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    A movie is coming out in August that is anticipated to be SO BAD that it has already been building word of mouth momentum as one of the worst films ever made! It is called...


    SNAKES
    ON A
    PLANE




    Yes you heard me. Snakes On A PLANE!

    Don't believe me?

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0417148/

    http://www.blackfilm.com/20050819/fe...onaplane.shtml

    http://www.movieweb.com/movies/film/05/3005/summary.php

    It is a film starring Samuel L. Jackson in which an assasin sets deadly snakes loose on a plane in an attempt to kill a passenger who is a witness in protective custody. Already the film's title was tinkered with, (what you don't like it?) but star, Jackson, would not have it. He claimed that one of the biggest reasons he signed on to the project was the name . Funny thing is, he might be on to something.



    Already the film has ganied a notorious reputation and is being anticipated as one of the worst films in the history of cinema. Normally that would not be something to be proud of, much less brag about. But in this age of the global village connected by all sorts of media, including the internet, cult status can develop faster than before. Sometimes even ahead of the curve.


    Take, for instance, the first movie to really build cult status ahead of release. The Blair Witch Project was made for a paultry 700,000. Artisan went to great lengths to market this film as an actual documentary by using the internet as a tool to promote the search for the "missing" stars of the film. This paid off in a big way, and the film ended up grossing well over 100 million. A pretty good return.

    The public has also responded to "Snakes on a Plane" with their own publicity which is something no marketing team could ever think to achieve, or could they? Some "fans", in anticipation of this film, have made comics, T-shirts,, posters, and even trailers to this yet-to-be-released film with a name SO BAD that it's got to be good.

    The qustion is this: Is all this publicity a huge conspiracy to build anticipation for a film that would otherwise fizzle in the modern quick-turnaround release cycle or is this film really that bad? We will find out in August when the movie is set to be released.


    In the mean time, here I am, Fishbulb. A tool of the subversive marketing blitz that is.....


    SNAKES
    ON A
    PLANE


    See you at the movies!
    Last edited by Fishbulb; 02-05-2006, 09:34 PM.
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  • #2
    Re: SNAKES ON A PLANE - the movie

    Wouldn't it be too cold on a plane for snakes? Or am I trying to hard to relate this to reality?

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    • #3
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      It's the William Hung of movies!!:lmao:
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        Can't you see it now:

        Ground Crew: Oh my god, there are . . . SNAKES on that plane.
        FBI: We have to find someone who can stop those dirty bloodthirsty snakes.
        Ground Crew: But who can save the plane from the snakes?

        Who indeed, Samuel L. Jackson. That's who.

        SL.J: Now you listen to me all you *#&$^# *&^#ing snakes. This is MY plane and there's not a dam thing you can do about it.
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        • #5
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          This is going to be awesome!
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          • #6
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            This will be the worst thing since Glitter. I say we start a MiceChat meet thread about this movie the minute we know what it's release date is.
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            • #7
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              Originally posted by Fishbulb
              This will be the worst thing since Glitter. I say we start a MiceChat meet thread about this movie the minute we know what it's release date is.
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                I can NOT wait to see this movie. It will be glorious.
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                • #9
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                  With my phobia I will wait for it to be on dvd, and even then I may not be able to watch it.

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                  • #10
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                    Aww, where's fastpassmountain? This is HIS movie, man!
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                    • #11
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                      Dusty! How did you get a copy of the script?! You must have connections...

                      Thanks for the heads up on this thread, LB. This is going to be the bestestest movie evar*


                      *-to break the Razzie awards record held by Glitter, Hudson Hawk, Ishtar, or some other movie.

                      Originally posted by Dustysage
                      Can't you see it now:

                      Ground Crew: Oh my god, there are . . . SNAKES on that plane.
                      FBI: We have to find someone who can stop those dirty bloodthirsty snakes.
                      Ground Crew: But who can save the plane from the snakes?

                      Who indeed, Samuel L. Jackson. That's who.

                      SL.J: Now you listen to me all you *#&$^# *&^#ing snakes. This is MY plane and there's not a dam thing you can do about it.





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                      • #12
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                        Oh, man, I'm dying to see this one. It's been the butt of so many fark.com jokes that I just have to see it. As Samuel L. Jackson might say... "there's snakes on the motha&$*(## plane!" :lol:
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                        • #13
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                          Maybe they will join us on our trip to WDW!!???

                          Anyone want to back out now???
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                          • #14
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                            I smell a drinking game; every time you see a snake, bottoms up!
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                            • #15
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                              Originally posted by bejeweledcat
                              I smell a drinking game; every time you see a snake, bottoms up!
                              Somehow, I get the impression that you'd be drunk and passed out within the first ten minutes. :lol:

                              /game on!
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