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  • [Question] How Could Tastier Advertising Induce Sweeter Churro Profit Margin$?

    One of my favorite treats at the park is Churros. As popular as these delectable cinnamony confections are, I say there is always room for Disney to capitalize off them even more. For instance, Abe Lincoln could have a churro in hand as he recants, "Four score and seven churros ago...." Or, the monorails could receive a churro overlay with each having a giant actual churro wrapped around it. Talk about a delicious, lip-smacking ride! And over at DCA, how about a Tower of Churro! Guests would be on edge to get to the top and grab a piece before that big sweet drop!

    I'm taking a momment to add a poll. In the meantime, feel free to post your comments and ideas.
    18
    On "Pirates of the Churro-bean, enjoy a regailing of "Chur-ro Chur-ro, A Pirates Bite For Me!"
    27.78%
    5
    Cover Monorails With Crunchy Giant Churro Overlays
    27.78%
    5
    Turn ToT Into A "Tower of Churro" Ride
    0.00%
    0
    Create "It's A Churro World" and "Storybook Land Canal Churros"
    0.00%
    0
    Launch "Star Churros: The Deliciousness Continues" and "Finding Churro Submarine Voyage"
    0.00%
    0
    Offer "Soaring Over Churro-fornia" and "Churro's Junkfood Jubillee"
    0.00%
    0
    Add "Churo Cruis", ""Big Thunder Mountain Churros"
    0.00%
    0
    All the crunchy munchy cinamony above
    16.67%
    3
    Other
    5.56%
    1
    Take your churros and burn them!
    22.22%
    4
    Last edited by Ride Warrior; 06-22-2012, 10:56 AM.
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  • #2
    re: How Could Tastier Advertising Induce Sweeter Churro Profit Margin$?

    Splash Mountain could replace the logs with hollowed out churros!

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    • #3
      re: How Could Tastier Advertising Induce Sweeter Churro Profit Margin$?

      And over at DCA, how about a Tower of Churro! Guests would be on edge to get to the top and grab a piece before that big sweet drop!
      LOL sounds like DCA 1.0! :lol:I like the monorail idea though! I think they should add new churro flavors as well though... Like a strawberry churro and a cream cheese filled churro and stuff. Or maybe glow with the show churros that change colors! jkjk
      :meet: Because Bert Said So! :meet:

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      • #4
        re: How Could Tastier Advertising Induce Sweeter Churro Profit Margin$?

        Lace the snow that falls after Holiday fireworks with cinnamon and flank Main Street with churro carts.

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        • #5
          re: How Could Tastier Advertising Induce Sweeter Churro Profit Margin$?

          Originally posted by Skippy View Post
          Splash Mountain could replace the logs with hollowed out churros!
          Churro-ific idea. Only, I fear that I wouldn't be able to resist eating a hole in my hollowed out churro and sinking it.

          Originally posted by planetsix View Post
          LOL sounds like DCA 1.0! :lol:I like the monorail idea though! I think they should add new churro flavors as well though... Like a strawberry churro and a cream cheese filled churro and stuff. Or maybe glow with the show churros that change colors! jkjk
          Adding new churro flavors demonstrates that your ideas are very tasteful. We could apply yourr "glow with the show churros" idea in the form of glowing churro ghosts at the Tower of Churro ride .


          Originally posted by ohmyjustin View Post
          Lace the snow that falls after Holiday fireworks with cinnamon and flank Main Street with churro carts.
          This is the sweetest jaw dropping, cinnamony churro popping idea yet!
          Last edited by Ride Warrior; 06-22-2012, 02:39 PM.
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          • #6
            re: How Could Tastier Advertising Induce Sweeter Churro Profit Margin$?

            Disney could always update The Little Mermaid ride to have Sebastian the Crab sing a health warning about the dangers of churro overconsumption...


            The churro is always crunchy
            Cause it has been fried in fat
            You say it's your favorite munchie
            But here is your caveat:
            The sugar, it rots your toothies
            The cinnamon fries your brain
            I tellin' you no half-truthies
            You in for a lot of pain!

            Eat it and see
            Eat it and see
            It gonna plaster plaques much faster in your arteries
            It's full of saturated lard
            It gonna make your ticker hard
            There is no cure-o for too many churros
            Eat it and see!



            "Disneyland is often called a magic kingdom because
            it combines fantasy and history, adventure and learning,
            together with every variety of recreation and fun,
            designed to appeal to everyone."

            - Walt Disney

            "Disneyland is all about turning movies into rides."
            - Michael Eisner

            "It's very symbiotic."
            - Bob Chapek

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            • #7
              re: How Could Tastier Advertising Induce Sweeter Churro Profit Margin$?

              Originally posted by Mr Wiggins View Post
              Disney could always update The Little Mermaid ride to have Sebastian the Crab sing a health warning about the dangers of churro overconsumption...


              The churro is always crunchy
              Cause it has been fried in fat
              You say it's your favorite munchie
              But here is your caveat:
              The sugar, it rots your toothies
              The cinnamon fries your brain
              I tellin' you no half-truthies
              You in for a lot of pain!

              Eat it and see
              Eat it and see
              It gonna plaster plaques much faster in your arteries
              It's full of saturated lard
              It gonna make your ticker hard
              There is no cure-o for too many churros
              Eat it and see!



              Then they should change the ride's name to the The Unhealthy Mermaid: Ariel's Craving for Churros



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              • #8
                re: How Could Tastier Advertising Induce Sweeter Churro Profit Margin$?

                Originally posted by Skippy View Post
                Splash Mountain could replace the logs with hollowed out churros!
                they actually already do look like hollowed out churros. All thats missing is the sprinkled sugar.

                Micenation

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                • #9
                  re: How Could Tastier Advertising Induce Sweeter Churro Profit Margin$?

                  Originally posted by Mr Wiggins View Post
                  Disney could always update The Little Mermaid ride to have Sebastian the Crab sing a health warning about the dangers of churro overconsumption...


                  The churro is always crunchy
                  Cause it has been fried in fat
                  You say it's your favorite munchie
                  But here is your caveat:
                  The sugar, it rots your toothies
                  The cinnamon fries your brain
                  I tellin' you no half-truthies
                  You in for a lot of pain!

                  Eat it and see
                  Eat it and see
                  It gonna plaster plaques much faster in your arteries
                  It's full of saturated lard
                  It gonna make your ticker hard
                  There is no cure-o for too many churros
                  Eat it and see!



                  :lmao::bow: Your sugary saturated alternative ditty has stayed with me since you posted it, Mr. Wiggles. I think Ariel lost her voice due to her clogged arteries. Ursula was framed....framed i tell you!

                  Originally posted by frollofan View Post
                  Then they should change the ride's name to the The Unhealthy Mermaid: Ariel's Craving for Churros
                  I don't want to be a "part of her fatty world. The Unhealthy Mermaid's "poor unfortunate" cholesterol level must be well above sea level, and her blood pressure "fathoms below". :ceek:

                  ---------- Post added 06-22-2012 at 05:54 PM ----------

                  Originally posted by orbitalpunk View Post
                  they actually already do look like hollowed out churros. All thats missing is the sprinkled sugar.
                  I'm just happy that you delivered this information to us straight up, instead of sugar coating it.
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                  • #10
                    re: How Could Tastier Advertising Induce Sweeter Churro Profit Margin$?

                    Originally posted by Mr Wiggins View Post
                    Disney could always update The Little Mermaid ride to have Sebastian the Crab sing a health warning about the dangers of churro overconsumption...


                    The churro is always crunchy
                    Cause it has been fried in fat
                    You say it's your favorite munchie
                    But here is your caveat:
                    The sugar, it rots your toothies
                    The cinnamon fries your brain
                    I tellin' you no half-truthies
                    You in for a lot of pain!

                    Eat it and see
                    Eat it and see
                    It gonna plaster plaques much faster in your arteries
                    It's full of saturated lard
                    It gonna make your ticker hard
                    There is no cure-o for too many churros
                    Eat it and see!



                    Nice! This has got to be one of your funniest poems yet!

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                    • #11
                      re: How Could Tastier Advertising Induce Sweeter Churro Profit Margin$?

                      Dude... just how bored were you today, Ride Warrior? )

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                      • #12
                        re: How Could Tastier Advertising Induce Sweeter Churro Profit Margin$?

                        Originally posted by BrodyDanger View Post
                        Dude... just how bored were you today, Ride Warrior? )
                        I'll tell you when I come off my cinnamony crunchy - artery clogging sugar high.
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                        • #13
                          Re: How Could Tastier Advertising Induce Sweeter Churro Profit Margin$?

                          i'd love it if Disney created a Space Mountain churro overlay so that I could take my Starspeeder and head tstraight for a crunchy cinnamony meteor, and then the churro-side of the moon! I would even take time to feed Pluto.

                          For those that don't care for space Mountain, they could always relax and enjoy Great Moments With Mr. Churro. It's always fun to learn about the war between the North and the Southern Confectionacy.
                          Last edited by Ride Warrior; 06-25-2012, 12:50 PM.
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                          • #14
                            Re: How Could Tastier Advertising Induce Sweeter Churro Profit Margin$?

                            I want a free churro day! Or random churro vouchers from fast pass machines!

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                            • #15
                              Re: How Could Tastier Advertising Induce Sweeter Churro Profit Margin$?

                              Originally posted by Peachy Poofs View Post
                              I want a free churro day! Or random churro vouchers from fast pass machines!
                              What scrumptious original ideas! Churro Day would likely be the happiest and quietest day in Disneyland history ever. i'll be purchasing churros withmy vouchers inbetween every Fastpass ride! :roll:
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                              • #16
                                Re: How Could Tastier Advertising Induce Sweeter Churro Profit Margin$?

                                Here is the best Disneyland Churro salesman....
                                They need to use PUSH more often and the Churro sales would skyrocket.
                                Click on the link to see............
                                LINK:
                                Push the talking trashcan - YouTube

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                                • #17
                                  Re: How Could Tastier Advertising Induce Sweeter Churro Profit Margin$?

                                  Originally posted by Disneyland 1951 View Post
                                  Here is the best Disneyland Churro salesman....
                                  They need to use PUSH more often and the Churro sales would skyrocket.
                                  Click on the link to see............
                                  LINK:
                                  Push the talking trashcan - YouTube

                                  You're right Disneyland 1951. Nobody markets churros at the Disneyland Resort better than Push. I'm wondering though.... He apparrently talks people into buying him churros all day. Does he eat them or recycle them? When he asked for the debit card, did he plan on eating that, too? :lmao:
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                                  • #18
                                    Re: How Could Tastier Advertising Induce Sweeter Churro Profit Margin$?

                                    At the Star Churros store near the exit, they've replaced the Build-Your-Own-Light-Saber station with a Build-Your-Own-Churro-Saber station.

                                    Temple of the Forbidden Eye's 'Treasure of Mara' hallway is now colored a golden brown, pictures of churros line the walls instead of gold and what not. In Mara's cupped hands he holds a gigantic golden churro.

                                    Those red light-up sticks Cast Members use to direct traffic during parades and fireworks are replaced with churros; LEDs are put inside to keep them glowing.

                                    Giant Turkey Leg bones are replaced with very thick churros.The Enchanted Tiki Room is now sponsored by Churros. Out front they now sell Churro Whipped Churros and Churro Floats with the Churro Whipped Churros inside the Churro flavored float.

                                    Jungle Cruise piranhas are replaced with rabid churros. Trader Sam now also holds churros in his hand.

                                    During the mine scene on the Submarine Voyage, right before they go kaboom, the driver will yell out "FIRE THE CHURREDOES!"

                                    Total Tender Rides: 20
                                    Total Lilly Belle Rides: 9
                                    Total Dapper Days Attended: 2
                                    Total Mark Twain Wheelhouse Rides: 5

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                                    • #19
                                      Re: How Could Tastier Advertising Induce Sweeter Churro Profit Margin$?

                                      Originally posted by Bongo View Post
                                      At the Star Churros store near the exit, they've replaced the Build-Your-Own-Light-Saber station with a Build-Your-Own-Churro-Saber station.

                                      Temple of the Forbidden Eye's 'Treasure of Mara' hallway is now colored a golden brown, pictures of churros line the walls instead of gold and what not. In Mara's cupped hands he holds a gigantic golden churro.

                                      Those red light-up sticks Cast Members use to direct traffic during parades and fireworks are replaced with churros; LEDs are put inside to keep them glowing.

                                      Giant Turkey Leg bones are replaced with very thick churros.The Enchanted Tiki Room is now sponsored by Churros. Out front they now sell Churro Whipped Churros and Churro Floats with the Churro Whipped Churros inside the Churro flavored float.

                                      Jungle Cruise piranhas are replaced with rabid churros. Trader Sam now also holds churros in his hand.

                                      During the mine scene on the Submarine Voyage, right before they go kaboom, the driver will yell out "FIRE THE CHURREDOES!"
                                      Thank you for the comprehensive Churro marketing report Bongo. The report makes it evident that resort churro sales are now outpacing all other food products put together. I love the heady smell wafting at eh submarine lagoon each time that the churredoes are fired! Jungle Cruise guests are snagging the perahna-like rabid churros from the river and devouring them the rabid churros have a chance to devour the guests.

                                      The churro glow sticks are highly popular with guests at parades and other attractions. Guestsshuld be forwarnened, however, that they should not eat the gow sticks if they do not want their stomaches to glow for several days. The gigantic golden churro at the Temple of the forbidden Eye's Treasure of Mara hall is more popular that DCA's Golden Dreams ever was. Whoopi has changed her name to Whoopi Goldenchurroberg. At Star Churros, the popularity of the Build-Your-Own-Churro-Station has gone ballistic!


                                      How wonderful the sweet smell of success! :thumbup:
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                                      • #20
                                        Re: How Could Tastier Advertising Induce Sweeter Churro Profit Margin$?

                                        I think they should hand out samples. Simple and effective. And tasty.


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