Here are a few revisions Disney can make to put a little more Captain Jack Sparrow into PotC.
Old man on porch: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...Captain Jack Sparrow...Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....Gotta find Captain Jack Sparrow...Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Jolly Roger: So, ye come seekin' adventure an' salty old Captain Jack Sparrow, eh? ...Hold on tight, with both hands if you wish...like Captain Jack Sparrow would, to a bottle of rum!
Woman at window: Don't tell him Carlos! No, no, no, no! (Closes window) Oh, Captain Jack Sparrow! Oh, yes, yes, yes! Captain Jack Sparrow! Captain Jack Sparrow! Captain Jack Sparrow!
Pirate: Is Captain Jack Sparrow up there with you?
Mayor in well: Si, I want to know, too!
Woman at window: Captain Jack Sparrow! Captain Jack Sparrow! (Opens window) No, no, no, no! (closes window) Captain Jack Sparrow! Captain Jack Sparrow! Captain Jack Sparrow!
Auctioneer: I'm not spongin' for rum! It be Captain Jack Sparrow I be after!
Wenches: We wants Captain Jack Sparrow! We wants Captain Jack Sparrow!
Pirate with musket: (bang!) Quiet! We ALL wants Captain Jack Sparrow!
Singing Pirates:
Yo-ho, Yo-ho, a pirate's life for me!
We search and we trail and scour and hunt
The elusive Captain Jack Sparrow!
We mutter and babble and blabber and grunt
About looking for Captain Jack Sparrow!
Soloist:
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPTAIN Jack SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAROW!
All:
Yo-ho, Yo-ho, a pirate's life for me!
Hairy Leg Pirate: That accursed Captain (hiccup) Jack Sparrow stole me favorite boots, AND (hiccup) me favorite socks!
Pirate in cell: (holding up bandana) Pick up the scent, you scurvy little beast! Go, doggie! Go, nice doggie! Go sniff out Captain Jack Sparrow!
Captain Jack Sparrow:
(sings) Yo-ho, yo-ho, a pirates life for me!
(speaks) A toast...to me! Captain Jack Sparrow! I love hearing me name echoing off all this treasure! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW!
Echo: CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW!
But that's not all!
The most reasonable item on the menu at the Blue Bayou will be the Captain Jack Sparrow Value Meal, just so you'll hear real live diners saying “Captain Jack Sparrow” when they order!
Old man on porch: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...Captain Jack Sparrow...Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....Gotta find Captain Jack Sparrow...Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Jolly Roger: So, ye come seekin' adventure an' salty old Captain Jack Sparrow, eh? ...Hold on tight, with both hands if you wish...like Captain Jack Sparrow would, to a bottle of rum!
Woman at window: Don't tell him Carlos! No, no, no, no! (Closes window) Oh, Captain Jack Sparrow! Oh, yes, yes, yes! Captain Jack Sparrow! Captain Jack Sparrow! Captain Jack Sparrow!
Pirate: Is Captain Jack Sparrow up there with you?
Mayor in well: Si, I want to know, too!
Woman at window: Captain Jack Sparrow! Captain Jack Sparrow! (Opens window) No, no, no, no! (closes window) Captain Jack Sparrow! Captain Jack Sparrow! Captain Jack Sparrow!
Auctioneer: I'm not spongin' for rum! It be Captain Jack Sparrow I be after!
Wenches: We wants Captain Jack Sparrow! We wants Captain Jack Sparrow!
Pirate with musket: (bang!) Quiet! We ALL wants Captain Jack Sparrow!
Singing Pirates:
Yo-ho, Yo-ho, a pirate's life for me!
We search and we trail and scour and hunt
The elusive Captain Jack Sparrow!
We mutter and babble and blabber and grunt
About looking for Captain Jack Sparrow!
Soloist:
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPTAIN Jack SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAROW!
All:
Yo-ho, Yo-ho, a pirate's life for me!
Hairy Leg Pirate: That accursed Captain (hiccup) Jack Sparrow stole me favorite boots, AND (hiccup) me favorite socks!
Pirate in cell: (holding up bandana) Pick up the scent, you scurvy little beast! Go, doggie! Go, nice doggie! Go sniff out Captain Jack Sparrow!
Captain Jack Sparrow:
(sings) Yo-ho, yo-ho, a pirates life for me!
(speaks) A toast...to me! Captain Jack Sparrow! I love hearing me name echoing off all this treasure! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW!
Echo: CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW!
But that's not all!
The most reasonable item on the menu at the Blue Bayou will be the Captain Jack Sparrow Value Meal, just so you'll hear real live diners saying “Captain Jack Sparrow” when they order!
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