You might be a AP if....

[Boingonut]

Here is a great old game that some of you may have played before, for those of you who havent here is how it goes...

Do you remember those "you might be a redneck" jokes by Jeff Foxworthy, well this is the same deal except it will be "you might be an AP holder if..."! Even if you may not be an AP holder but are one at heart these can appliy to you as well! OK I'll start.

....You go to DCA

....You read miceage once a day (or check it)

....You refer to DL as my, our or the park

....You talk to strangers on POTC telling them very interesting info about the ride

[Mickeybug1]

You have totally just described me completly. Everything you just said! :o

[figment1986]

you live in CA....

You have more than one official scorce for unofficial information...

You go to the parks and see thigns others dont.. IE.. paint not right here.. shingles messed up....

[DisneyFan25863]

....You talk to strangers on POTC telling them very interesting info about the ride

...and get stabbed by said strangers

[MasterGracey]

i notice new paint (and old paint) and things out of place and weird stuff.

im a total AP nerd.... but im not ashamed! haha..
whenever i go with people they always ask me all the questions like... how to get around and where everything is and where to eat, etc...
haha

[Rissa_thehost]

Totally guilty of doing all those things. Also I take notice of cast members uniforms and who isn't up to scratch!

[Boingonut]

...and get stabbed by said strangers

/\hehe, I just could not resist

OK here are some more:

....Rainy days are a GOOD thing for you!

....You have video of every ride both inside and out

....You never get asked to do a survey

....You have DLR park built in Rollercoaster Tycoon

[JustMe]

....You notice a particular CM has a new haircut.

....You get ticked-off if you have to wait more than 5 minutes for YOUR 'Chicken Dinner'. "I wish all these tourists would go home"

[MickeyMania]

I do a lot of this stuff (including live in CA) and I'm far from an AP.

When I think of someone who's too used to being an AP I think of...

- A friend from far out of state tells you that their family has finally saved enough money to take their kids to Disneyland. You scratch your head and wonder what the big deal is, having gone to the park so much that you can tell when they moved that ODV cart eight feet to the east.

Yes, yes, I do have Locals Envy. What made you ask?

[Dustysage]

You stand on the Thunder Mountain bridge for 15 minutes looking at the sad mess left by a tree falling over and crushing what is left of the Mine Train tressel and ore car.

(Guilty)

[Rissa_thehost]

Hey , I am an AP and i live in Australia. Still works out better then to buy park hoppers twice a year.

[Dustysage]

Hey , I am an AP and i live in Australia. Still works out better then to buy park hoppers twice a year.

Oh, you and Lashbear can keep eachother company in the middle of the night when the rest of us are asleep. We have a nice little Australlian community starting up here.

[LilMissTinkerBell]

....when you know every word to every song and all the dialogue to said rides(and you repeat them word for word while on the ride).
....When your friends ask you, "do you go anywhere else?"
....When you listen to the DL Soundtrack @ work.
....and last but not least when you hang out @disscusion boards about DL so you can "get your fix".

[PeoplemoverMatt]

... You buy a FM transmitter & mp3 player just to play DLR audio in the car w/o needing CDs

... You've made up 11 different stories to the question "Do you work here?"

... You know exactly how many rides there are in the entire DLR (correct answer: 1)

... You go nuts over being able to see a new snake in Indy (I got a bunch from my roommates over that one)

... You've paid 50 cents to rub a lamp

... You've wondered why you paid more for your 2-park Premium AP than a FL-resident does for his 4-park no-blackout AP

-- Peoplemover "And that's if you actually consider DCA a park worthy of a 1-day 1-park admission for! " Matt

[mamabot]

Oh, you and Lashbear can keep eachother company in the middle of the night when the rest of us are asleep. We have a nice little Australlian community starting up here.

I was thinking the same thing earlier. There may even be enough people to do an Aussie meet. I think we will have one very happy Lashbear on our hands. :monkey:

[mamabot]

... You know exactly how many rides there are in the entire DLR (correct answer: 1)

...You instantly know the correct answer to this question.

...Your kids send you off to DL without them with a hug, kiss and "Have fun mom!", instead of "Why aren't we going?"

...Your co-workers start referring people to you when they hear that person wants to go to DL.

...Your family calls you to ask you about park hours, closed attractions, and directions to DL.

...You refer to DL as "The Park" and everyone who knows you knows which park you are talking about.

...Your kids notice things out of place while on an attraction.

...You keep a stack of parking stubs in your car to keep track of how many times you have been to the park in a given year.

[crinklebat]

I always feel weird reading these threads...basically, they tell me that I should probably bite the bullet and pay for an AP since I already behave like I have one.

[Dr. Earkid]

Why? Do they live there?

My 6 yr old niece's response when she heard we were at Disneyland again.

[DznyVan]

This topic fits us to a "T". Here's one more from personal experience...

The Cast Members at Goofy's Kitchen and Blue Bayou ask us if we'd like our usual table... :o :o :o

[princesslala]

...if co-workers and friends know if it's a weekend you are at the park