibly more than my sister. :evil:

            Originally posted by aimster View Post
            1. Coin his own nickname.
            2. Use a wallet that is fastened with Velcro.
            3. Rank his friends in order of best, second best, and so on.
            4. Hacky sack.
            5. Name his "unit" his name plus junior.
            6. Hang art with tape.
            7. Hang The Scream, unless he stole it from the Munch museum in Oslo.
            8. Ask a policeman, "You ever shoot anybody with that thing?"
            9. Ask a woman, "Hey, you got a license for that ***?"
            10. Skip.
            11. Take a camera to a nude beach. THEY TOOK THEIR WEDDING PHOTOS ON A NUDE BEACH!
            12. Let his father do his taxes. MY FATHER DOES THEIR TAXES!
            13. Tap on the glass.
            14. Shout out a response to "Are you ready to rock?"
            15. Use the word collated on his resume.
            16. Hold a weekly house meeting with roommates.
            17. Name pets after Middle Earth characters.
            18. Jokingly flash gang signs while posing for wedding photos.
            19. Give shout-outs.
            20. Use numbers in place of words or locations, such as "the 411" for information, or "the 313" for Detroit.
            21. Hug amusement-park characters.
            22. Wear Disney-themed neckties.
            23. Wake up to a "morning zoo."
            24. Compare the trajectory of his life with those of the characters in Billy Joel's "Scenes from an Italian Restaurant."
            25. Request extra sprinkles.
            26. Air drum.
            27. Choose 69 as his jersey number.
            28. Eat Oreo cookies in stages.
            29. Volunteer to be a magician's assistant.
            30. Sleep on a bare mattress.
            31. End a conversation with "later skater."
            32. Hold his lighter up at a concert.
            33. Publicly greet friends by shouting, "What's up, you whore?"
            34. Wear Converse All Stars with a tuxedo.
            35. Propose via stadium Jumbotron. Proposed outside a stadium!!
            36. Decide anything based on the ruminations of Howard Stern.
            37. Call "shotgun" before getting in a car.
            38. Dispute someone else's call of "shotgun."
            39. Whine.
            40. Mist up during Aerosmith's "Dream On."
            41. Purchase fireworks.
            42. Google the word vagina.
            43. Ride a pony.
            44. Sport an ironic mustache.
            45. Hit 13 against a 6.
            46. Organize a party bus. OMG--JUST DID THIS LAST MONTH!! :lmao:
            47. Say "two points" every time he throws something in the trash.
            48. Buy a novelty postcard in another country of topless women on a beach and write, "Wish you were here" on it.
            49. Keg stands.
            50. Purchase home-brewing paraphernalia. (my husband too, though)
            51. The John Travolta point-to-the-ceiling-point-to-the-floor dance move; also that one from Pulp Fiction.
            52. Put less than ten dollars' worth of gas in the tank.
            53. Keep a minuscule amount of marijuana extremely well hidden.
            54. Read The Fountainhead.
            55. Watch the Pink Floyd laser light show at a planetarium. EVERY YEAR ON HIS BDAY!! :lmao:
            56. Refer to his girlfriend's breasts as "the twins."
            57. Own a vanity plate.
            58. Whippits.
            59. Say goodbye to anyone by tapping his chest and even so much as whispering, "Peace out."

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            • #7
              Re: Things a Man Should Never Do Past Age 30

              (I mean honestly. Who doesn't air drum?)
              Well it's ok if you're a drummer but....

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              • #8
                Re: Things a Man Should Never Do Past Age 30

                Originally posted by localdisnyfan View Post
                So....it's a BAD thing that I do over half of those things?

                (I mean honestly. Who doesn't air drum?)
                acually no, do not listen to those who say you should not do this or that, you do what you want to do. I get tired of people dictating what someone should wear or do, if you are not harming anyone or your self, do what you want

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                • #9
                  Re: Things a Man Should Never Do Past Age 30

                  Why not? As in why not do any of those things? I'm older than dirt and I do at least 2 of them.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Things a Man Should Never Do Past Age 30

                    I'd like to add wear overalls to that list...although I think that no boy over the age of 9 should and that's pushing it a little!

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                    • #11
                      Re: Things a Man Should Never Do Past Age 30

                      Originally posted by hakuna makarla View Post
                      acually no, do not listen to those who say you should not do this or that, you do what you want to do. I get tired of people dictating what someone should wear or do, if you are not harming anyone or your self, do what you want

                      Us girls can do anything we please!!! It's just the guys that need a little help!!! hee hee.
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                      • #12
                        Re: Things a Man Should Never Do Past Age 30

                        Oh, close one. Lucky I am only 15 and can still do all of these things without being ridiculed by society !!! Kidding, but some of these are sort of odd. I mean, I know a lot of guys who do these things, or at least some of them.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Things a Man Should Never Do Past Age 30

                          BTW that list came from Esquire Magazine.

                          They should've added playing video games though.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Things a Man Should Never Do Past Age 30

                            Originally posted by aimster View Post
                            21. Hug amusement-park characters.
                            sorry but when I was at DCA last year we ate at Areial's grotto, when the princess's came to our table well what can I say
                            Originally posted by aimster View Post
                            22. Wear Disney-themed neckties.
                            if you are reading this you are on micechat, so that makes us disney geeks, so its ok to Wear a Disney-themed neckties
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                            • #15
                              Re: Things a Man Should Never Do Past Age 30

                              I admit to four:

                              28. Eat Oreo cookies in stages.
                              Though I haven't had an Oreo in years!

                              41. Purchase fireworks.
                              Well, actually, I haven't done this in years either. But I would if I could.

                              50. Purchase home-brewing paraphernalia.
                              OK. It's been a few years on this one too, but my homebrew won ribbons at the county fair.

                              57. Own a vanity plate.
                              Uh... yeah. It's been a few years since I've had one of these too. But it was after 30.


                              I've never done any of the other things on the list. It's also been many, many years since I've been 30. Don't cry for me, though. I'm doing things today in my 50's that men in their 20's only dream of.
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