Yo Mamma!

[Vmk_Addict]

Just like the show. Show your greatest Style accasionally a yo mamma show down now and then.

Joke #1

Yo Mamma so fat that when she jumped in the Ocean the whales started singing We are Family........... Even Though Your Fatter Than Me!

[MissCuteBrunette]

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Yo mamma's so fat that when she passed by the tv you were watching, you missed three episodes!

[danceguest]

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Lol i love this show!

Yo mamma's so fat, god said let there be light and she had to move!

[MissCuteBrunette]

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Yo momma's so stupid that she thought Boys II Men was a day care center!

Get it? Boys II Men that one band? And "boys to men"? hehe.

[danceguest]

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lol i dont get it. Im slow!

[dubeskin]

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All very good. let me post a couple.

Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a quarter and a booger cam out of George Washington's nose!

Yo mama's so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway!

Yo mama's so fat, she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for then new world!

[danceguest]

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Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl

[danceguest]

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Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.

Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!

[SuperHeroByte]

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yo momma so stupid that when she got locked in a food market she starved to death!!

[Vmk_Addict]

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Yo mamma so fat when she stood on a scale it said to be continued...
Yo Mamma so skinny they put her picture on the side of the drivers license.
Yo Mamma so Fat when she go to KFC she lick other ppl fingers.
Yo mamma so poor when i went in her house and stepped on a fag butt she said who turned off the heater?

[Vmk_Addict]

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Bumpity!!

[Vmk_Addict]

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Alright party poopers - rings bell - Challenge time to respond goes into the challenge

[ROCKINGEMAN]

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ALRIGHT i will play

yo mamma so stupid i was walking down the sidewalk she was yelling at her mail i was like whatcha doin? and she said leaving a voice mail

yo mamma so stupid she returned a donut becasue it had a whole in it

yo mamma so stupid she returned a puzzle because it was broken

yo mamma so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning

yo maam so ugly her reflection quit

yo mamma so ugly the only time someone whistles at her is before the train comes

:lmao:

[Rayangelo]

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ok heres one!

yo mammas so old shes got an autographeed bible

yo mamas so fat she got baptized at Seaworld

well that was to

[danceguest]

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Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.

[barfownz]

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These jokes are great!

You mama's fat when she went sky diving in a blue jumpsuit everyone though that the sky was falling.

[pinkCHICLETT]

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Yo mamma so stupid she sits on the tv & watches the couch

Yo mamma so stupid when she heard there was going to be a solar eclipse she said,"Great now I don't have to go buy gum!"

Yo mamma so fat she sat on the great wall of china & now its called the great road of china.

Yo mamma so poor I saw her running down the street chasing after a kid with a trash can & I asked, "What are you doing." And she replied, "Those kids just stole my house."

Yo mamma so poor I saw her banging on a dumpster & I ask what she was doing and she told me that her kids locked her out.

[pinkCHICLETT]

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Yo mamma so fat she was running after the school bus screaming, "Stop that twinkie!"

Yo mamma so fat she was wearing a yellow outfit & little kids started screaming "Mommy the school bus left with out me!"

[Vmk_Addict]

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HEHEHEHEHE great jokes guys ok pink and rockinedgeman have the best jokes in my opininon So when will both you guys be on?

[ROCKINGEMAN]

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HEHEHEHEHE great jokes guys ok pink and rockinedgeman have the best jokes in my opininon So when will both you guys be on?

heh yay but what do you mean "on"