[Question] How Could Tastier Advertising Induce Sweeter Churro Profit Margin$?

[Ride Warrior]

One of my favorite treats at the park is Churros. As popular as these delectable cinnamony confections are, I say there is always room for Disney to capitalize off them even more. For instance, Abe Lincoln could have a churro in hand as he recants, "Four score and seven churros ago...." Or, the monorails could receive a churro overlay with each having a giant actual churro wrapped around it. Talk about a delicious, lip-smacking ride! And over at DCA, how about a Tower of Churro! Guests would be on edge to get to the top and grab a piece before that big sweet drop!

I'm taking a momment to add a poll. In the meantime, feel free to post your comments and ideas.

[Skippy]

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Splash Mountain could replace the logs with hollowed out churros!

[planetsix]

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And over at DCA, how about a Tower of Churro! Guests would be on edge to get to the top and grab a piece before that big sweet drop!

LOL sounds like DCA 1.0! :lol:I like the monorail idea though! I think they should add new churro flavors as well though... Like a strawberry churro and a cream cheese filled churro and stuff. Or maybe glow with the show churros that change colors! jkjk

[ohmyjustin]

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Lace the snow that falls after Holiday fireworks with cinnamon and flank Main Street with churro carts.

[Ride Warrior]

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Splash Mountain could replace the logs with hollowed out churros!

Churro-ific idea. Only, I fear that I wouldn't be able to resist eating a hole in my hollowed out churro and sinking it.

LOL sounds like DCA 1.0! :lol:I like the monorail idea though! I think they should add new churro flavors as well though... Like a strawberry churro and a cream cheese filled churro and stuff. Or maybe glow with the show churros that change colors! jkjk

Adding new churro flavors demonstrates that your ideas are very tasteful. We could apply yourr "glow with the show churros" idea in the form of glowing churro ghosts at the Tower of Churro ride .

Lace the snow that falls after Holiday fireworks with cinnamon and flank Main Street with churro carts.

This is the sweetest jaw dropping, cinnamony churro popping idea yet!

[Mr Wiggins]

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Disney could always update The Little Mermaid ride to have Sebastian the Crab sing a health warning about the dangers of churro overconsumption...

The churro is always crunchy
Cause it has been fried in fat
You say it's your favorite munchie
But here is your caveat:
The sugar, it rots your toothies
The cinnamon fries your brain
I tellin' you no half-truthies
You in for a lot of pain!

Eat it and see
Eat it and see
It gonna plaster plaques much faster in your arteries
It's full of saturated lard
It gonna make your ticker hard
There is no cure-o for too many churros
Eat it and see!

[frollofan]

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Disney could always update The Little Mermaid ride to have Sebastian the Crab sing a health warning about the dangers of churro overconsumption...

The churro is always crunchy
Cause it has been fried in fat
You say it's your favorite munchie
But here is your caveat:
The sugar, it rots your toothies
The cinnamon fries your brain
I tellin' you no half-truthies
You in for a lot of pain!

Eat it and see
Eat it and see
It gonna plaster plaques much faster in your arteries
It's full of saturated lard
It gonna make your ticker hard
There is no cure-o for too many churros
Eat it and see!

Then they should change the ride's name to the The Unhealthy Mermaid: Ariel's Craving for Churros

[orbitalpunk]

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Splash Mountain could replace the logs with hollowed out churros!

they actually already do look like hollowed out churros. All thats missing is the sprinkled sugar.

[Ride Warrior]

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Disney could always update The Little Mermaid ride to have Sebastian the Crab sing a health warning about the dangers of churro overconsumption...

The churro is always crunchy
Cause it has been fried in fat
You say it's your favorite munchie
But here is your caveat:
The sugar, it rots your toothies
The cinnamon fries your brain
I tellin' you no half-truthies
You in for a lot of pain!

Eat it and see
Eat it and see
It gonna plaster plaques much faster in your arteries
It's full of saturated lard
It gonna make your ticker hard
There is no cure-o for too many churros
Eat it and see!

:lmao::bow: Your sugary saturated alternative ditty has stayed with me since you posted it, Mr. Wiggles. I think Ariel lost her voice due to her clogged arteries. Ursula was framed....framed i tell you!

Then they should change the ride's name to the The Unhealthy Mermaid: Ariel's Craving for Churros

I don't want to be a "part of her fatty world. The Unhealthy Mermaid's "poor unfortunate" cholesterol level must be well above sea level, and her blood pressure "fathoms below". :ceek:

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they actually already do look like hollowed out churros. All thats missing is the sprinkled sugar.

I'm just happy that you delivered this information to us straight up, instead of sugar coating it.

[Uncle Bob]

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Disney could always update The Little Mermaid ride to have Sebastian the Crab sing a health warning about the dangers of churro overconsumption...

The churro is always crunchy
Cause it has been fried in fat
You say it's your favorite munchie
But here is your caveat:
The sugar, it rots your toothies
The cinnamon fries your brain
I tellin' you no half-truthies
You in for a lot of pain!

Eat it and see
Eat it and see
It gonna plaster plaques much faster in your arteries
It's full of saturated lard
It gonna make your ticker hard
There is no cure-o for too many churros
Eat it and see!

Nice! This has got to be one of your funniest poems yet!

[BrodyDanger]

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Dude... just how bored were you today, Ride Warrior? )

[Ride Warrior]

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Dude... just how bored were you today, Ride Warrior? )

I'll tell you when I come off my cinnamony crunchy - artery clogging sugar high.

[Ride Warrior]

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i'd love it if Disney created a Space Mountain churro overlay so that I could take my Starspeeder and head tstraight for a crunchy cinnamony meteor, and then the churro-side of the moon! I would even take time to feed Pluto.

For those that don't care for space Mountain, they could always relax and enjoy Great Moments With Mr. Churro. It's always fun to learn about the war between the North and the Southern Confectionacy.

[Peachy Poofs]

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I want a free churro day! Or random churro vouchers from fast pass machines!

[Ride Warrior]

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I want a free churro day! Or random churro vouchers from fast pass machines!

What scrumptious original ideas! Churro Day would likely be the happiest and quietest day in Disneyland history ever. i'll be purchasing churros withmy vouchers inbetween every Fastpass ride! :roll:

[Disneyland 1951]

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Here is the best Disneyland Churro salesman....
They need to use PUSH more often and the Churro sales would skyrocket.
Click on the link to see............
LINK:
Push the talking trashcan - YouTube

[Ride Warrior]

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Here is the best Disneyland Churro salesman....
They need to use PUSH more often and the Churro sales would skyrocket.
Click on the link to see............
LINK:
Push the talking trashcan - YouTube

You're right Disneyland 1951. Nobody markets churros at the Disneyland Resort better than Push. I'm wondering though.... He apparrently talks people into buying him churros all day. Does he eat them or recycle them? When he asked for the debit card, did he plan on eating that, too? :lmao:

[Bongo]

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At the Star Churros store near the exit, they've replaced the Build-Your-Own-Light-Saber station with a Build-Your-Own-Churro-Saber station.

Temple of the Forbidden Eye's 'Treasure of Mara' hallway is now colored a golden brown, pictures of churros line the walls instead of gold and what not. In Mara's cupped hands he holds a gigantic golden churro.

Those red light-up sticks Cast Members use to direct traffic during parades and fireworks are replaced with churros; LEDs are put inside to keep them glowing.

Giant Turkey Leg bones are replaced with very thick churros.The Enchanted Tiki Room is now sponsored by Churros. Out front they now sell Churro Whipped Churros and Churro Floats with the Churro Whipped Churros inside the Churro flavored float.

Jungle Cruise piranhas are replaced with rabid churros. Trader Sam now also holds churros in his hand.

During the mine scene on the Submarine Voyage, right before they go kaboom, the driver will yell out "FIRE THE CHURREDOES!"

[Ride Warrior]

Re: How Could Tastier Advertising Induce Sweeter Churro Profit Margin$?

At the Star Churros store near the exit, they've replaced the Build-Your-Own-Light-Saber station with a Build-Your-Own-Churro-Saber station.

Temple of the Forbidden Eye's 'Treasure of Mara' hallway is now colored a golden brown, pictures of churros line the walls instead of gold and what not. In Mara's cupped hands he holds a gigantic golden churro.

Those red light-up sticks Cast Members use to direct traffic during parades and fireworks are replaced with churros; LEDs are put inside to keep them glowing.

Giant Turkey Leg bones are replaced with very thick churros.The Enchanted Tiki Room is now sponsored by Churros. Out front they now sell Churro Whipped Churros and Churro Floats with the Churro Whipped Churros inside the Churro flavored float.

Jungle Cruise piranhas are replaced with rabid churros. Trader Sam now also holds churros in his hand.

During the mine scene on the Submarine Voyage, right before they go kaboom, the driver will yell out "FIRE THE CHURREDOES!"

Thank you for the comprehensive Churro marketing report Bongo. The report makes it evident that resort churro sales are now outpacing all other food products put together. I love the heady smell wafting at eh submarine lagoon each time that the churredoes are fired! Jungle Cruise guests are snagging the perahna-like rabid churros from the river and devouring them the rabid churros have a chance to devour the guests.

The churro glow sticks are highly popular with guests at parades and other attractions. Guestsshuld be forwarnened, however, that they should not eat the gow sticks if they do not want their stomaches to glow for several days. The gigantic golden churro at the Temple of the forbidden Eye's Treasure of Mara hall is more popular that DCA's Golden Dreams ever was. Whoopi has changed her name to Whoopi Goldenchurroberg. At Star Churros, the popularity of the Build-Your-Own-Churro-Station has gone ballistic!


How wonderful the sweet smell of success! :thumbup:

[IzzyInWonderland]

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I think they should hand out samples. Simple and effective. And tasty.