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    ORDDU: With Valentine's Day just around the corner, ducklings, a witch gets to feeling even more romantic than usual. Therefore I've decided to promote an idea that's been long held within the burning heart of a woman with more imagination for love than you can shake a stick at; an idea I'm hoping you'll all gather around and support as vigorously as you possibly can can. I think there should be a series of kissing booths set up around Disneyland--where we can all spend some personal smooching time with our favorite Disney hunks. I'd start off with Prince Phillip--in a medieval tournament tent erected in Fantasyland. Then I'd continue over to Prince Eric's booth--with some sort of seaside affair. From there I could move along to see what it's like to taste Hercules. (We wouldn't want to forget about Phoebus, either, now would we?) In Adventureland we'd have to make room in our busy schedules for Aladdin, too. But the grand finale would take place in the jungle--where I'd be the first in a long line up the steps to Tarzan's Tree House--on a day when Jane was off on a l-o-n-g safari somewhere. Now tell me, haven't YOU ever wanted to kiss your favorite Disney hunks, too?!?!?!

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    Re: Kissing Booth for Disneyland

    one word...

    herpes.

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      Originally posted by Witches of Morva
      Now tell me, haven't YOU ever wanted to kiss your favorite Disney hunks, too?!?!?!

      Yes, but something tells me that "powers that be" at Disneyland would charge an arm and a leg for this privilege.

      I think I'll just stick to kissing my hubby for free!!!


      Not a bad idea for single gals though!

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        ORDDU: Oh, please!! We never have to worry about such things like Herpes in Morva. We've wisely decided not to invent such things. And as for Disney charging us to kiss someone we love, well, they've never charged us for hugging Mickey, yet. Don't give them any ideas!

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        • #5
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          Are you seriously suggesting real smooching with face characters?

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            I can just hear the sound bite on the Entertainment Tonight:

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            • #7
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              Originally posted by Super Grover
              Are you seriously suggesting real smooching with face characters?
              HAHAHA that made me laugh for some reason.

              MmMmM big wet plush tongues. You KNOW someone out there has a fetish for that.
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              • #8
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                I can see it now... grabbing Ariel, leaning her over, and saying in the best 'Ash... Housewares' voice saying ... 'Gimme some sugar baby'. That will go over real well. lol!!!
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                  Oh well I seem to remember you could have made out with Tarzan any time you wanted since 3 of them were regular visitors of the WeHo scene.

                  It wouldn't be the same though without the loincloth.
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                    oh baby!! i wanna smooch all of the princes....oh, and aladdin, too!! just gimmie all of them Disney hunks!! :love:
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                      Originally posted by Chernabog
                      HAHAHA that made me laugh for some reason.

                      MmMmM big wet plush tongues. You KNOW someone out there has a fetish for that.
                      Well, you know what they say about the size of a mouse's nose?

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                        Originally posted by MissChristine
                        oh baby!! i wanna smooch all of the princes....oh, and aladdin, too!! just gimmie all of them Disney hunks!! :love:
                        I know someone who played an Aladdin, and two others who played Prince Charming, but all 3 of them have boyfriends.
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                        • #13
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                          Originally posted by Chernabog
                          I know someone who played an Aladdin, and two others who played Prince Charming, but all 3 of them have boyfriends.
                          why must you go and spoil my fun?! besides, one kiss from me and...and...i'd probably be escorted out of the park.
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                            Originally posted by MissChristine
                            why must you go and spoil my fun?! besides, one kiss from me and...and...i'd probably be escorted out of the park.
                            Well I don't have a boyfriend, so we can make out right in front of the Partners statue at the 22nd MC meet if it'll make you feel any better...

                            Oh I can just imagine DisneyKat's photo caption of THAT one.
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                            • #15
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                              Originally posted by Chernabog
                              Well I don't have a boyfriend, so we can make out right in front of the Partners statue at the 22nd MC meet if it'll make you feel any better...

                              Oh I can just imagine DisneyKat's photo caption of THAT one.
                              HAHAHA, you'd be so lucky...i'll bring a little kissing booth sign with me and we can start our own MiceChat kissing booth....:evil:
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