Scweitzer Falls

[FloggingMorgy]

I think the terrible guides may be due to the terrible spiel restrictions...less animated people actually want to work the ride now that it's not as much fun for them

[robotpirates]

I would hope with a new Schweitzer they'll pick new people to do the jokes.

The last couple of times I've been on the JC I've had some pretty terrible guides.

[Gwyren]

I would not ~think~ it would delay anything...
With being able to frame a house in less than a week, there is no reason they cannot have it fixed in time...unless the materials they use to create the looks takes THAT long to cure...

[figment1986]

and remember.. those on the dock are a pair of dorks... hehe

couldn't resist...

I hope it comes abck better (and bigger)

[Formerly Code V]

How big of a colapse was it? Did somthing fall off or the whole thing come down? Can we really expect a new one to be built, or is this going to end up like the twin falls. :confused:

[FloggingMorgy]

I walked right into that one, didn't I?! Good one! :bow:

It's a gift really...and the fact that i can go through the spiel start to finish with many variations without even being on the ride (it's sad really...) has NOTHING to do with me jumping right on that one.

[The Mad Hatter]

No, that's the dock on the left and the dock on the right...

I walked right into that one, didn't I?! Good one! :bow:

[FloggingMorgy]

Isn't that some sort of paradox or something??

No, that's the dock on the left and the dock on the right...

[ah schucks]

just think if they have to rebuild the falls how much bigger and better the backside of water could be.

We can rebuild it, it can be faster, splashier, waterier---the 6 Million Dollar Falls!

[thndrmtnskp]

just think if they have to rebuild the falls how much bigger and better the backside of water could be.

[The Mad Hatter]

Isn't that amazing?

Kinda freaky isn't it?

[Wotan]

and that can jump over twenty-five feet, there the only thing in the jungle that can do that

Isn't that amazing?

[The Mad Hatter]

They falls did fall...

Isn't that some sort of paradox or something??

[ah schucks]

Can you imagine if they fell during normal operations, especially on guests...

"Here is the backside of water..." waterfall crashs on a boat "...and the upside is Disney will pay your medical bills and settle out of court!"

[skipforward]

the falls

They falls did fall...But they were taking them down to do some work on them anyway. It was just unexpected. Yeah 50 years of water damage

[DisneyGal]

Must be the dreded Sahara Water Termites. With little rubber boats, little suba gear. :lol:

and that can jump over twenty-five feet, there the only thing in the jungle that can do that

[MickeyMan]

Please, Please, Please I must have My "Backside of water" Jokes. I cant go on much longer without it

[tulkas]

I have heard conflicting reports that schiwitzer falls on the jungle cruise collapsed due to termites.

Must be the dreded Sahara Water Termites. With little rubber boats, little suba gear. :lol:

[SoSirius]

Oh my gosh! I can't believe it fell because of termites. How funny is that???

[The Mad Hatter]

The falls jokes are the best. 'Here is sweitzer falls, named after the great humanitarian dr. albert falls' lol