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    [Fun] Maynard for President!



    This, good friends, is America! Truth, justice, and apple pie! The land of the home and the free of the brave (or something to that effect)! And, above all, democracy! Yes, friends, democracy! That glorious thing that (for better or for worse) lets the public choose their leader!

    And so, with the resignation of Ed Grier upon us, I declare that...
    This time, things will be different!
    This time, the people should choose who they will make leader of The Happiest Place on Earth!
    This time, things will be more American!

    *Cue boy scouts playing the national anthem on kazoos*


    He's not right-wing. He's not left-wing. He has no wings at all, in fact!
    He's not a bird. He's not just a human being. He's Maynard. He's an AMERICAN.

    As far as I know.



    Friends, if we are to make this dream a reality, we must act!
    We must act right now!
    As You Like It! Phantom of the Opera! Avenue Q!
    It doesn't matter what you act, as long as there is acting, my good people! We musn't let this great opportunity fly out the opportunity window!
    After all, it might hit someone!
    And that would be bad!
    And we don't like bad things.
    Why?
    Because we're AMERICAN.


    Say it with me    :




    Last edited by Garfieldo; 10-06-2009, 04:02 AM. Reason: Typos

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    Re: Maynard for President!

    No... He is probably the worst choice. No sense of management, or anything business-like. That would be the largest mistake ever...
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    • #3
      Re: Maynard for President!

      I'm pretty sure this supposed to be a fun thread... Hence the "Fun" in the topic title...

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      • #4
        Re: Maynard for President!

        Yes please!

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        • #5
          Re: Maynard for President!

          Here ya go: strap all the Mustard Mansion monkeys into their Aerons, tape open their eyelids, and let Pres. Maynard have at 'em.


          "Disneyland is often called a magic kingdom because
          it combines fantasy and history, adventure and learning,
          together with every variety of recreation and fun,
          designed to appeal to everyone."
          - Walt Disney

          "Disneyland is all about turning movies into rides."
          - Michael Eisner

          "It's very symbiotic."
          - Bob Chapek

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          • #6
            Re: Maynard for President!

            I saw Maynard working in the Opera House Lobby on Sunday. Guess the Tiki room was temporary during the construction.

            Micenation

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            • #7
              Re: Maynard for President!

              You know, Maynard came to me during the D23 Expo and asked for my opinion about running for President. I told him that I would support his candidacy only if he let me drive his "special" presidential limo.

              So I took him out for a test spin...


























              I didn't get the limo job, but I'm still supporting...

              Maynard for Prez!
              Charlie :wave:
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              • #8
                Re: Maynard for President!

                This has got to be the worst idea..... ever.

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                • #9
                  Re: Maynard for President!

                  But Disneyland would truely be the happiest and friendliest place in the world!

                  Who is making the buttons?

                  Until they get made, someone needs to go to City Hall and ask for one of the "I'm Celebrating" buttons and ask them to write in that you are celebrating Maynards run for President of Disneyland!

                  Come on people this is the land of the free gift with purchase!
                  Spread the word!

                  MAYNARD FOR PRESIDENT!
                  Glory, Glory Man United! And the Reds go marching on! On!! ON!!!

                  I survived my first Marathon. Got my Mickey at WDW after 6:22:08 of "fun" on the course. Not happy with the time, so I will go back and be getting Goofy next year!

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                  • #10
                    Re: Maynard for President!

                    Originally posted by Eric5675 View Post
                    No... He is probably the worst choice. No sense of management, or anything business-like. That would be the largest mistake ever...
                    This is the best argument in favor of him that I can possibly imagine
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                    Part 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7mC-...feature=relmfu
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                    Part 3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3Vea...feature=relmfu


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                    • #11
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                      Originally posted by 33RoyalSt View Post
                      This has got to be the worst idea..... ever.




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                      • #12
                        Re: Maynard for President!

                        Best thread ever. I love you. Maynard has my vote!

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                        • #13
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                          Originally posted by 33RoyalSt View Post
                          This has got to be the worst idea..... ever.
                          On the contrary, I believe this has got to be the best idea...of all time. OF ALL TIME.

                          Cammie Dog: 3/27/05-6/28/09 God took you way too soon Protect your dog from heat stroke. It attacks and kills quickly.

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                          • #14
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                            I'm voting for him! Where do we get the t-shirts?
                            We've probably got a few weeks until a new one is appointed. Get the word out!
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                            Eddie: You mean to tell me you could have taken your hand out of those cuffs at any time?
                            Roger: Not at any time. Only when it's funny.

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                            • #15
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                              Winnie the Pooh used to run for President every four years. So why not Maynard?
                              God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.

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                              • #16
                                Re: Maynard for President!

                                Originally posted by Eric5675 View Post
                                No... He is probably the worst choice. No sense of management, or anything business-like. That would be the largest mistake ever...
                                Originally posted by 33RoyalSt View Post
                                This has got to be the worst idea..... ever.
                                You guys didn't honestly think I was serious, did you? Did you not happen to notice just a hint of silliness in my post?

                                Originally posted by WOKcreative View Post
                                I'm voting for him! Where do we get the t-shirts?
                                Maynard himself actually sells some, but they say 2008. Someone needs to poke him next time they go to the parks and tell him he needs to update his store!

                                Originally posted by Dreamer20k View Post
                                On the contrary, I believe this has got to be the best idea...of all time. OF ALL TIME.
                                Yay!

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                                • #17
                                  Re: Maynard for President!

                                  Is Pat Paulsen in the running? (apologies to those that don't remember Laugh-In)
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                                  Eddie: You mean to tell me you could have taken your hand out of those cuffs at any time?
                                  Roger: Not at any time. Only when it's funny.

                                  ~<8O]

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                                  • #18
                                    Re: Maynard for President!

                                    Originally posted by Radiobarry View Post
                                    Winnie the Pooh used to run for President every four years. So why not Maynard?
                                    I'll bet WtP had some 'write-ins'. I know my best friend has at least 1 as well.

                                    When we go in November, we will definitely get a button to celebrate Maynard's running for office!
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                                    • #19
                                      Re: Maynard for President!

                                      Yes. Now.



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                                      • #20
                                        Re: Maynard for President!

                                        I forgot that he really does sell them. I may have to get one before the next park trip.
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                                        Eddie: You mean to tell me you could have taken your hand out of those cuffs at any time?
                                        Roger: Not at any time. Only when it's funny.

                                        ~<8O]

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