Things to Do When You Have WAY Too Much Time on Your Hands at DL

[Disneyphile]

(aka "Squeezing the Very Last Drop Out of Your AP")

Inspired by Ortizmo2000's post in this thread, I think it would be great to come up with a list of "fun" things to do at DL besides the norm.

(Disclaimer: this is all a joke, and not things that I actually would endorse or recommend doing)

I'll start:

• Visit the Tortilla Factory at DCA repeatedly to see how many times through it takes to acquire enough free tortilla to make a family-sized tray of enchiladas.
• Wear your lederhosen and attempt to scale the Matterhorn. If successful, make sure you brought your own personal flag to hoist for the 50th. Note: lederhosen makes a great impromptu flag - just make sure you're not going "commando" that day.
• Curl up on the couch at Mickey's House with a book and some snacks, ala couch potato style. Ask passers-by if they wouldn't mind grabbing you a beer from the fridge.
• Go aboard the Columbia and ask for any volunteers to be keel-hauled. Seeing as some tourists just might raise their hands because of not knowing what the term means, make use of their eagerness. Oh, yeah, and don't forget to bring rope.
• At DCA - chase Flik and his bug friends with a can of Raid.

[Gwyren]

Go to the Animation Room in DCA, lay out on a couch, close your eyes, and sing along in a loud, bad voice in your "sleep".

[Snacks]

Hahahahahaha

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[mamabot]

Start your own Parade of Dreams down Main Street. Use your iPod to broadcast your parade soundtrack.

Put on a grass skirt and offer hula lessons on the Tiki Room Lanai.

Have your friends form a line facing you near a Photo Spot, having each take turns having their picture taken with you and having you give them your autograph.

Perform Fantasmic on the TSO stage in the middle of the day. Again, using your iPod to broadcast your soundtrack.

[100th Dalmation]

Start your own Parade of Dreams down Main Street. Use your iPod to broadcast your parade soundtrack.

Perform Fantasmic on the TSO stage in the middle of the day. Again, using your iPod to broadcast your soundtrack.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Cant....Stop....Laughing......

[Tiny Mermaid]

Make your way to a remote spot along Autopia, and set up a little "pit stop." Encourage motorists to stop and have their tires rotated. (Be sure to wave a checkered flag, as they speed past you.)

Create your own ODV stand, and sell the items you falsely claimed were yours at the Lost and Found.

Kneel before one of the tiki gods just outside of the tiki room, chanting and praying for the gods to grant you that partnership you're working for at your law firm.

[Club 33]

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Ok, Ok, um:


Stand absolutely still at Innoventions with a power cable drooping out of your pants, and wait for people to ask if your a robot.

Take one of the headphones from your iPod (after putting on your own Parade of Dreams) and rap it around one ear, as if it were an earpiece. Stand with your arms crossed in front of the Candy Place, and give glancing looks to anyone who walks by. If security tries to escort you out, escort them out.

Wear a Hawiian shirt and Kakis, with a lei, and go to The Enchanted Tiki Room. Explain to the Dole people working the Pinapple Stand that the Foreman would like to see them. Proceed to sell Pinapple treats until 9:00.

[aralechn]

Sleep all day on one of the benches by the hub.

[mamabot]

While riding IASW, starting yelling "Billy! Billy, where are you?" Continue this until you reach the hawaiian scene. Start telling Billy that he had better get down off that surf board this instant. Continue by saying that you thought that the Jungle Cruise skippers were only kidding when you left him behind on the boat.

[Club 33]

While riding IASW, starting yelling "Billy! Billy, where are you?" Continue this until you reach the hawaiian scene. Start telling Billy that he had better get down off that surf board this instant. Continue by saying that you thought that the Jungle Cruise skippers were only kidding when you left him behind on the boat.

:lol:

[dramaqueen]

Take the strollers from the parking area by Pirates and push them down mainstreet as floats in you "parade of dreams"

Walk in circles around the hub all day. Stop every once in a while and hold an animated conversation with Walt.

Hop in the moat and pretend to be a fountain.

Comandeer a horse on the carousel and refuse to get off.

collect frozen lemonade cups and build a fort with them in Small world plaza

Follow a sweeper around while eating a bag of peanuts and dropping the shells on the ground.

Have a popcorn fight with a pigeon.

Find little kids with autograph books and make them get a picture with you.

Sing along on IASW at the top of your lungs.

Start a rumour that there are free churros in toontown so that you can ride space mountain over and over.

Set out litterboxes for the cats in fantasyland.

[Disney Analyst]

lol! these are awesome... Now adding to the do your own fantasmic, I'll break into the mill building, turn all the equipment, make everything rise up (lights in audience area, pyro, get someone to hook up the firework boxes in water, raise the fountains etc.) Then get a mix of costumes on, start the music, have everything happen like it's computerised and try best to keep up! (do columbia by myself, jump of columbia go on princess rafts, jump on island do witch, try mickey :P)

Tell people that the bathrooms aren't working and they have to go in the backstage area for them...

Start screaming, FIRE, FIRE THIS WHOLE PLACE IS A PARACADE!

Sit on a bench with an urn, filled with some ashes, start throwing them around and saying, Johnny would of lived to have come here, I'm glad I can make his dream come true (get some on some people)

[mamabot]

Wear pith helmets on the Jungle Cruise. Take pictures of every animal, while your traveling companion takes notes and checks off animals on a list.

Set up a drum kit at the back of the boat. Do a rim shot after every joke.

[dramaqueen]

I can tell you where the costumes on the Mark Twain are......

I'll help out with the finale

[Disney Analyst]

cool, lets do it, you and me! We can do it of course! (maybe we should recruit some more people) Heh, black outs would be fun, but we have to do it like the real show, so if you get undressed right on stage from snake during black, THEN UNDRESS :P

[Tiny Mermaid]

Wear pith helmets on the Jungle Cruise. Take pictures of every animal, while your traveling companion takes notes and checks off animals on a list.

Set up a crum kit at the back of the boat. Do a rim shot after every joke.

LOVE this idea! You could get one of your friends with a tape recorder to play 'canned' laughter after every joke, like on a sitcom.

[dramaqueen]

Climb up on top of the cabin on TSI and perform the finale of FANTASMIC- Hum the music and say the lines. Use popcorn instead of pyrotechnics.

Buy out all the officialy theme park paraphanalia you can find on the internet/ ebay (ride cars, costumes, signage) and set up shop on the esplanade. Tell people that this is the "REAL" Disneyland and that big thing over there is an eleborate hologram.

[ah schucks]

Make your way to a remote spot along Autopia, and set up a little "pit stop." Encourage motorists to stop and have their tires rotated. (Be sure to wave a checkered flag, as they speed past you.)

Create your own ODV stand, and sell the items you falsely claimed were yours at the Lost and Found.

Kneel before one of the tiki gods just outside of the tiki room, chanting and praying for the gods to grant you that partnership you're working for at your law firm.

OMG- I worked autopia a couple years ago and kids got out and did something similar and it just down the ride!

[Tiny Mermaid]

OMG- I worked autopia a couple years ago and kids got out and did something similar and it just down the ride!

Really? That's hilarious. See? Dreams do come true at Disneyland, even if they're NASCAR dreams....

[Disney Analyst]

lol! Those kids :P

Take a birthday cake, and accidently bump into someone, but blame them and say :O YOU RUINED MY BIRTHDAY CAKE! then start crying :P