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  • Johnny Knoxville injures his manhood

    Irony Sweet Irony.

    http://www.zap2it.com/tv/news/zap-jo...,6967007.story

    The "Jackass" star is currently recuperating from a very painful, bloody and horrifying stunt gone wrong involving a motorcycle, reports People.

    Knoxville, who was taping a stunt two weeks ago for a 24-hour marathon special for MTV, tried to ride a motorcycle up a small dirt hill when the bike got away from him , shot up in the air and landed on him, tearing his urethra.
    Last edited by Dustysage; 02-21-2008, 04:30 PM. Reason: quote added

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    I doubt anybody is surprised at this though.

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    • #3
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      Well, first I had to look up who Johnny Knoxville is. Now that I know, no big surprise, and serves him right.

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      • #4
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        Ow! He's quasi-hot.

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        • #5
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          Johnny Knoxville is my hero!!!!!! Though I have to wish him a speedy recovery I still have to laugh that he's going to be walking funny for awhile. I hope this footage goes into Jackass 3.
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          • #6
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            Sweet, sweet justice.

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            • #7
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              Uhh...

              As soon as I read those last 3 words, I instinctively crossed my legs. That's just... uhh.
              Poor guy. That sounds terrible.

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                oh knox
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                • #9
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                  Originally posted by PirateMunkee View Post
                  I hope this footage goes into Jackass 3.
                  That's what I'm thinking will happen. I do enjoy seeing those movies, and cringing. I can't get through the paper cut one still, I end up closing my eyes.

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                  • #10
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                    I'm surprised he hasn't had this happen until now - hearing and seeing bits of the things he's done in the past he should have lost the whole package by now
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                    • #11
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                      Karma - 1.
                      Douchebag - 0.

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                      • #12
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                        His Urethra!? Good gosh!
                        What in heavens name was he wearing when he was filming this stunt that would cause this?

                        Oh well........play with fire, you get burned. I hope he's doing well.

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                          Originally posted by Jazzman View Post
                          Karma - 1.
                          Douchebag - 0.
                          That sums up my feelings on it as well.

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                            At least his sack didn't tear open with his testes dangling from them. That happened to my nieces friend (he was a skateboarder and had a little run in with a handrail).

                            But having your urethra tear makes me writhe in my seat thinking about it.

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                            • #15
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                              I just can't come up with a good halfcocked response so I'll let it be.

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