That is friggin hilarious. I can't wait to get home and watch the whole thing.
The Mickey audience is not made up of people; it has no racial, national, political, religious or social differences or affiliations; the Mickey audience is made up of parts of people, of that deathless, precious, ageless, absolutely primitive remnant of something in every world-wracked human being which makes us play with children’s toys and laugh without self-consciousness at silly things, and sing in bathtubs, and dream and believe that our babies are uniquely beautiful. You know…the Mickey in us.
if you want to customize it yourself, all you need to do is change the words mice and chat in the link. and if its a common first name, goofy at the end will actually say it instead of "special guest". freaked me out!
I tried changing Holidays to Birthdays in the link but no difference.