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    ORDDU: This is a question mostly, I suppose, for all the fairies among us, ducklings. (Of course any of you are free to answer the question, really.) But as a witch--interested in magic spells--I can't help asking the simple question: What's inside your wand?

    ORWEN: I've been wondering the same thing. Do you have any special magic you're good at? Do you have any hidden talents for making the lives of those around you better? Are you a fairy god mother type--or even a fairy god father type? Or maybe a sprite or a pixie?

    ORGOCH: er are ya the type who's cain't STAND a bunch a goody-two shoes, like my own dang self, and prefers usin' yer wand ta CURSE a body? Maybe yer a an old troll er a orgre.

    ORDDU: Whatever the case, please feel free to share. After all, we're like family, now, and just LOVE sharing spells, potions or--

    ORGOCH: --good old fashioned HEXES!!!

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    sperm, that's what's inside my wand....wait, can I say that?
    What an idiot....

    Yeah, I do that Twitter thing.

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    • #3
      ORWEN: You've got a WHALE inside your wand, Tui? That's amazing!!

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      • #4
        Wrong kind of sperm there, Witches

        What an idiot....

        Yeah, I do that Twitter thing.

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        • #5
          ORDDU: I would assume, then, that Tui is more into white magic, rather than the black arts.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Witches of Morva
            ORDDU: I would assume, then, that Tui is more into white magic, rather than the black arts.
            I never thought I would ever do this, but positive reputation to you.
            What an idiot....

            Yeah, I do that Twitter thing.

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            • #7
              ORDDU: Why, thank you Tui, duckling. If you'd visit us in Morva more often, we'd be glad to show you lots MORE magic, you know.

              ORWEN: Of course I hope Tui picks a day when my wand is working right. Some days I just can't get it to work the way I want it to.

              ORGOCH: Might help if'n ya ever learned how ta USE the dang thing, first, instead a pokin' 'round with it in places it don't belong!!

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              • #8
                What's in my wand? A love for the arts. Of course I'm not thinking pervertedly here and talking about a part of the male anatomy. When I here Wand I think magic and art is magic. You are creating something from nothing. To me Disneyland is like walking onto a magic canvas that is not finished but continiously changes.
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                • #9
                  ORDDU: Why, thank you, PirateMunkee, duckling! Of course, it's was obvious from the beginning that you had a love of art.

                  ORGOCH: Art who?

                  ORWEN: Art Linkletter? Art Carney? Art Garfunkle?

                  ORDDU: How about Art-Tistic? (Nothing at all perverted about that!)

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                  • #10
                    I'm really good at cooking .... does that count? And, Orwen, you may want to get your wand checked out ... the witch doctor can perform miracles I hear
                    Originally posted by drunkmom
                    this is my first buzzed post in the DMCA -- I'm really in this club because I'm a bitch more than anything. I've only had to hit the backspace 4 (oops, make that 5) times in (now 7) in this (now 9) (now 15) in this post! Damn, now I'm up to 18! Our neighbors were (19) (20) making tequilla sunrises. I thought I couldn't do tequilla (22) anymore but (24) this stuff (26) was good! It started (27) with an s


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                    • #11
                      Wands? We don't need no stinking wands.
                      As nice as the other parks are, we must always remember that it all began at Disneyland. Disneyland should be the crown jewel in the Disney crown.

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                      • #12
                        thats the last time I post in a thread started by the witches when I'm drunk....
                        What an idiot....

                        Yeah, I do that Twitter thing.

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                        • #13
                          ORWEN: Doctor Bombay! Doctor Bombay! Emergency! Emergency, come right away! (Thank you for the advice, Miceman, duckling. I'm going to let Dr. Bombay check out my wand as soon as he gets here!)

                          ORGOCH: While yer at it, have him give Tui a fresh batch a witch's brew, will ya? Don't want the poor jerk ta turn up sober somewhere's, does we?

                          ORDDU: Well, I'm just dying to know what special sort of magic EpTxguy has to show the rest of the world. He came and went so quickly, I see. If only he'd have stayed longer...(sigh)

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Witches of Morva
                            ORDDU: I would assume, then, that Tui is more into white magic, rather than the black arts.

                            Is that considered racist? :confused: :devil: :angel:
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                            • #15
                              Hey! Why is there a smiling devil, but no angel?
                              Critter Country's a mess ev'r since the Country Bears were kicked out. Ya can't cover pooh with honey and 'spect people ta like it.
                              An Adventurers It's Time to Put the Spotlight Back on Bring Back the REAL Disney Gallery
                              Life for Me! ~ ~ ~ Melvin, Buff, and Max!!! ~~~~ Dump the Dream Suite!
                              Meese-ka Moose-ka Mice-Chatter!

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