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  • The Code

    OK Men,

    You all know that there is an unspoken code between men... Rules learned that we all live by, that help us devide what is right and wrong actions... For some it is differant then others...

    1. If no one says anything, all get togethers are BYOB.
    2. Everyman should have a vice.
    3. There are rules to fighting, follow and obay them.
    4. The only reason to fight anyone is if someone hurts someone you love.
    5. When you fight, fight to win, untill your oponant is completely distroyed or there is no way to continue to fight...
    6. Women go to the powder room, Men play poker.
    7. Never make a move on your best friends girlfriend or wife... OK, at least not without permission...

    Others?
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  • #2
    Awwww man I fundementally disagree with number 5 there pal? Most respectable men who have to resort to fighting should attempt to subdue there opponent, take him down---but to fight until they are completely destroyed? Maybe I misunderstand what you wrote.






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    • #3
      Does #5 mean on Xbox? I hope not in RL
      ...it's been a long time.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by ah schucks
        Awwww man I fundementally disagree with number 5 there pal? Most respectable men who have to resort to fighting should attempt to subdue there opponent, take him down---but to fight until they are completely destroyed? Maybe I misunderstand what you wrote.
        Wait a sec... Let me clarify the rules of fighting...

        1. Avoid fighting at all costs.
        2. If you even consider fighting, see rule number 1...
        3. Only fight if you have no other choice, and there is no other alternative.
        4. Fighting is only justifiable to fight to protect someone you love or to preserve your own life. Never fight over material things, that is what lawyers and police are for...
        5. If you fight, always fight to win, and do not hold anything back, fight with your whole self untill your enemy is completely distroyed.
        6. There are no rules in a fight... Do everything you can to win... Even at the expense of your own self...
        7. Avoid fighting at all costs... No body wins in a fight...
        Last edited by cellarhound; 06-10-2005, 01:09 PM.
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        • #5
          Originally posted by cellarhound
          Others?
          8. Never write down the unspoken code.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by ah schucks
            Awwww man I fundementally disagree with number 5 there pal? Most respectable men who have to resort to fighting should attempt to subdue there opponent, take him down---but to fight until they are completely destroyed? Maybe I misunderstand what you wrote.
            He wrote "enemy." During a fight with an enemy, your opponent might cease to be your enemy. In that case, pick your opponent up and dust him off, and an unspoken agreement will be agreed upon, without words, since they tend to be verbose and wordy.

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            • #7
              9. Don't talk or make eye contact at a urinal. Just look up or straight ahead.

              10. Never talk about fight club.
              I find it hard
              It's hard to find
              Oh well, whatever, nevermind

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              • #8
                11. Be polite, use courtesy flush.
                ...it's been a long time.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by LightBeer
                  9. Don't talk or make eye contact at a urinal. Just look up or straight ahead.
                  I tend to look down, since I don't want to drag it on the floor.
                  OK, I tend to splash a lot more than I want to, so I need to constantly check the pressure of the fire hose .

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by sediment
                    I tend to look down, since I don't want to drag it on the floor.
                    OK, I tend to splash a lot more than I want to, so I need to constantly check the pressure of the fire hose .
                    Just gotta ask what is up with the guys that want to chat while you are at the urinal? Can I have just a few moments of me time please? :confused:

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                    • #11
                      Aye the code... ~Mr. Gibbs

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                      • #12
                        Its more like guidlines... :captain:
                        Come to the dark side,
                        we have cookies.

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                        • #13
                          12 "and always let your conscience be your guide!" --- Jiminy Cricket (who else stupid!?)

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                          • #14
                            Hmm ... I thought you were talking about "The Code"

                            Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, A, B, B, A, Select, Start ...

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                            • #15
                              13. Guys don't go to restrooms in groups. If you gotta go, hold it and wait till the other guy comes back. This is a girl thing that, believe me, starts early. My 3 and 6 year old girls do this for crying out loud!
                              14. Guys who don't totally wash their hands after using the restroom are frowned upon. I don't care if you're a non-toucher, wash those paws anyway, and not the 2 second splash from the faucet either! Grab some soap and wash 'em correctly! Oh, and I don't care what studies say; it might be 100% sanitary not to wash, it's just socially unnacceptable.
                              15. Nose and ear picking are OK except in mixed company. Personally, I'd rather have a buddy do something a bit gross in front of me than see him suffer with an enormous, nasty, painful nose goblin, so pick away! Only thing is, WASH YOUR TRENCHING TOOL AFTERWARD! (See #14)
                              16. Never, ever under any circumstance put down something that another guy is proud of! Not even the rusted out, pile of junk, dog-slow, 4 cyl '86 Camaro that he's been "restoring" for the past 5 years. If you don't have something nice to say, just say something like "Hey, Camaro's are awesome cars, dude!" and then change the subject.
                              Last edited by Pacha; 06-27-2005, 07:27 PM.

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