Swittzer Falls.... Falls

[Skipper S]

Has enyone else heard that on march 16th that Swittzer fall JC fell. I geuss durring the rehab they were getting rid of the termites and it was so week it fell apart I am an ex skipper and have heard this from a few cast members.

[Cuzco-topia]

Where in JC was Swittzer fall?

[mamabot]

You know, the back side of water waterfall.

[JC Skipper Spiel]
Over here on the right is something you don't see everyday. But I do. Every seven minutes.
Up on the left is Switzer Falls. Named after the famous explorer Dr. Albert...Falls.
Now we are headed down the Nile River, the longest river in Anaheim. And if you don't believe me, you are in de-Nile.
[/JC Skipper Spiel]

[SomeSayImGoofy]

That's where we get to see the backside of water. Schweitzer Falls....named for the explorer Dr. (Albert) Falls.

Something like that...

[ah schucks]

You know, the back side of water waterfall.

[JC Skipper Spiel]
Over here on the right is something you don't see everyday. But I do. Every seven minutes.
Up on the left is Switzer Falls. Named after the famous explorer Dr. Albert...Falls.
Now we are headed down the Nile River, the longest river in Anaheim. And if you don't believe me, you are in de-Nile.
[/JC Skipper Spiel]

Did you actually put the "..." because you don't know his real name? Dr. Albert Schweitzer- one of the top ten greatest humanitarians in the last 100 years. Corresponded from the jungles of Africa, with some of the greatist minds of his day including Albert Einsten whom he was often mistaken for. He probably even had limited correspondence with Walt, hence the name of the falls.

[Cuzco-topia]

ah yes, duh me.

[speederscout]

ah shucks... have you been on the jungle cruise?? Thats one of the oldest jokes on the ride, and an obvious play on words (and name).

[Bacon]

Did you actually put the "..." because you don't know his real name? Dr. Albert Schweitzer- one of the top ten greatest humanitarians in the last 100 years. Corresponded from the jungles of Africa, with some of the greatist minds of his day including Albert Einsten whom he was often mistaken for. He probably even had limited correspondence with Walt, hence the name of the falls.

No, the elipses is there because that's the joke. Everyone is expecting "Schweitzer Falls" to be named for Albert Schweitzer, but they catch you off guard with Albert...(pause for comic timimg) Falls.

Anywho..that would be a real tragedy if this turns out to be true. If it is, I hope they work hard to restore it, because the Jungle Cruise just wouldn't be the Jungle Cruise without the backside of water. I mean, geez, that line is so ingrained in my life that when we visited Niagra Falls and took the tour that takes you right up next to the falls, my entire family was just giggling over that fact that were seeing the back side of water!

[ah schucks]

I have ridden the Jungle Cruise several dozen times and never heard that joke...Each skipper has different takes, but thanks for info folks---I was trying to add a little edumications *waddles off in the corner and cries*

[NWRREngineer]

Three cheers for edumacationizing!

I am dumbfounded that no skipper had graced you with that old stale joke.

Now, whenever you ride it, you'll hear it ALL the time!

[ah schucks]

Three cheers for edumacationizing!

I am dumbfounded that no skipper had graced you with that old stale joke.

Now, whenever you ride it, you'll hear it ALL the time!

I always get the egomamical skippers---

*and this bengal tigger can jump up to 25 feet...isn't that amazing, just like your skipper.

*Here is the back side of water...isn't that amazing? just like your skipper.

*Ok we're back isn't that amazing? Just like your skipper

Maybe not so amazing if he never told me the Albert Falls joke! Grrr :lol:

[dramaqueen]

lol- you need to get a female skipper next time- they usually do all the jokes and aren't so self indulgent. Maybe you could even ask her out

[Cuzco-topia]

lol- you need to get a female skipper next time- they usually do all the jokes and aren't so self indulgent. Maybe you could even ask her out

ahhh good idea!!! *wink wink* *nudge nudge* to schucks...

[ah schucks]

lol- you need to get a female skipper next time- they usually do all the jokes and aren't so self indulgent. Maybe you could even ask her out

Thats friggen priceless- I was dating a skipper off and on for a while- Then she disappeared. She is very subtle on her tour. Fun stuff- The best skipper I ever had was the overly animated dude. Must have been his first day which sort of ruins the joke " that not something you see everyday, but I do."

[ah schucks]

ahhh good idea!!! *wink wink* *nudge nudge* to schucks...

Did you wink at me? are you a guy or a girl? should I be nervous?

[Cuzco-topia]

Did you wink at me? are you a guy or a girl? should I be nervous?

hahaha...too funny. Ges, tis female. I was merely trying to coerce you into asking the lady skipper out...and yes you should be nervous.

[DisquietingMetamorphosis]

Oh my, what befell the falls was that it fell! Did it weigh 500 lbs and jump 25 ft? Can't wait for the JC to open again, hope the fallen falls won't hurt its scheduled re-opening.

Thats friggen priceless- I was dating a skipper off and on for a while- Then she disappeared.

Thats so geeky. Sigh! Were we all able to boast that!

[Guest]

I am embarrassed to be asking this, but didn't it say when you signed up to chat on this board that Sexual Inuendo was deemed prohibited behavior and one would be banned for using it?
Just curious. Moderators, any clarification?

[ah schucks]

I am embarrassed to be asking this, but didn't it say when you signed up to chat on this board that Sexual Inuendo was deemed prohibited behavior and one would be banned for using it?
Just curious. Moderators, any clarification?

Curious what you are referring to? Seriously.

[innerSpaceman]

And if sexual inneuendo were verboten, I myself would have to leave.