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    As a fan of a certain morning radio talk show that is presented by a comedienne, I've come to enjoy short sound clips from various movies. I thought it might be fun to see what movie quotes you all enjoy. Here are a few of mine:

    "Tina! Bring me the ax!" Mommie Dearest

    "Why can't you give me the respect that I'm entitled to!? Why can't you treat me like I would be treated by any stranger on the street!?" "Because I am NOT one of your FANS!" (Take a guess! LOL)

    "No wiiiiire hangeeeeeeeeeeers eveeeeeer!"

    "If you only knew the POWER of the Dark Side." Darth Vader
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    One my husband uses all the time - "You are contractually obligated to love me" - Homer Simpson.
    Will trade husband for Disneyland and DCA Pins!


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      "Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it."
      -Ferris Bueller

      "I quote John Lennon, 'I don't believe in Beatles. I just believe in me.' Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus... but I'd still have to bum rides off of people."
      -Ferris Bueller

      Can you tell I like this movie?


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        "is this heaven?"

        "No, this is Iowa."

        Field of Dreams
        Will trade husband for Disneyland and DCA Pins!


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          "Was 1 a good year?"

          - Zero Mostel (as Pseudolus, the slave) inspecting a clay bottle of wine in "A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum."


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            I love it when a plan comes together. - Hannibal Smith, The A-Team

            I ain't gettin on no plane Hannibal! - B.A. Barracus, The A-Team

            Do what I tell ya, you pile of monkey nuts. - Buford T Justice, Smokey and the Bandit.

            What we're dealing with here, is a complete lack of respect for the law. Buford T Justice, Smokey and the Bandit.

            Listen, Mr. Kansas law dog, law don't go around here. Savvy?? - Ike Clanton, Tombstone.

            I'm your huckleberry.- Doc Holiday, Tombstone

            Snakes, why'd it have to be snakes?? - Indiana Jones, Raiders of the Lost Ark


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              From Robin Hood Prince of Thieves...

              Guy of Gisborne: Why a spoon, cousin? Why not an axe?
              Sheriff: Because it's DULL, you twit. It'll hurt more.

              Sheriff: That's it then. Cancel the kitchen scraps for lepers and orphans, no more merciful beheadings, and call off Christmas.
              Good morning, son
              In twenty years from now
              Maybe we'll both sit down and have a few beers
              And I can tell you 'bout today
              And how I picked you up and everything changed
              It was pain
              Sunny days and rain
              I knew you'd feel the same things...



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                "If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine." - Obi-Wan Kenobi from Star Wars IV: A New Hope.
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                  White Christmas:

                  Doris: Well how do you like that? Not so much as a "kiss my foot" or "have an apple".


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                    Birds, birds BIRDS

                    Is this the sink?? Am I shrinking??

                    The jig is up!

                    Nobody loves me, it's just me...just me and my ganja

                    Heard you got playing with your instrument in band....

                    How you get fired on your day off?

                    You gonna build a clubhouse or somethin'?

                    My neck, my back, my neck and my back!!

                    You say how that biker came out of nowhere!

                    That's way harsh Tai

                    Dazed and Confused-
                    Check ya later

                    so so so many more

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                      "Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified?" - Betelgeuse/Beetlejuice from the Beetlejuice movie (My most personal favorite quote from him) :lmao: I also love seeing how much his emotions & speech keep on changing in this part too.
                      Last edited by Hayley B; 10-17-2007, 07:23 PM.
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                        " You're still here? It's over! Go home. Go." - Ferris Bueller's Day Off

                        "MmmggrrrrGetouttaMyCHAIR!!! - 12 Monkeys

                        "You are always saying this word. I do not think it means what you think it means." - The Princess Bride

                        "Me and the guys, we pooled together and got you a little something."
                        "It's a sweater!" - 3 Amigos


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                          Oh, you're a race car riding in the red?? Well I'm a mother f-----n' mushroom cloud layin' mother f------r.


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                            "I will not be IGNORED, Dan!" Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction. I whip that one out when my hubbie gets stoic.

                            "Play it again, Sam, just once more, for old times sake?"
                            Ingrid B in Casablanca

                            "You're stupid. I like that in a man."

                            "Marriage is something that happens to you. Like blight." Thanks Woody Allen

                            Other Woody Allen ones I've enjoyed:

                            "I don't 'tan!' I stroke!"

                            "Just be, I don't know, bisexual! You'll double your chances for a date on Saturday!"

                            "Why are you wearing those clothes?
                            Because I just went GAY all of a sudden!" Cary Grant in Bringing Up Baby.

                            "Why would a man want to marry a man?
                            SECURITY!" Jack Lemmon's comeback to Tony Curtis in Some Like it Hot

                            Can you tell I collect quotes?

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                              One time at band camp, I stuck a flute........


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