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  • [Question] what are your favorite Jungle Cruise skipper lines?

    you know, the time eaither you or the whole boat load cracked up at one of the skipper's corny jokes. so tell us you favorite line!

    as for me my fav. is when my skipper shoot the gun into the air insted of the hippo head, and said "There, I got the one in the tree." everyone just cracked up at that :lol:
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    Re: what are your favorite Jungle Cruise skipper lines?

    Originally posted by jesterjack View Post
    when my skipper shoot the gun into the air insted of the hippo head, and said "There, I got the one in the tree."
    Hadn't heard that one ever before, that's awesome!

    My favorite is: Thank you for riding the World Famous Jungle Cruise, my name is Kevin. I hope you enjoyed the trip. If not, then my name is Sarah and this is Pirates of the Caribbean.

    Our revels now are ended. These our actors, As I foretold you, were all spirits and Are melted into air, into thin air: And, like the baseless fabric of this vision, The cloud-capp'd towers, the gorgeous palaces, The solemn temples, the great globe itself, Yea, all which it inherit, shall dissolve And, like this insubstantial pageant faded, Leave not a rack behind. We are such stuff As dreams are made on, and our little life Is rounded with a sleep. mycroft16 on Twitter

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      I love it when we go passed the line for Indy and the skipper starts talking about the wildlife. Then they say, "You have to watch out for the little ones. I hear that they'll latch on to an adult and suck you dry...for the next 18 years. Or in my case, 25." The parents always laugh and the kids scratch their heads. hehe!

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      • #4
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        "Who's looking for danger?"
        Then they point to the sign that says "Danger"
        "What single word is the name of a magazine, a cereal, a board game, and a never-ending series of soul-crushing disappointments which slowly leech away your hope and idealism until you are nothing more than a bitter husk of a man?"

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        • #5
          Re: what are your favorite Jungle Cruise skipper lines?

          A very old one at the loading dock:

          "Don't forget the watch fantasy in the sky tonight that is where we kick Tinkerbell off the Matterhorn and try to shoot her down with fireworks."
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          • #6
            Re: what are your favorite Jungle Cruise skipper lines?

            Originally posted by mycroft16 View Post
            Hadn't heard that one ever before, that's awesome!

            My favorite is: Thank you for riding the World Famous Jungle Cruise, my name is Kevin. I hope you enjoyed the trip. If not, then my name is Sarah and this is Pirates of the Caribbean.
            My favorite is a variation of this:

            "Thank you for riding the World Famous Jungle Cruise. If you enjoyed the trip, my name is XXXXX, if not, then my name is Figment and this has been your Imagination"
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            • #7
              Re: what are your favorite Jungle Cruise skipper lines?

              There have been a few that we've cracked up over, but my favorites have to be when we're back at the dock:

              "Hey guys, wanna see something bizarre?" *points to Bazzar*
              "And, I have one last joke for all those psychics out there..." *silence*

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              • #8
                Re: what are your favorite Jungle Cruise skipper lines?

                My favorite was when he started singing "can you feel the love tonight" (from the lion king) while we were passing the lions eating the fallen zebra. (It is a zebra, isn't it? it's been awhile...)

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                • #9
                  Re: what are your favorite Jungle Cruise skipper lines?

                  Originally posted by brenden View Post
                  "And, I have one last joke for all those psychics out there..." *silence*
                  That is awesome!

                  For some reason... this classic always makes me smile:

                  "This is the famous Schweitzer Falls, named for the famous Dr. Falls."

                  Our revels now are ended. These our actors, As I foretold you, were all spirits and Are melted into air, into thin air: And, like the baseless fabric of this vision, The cloud-capp'd towers, the gorgeous palaces, The solemn temples, the great globe itself, Yea, all which it inherit, shall dissolve And, like this insubstantial pageant faded, Leave not a rack behind. We are such stuff As dreams are made on, and our little life Is rounded with a sleep. mycroft16 on Twitter

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                  • #10
                    Re: what are your favorite Jungle Cruise skipper lines?

                    I liked it when we saw guests in the exit path from Indy and the skipper made a comment about primitive beings living in the jungle! was so funny!

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                    • #11
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                      "ah how cute...That pride of lions is watching over that sleeping zebra. He must be dead tired."

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                      • #12
                        Re: what are your favorite Jungle Cruise skipper lines?

                        Two favorites:

                        "That rock over there is sandstone. I have to point it out, because most people take it for granite."

                        "This region points out the basic law of the jungle: don't be a zebra."

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                          Re: what are your favorite Jungle Cruise skipper lines?

                          lol thats good dont be a zebra. law of the jungle.

                          my personal favorite is kinda like the first post. when the skipper shoots two shots into the air he says he got the hippos in the trees. he then says you might not have heard the splash but they are there. when you round the corner you hit to bumps and he says those where the hippos.

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                          • #14
                            Re: what are your favorite Jungle Cruise skipper lines?

                            Originally posted by MAH4546 View Post
                            Two favorites:

                            "That rock over there is sandstone. I have to point it out, because most people take it for granite."

                            "This region points out the basic law of the jungle: don't be a zebra."
                            I LOVE that one! And when very few people laugh, the say, "Awe come on, that joke rocks!"

                            (hee hee)

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                            • #15
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                              Okay, I only heard this one once, but she totally rocked it.

                              She said something like, "did that little boy just get hit by an arrow? If so, take it out. It's a prop...he can't keep it".

                              Then she said something like, "is he bleeding? You better stop it...I ain't cleanin it up".

                              Total riot!

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