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  • Funny stories about religion, the very young, and Disneyland.

    Story #1
    I recently attended the baptism of my niece (we are Mormons by the way). While waiting for the ceremony to begin, I was sitting with my three year old nephew (who rode the Tower of Terror for the first time the week before) trying to keep him occupied.
    I pointed to a picture of the Mormon temple in Salt Lake City
    and asked him if he knew what it was.
    "Yep," he said in a very loud voice in a very quiet room. "That's the Tower of Terror!!"
    I said that no, it wasn't the Tower of Terror, it was the temple and he said. "But... then where is the Tower of Terror?" Good question.

    Story #2.

    On the top of most Mormon temples is a statue of an angel blowing a trumpet

    Recently, I visited the temple with a young (seven year old) girl and her family who were recent converts to our church. We were showing them everything and then I pointed to the angel and said. "Do you know what that up there is?"
    "Tinkerbell!!!" She shouted.


    Thought you might find that cute.
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    Looks like you have some little Mice Chatters in training!

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      :lol: From the mouths of babes.....




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      • #4
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        That was a very cool story. Thanks for sharing.
        Gawrsh !!

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        • #5
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          As an atheist, I actually refer to all houses of worship as "Towers of Terror".
          That Guy!

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          • #6
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            Mormons are cute.

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              Mods I recommend an early locking or moving of this thread. Its going to get ugly...I can see it already.

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              • #8
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                Funny funny stuff, thanks for shareing. When I was a kid I used to answer the phone saying "top of the Temple Moroni speaking".

                In the movie SLC Punks the main character has a scene where he is standing outside of the SLC Temple and talks about how his family (who were not members of the Church) told him when he was a kid that the Temple was Disneyland.

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                  Originally posted by The Mad Hatter View Post
                  Mods I recommend an early locking or moving of this thread. Its going to get ugly...I can see it already.
                  Nah, most Mormons on this board are pretty laid back and have a good sence of hummor about our Church, I would not worry.

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                  • #10
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                    Cool! That means we have a Disneyland right here in Portland!
                    "Say, uh, ever hear of the devil's paint pots? Real mystery of the desert. Bubblin' pots of mud in all kinds of colors."

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                      I think that's toooo funny!
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                      • #12
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                        I suppose we could turn the tables and find some kids at Disneyland wondering where the "Great Moments With Mr. Jesus" attraction is?

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                        • #13
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                          Originally posted by Boingonut View Post
                          Nah, most Mormons on this board are pretty laid back and have a good sence of hummor about our Church, I would not worry.
                          I wouldnt be too worried about the mormons freaking out. I think Mad Hatter is right. All the non-mormon people will come in and freak out like they do in all the other threads that start in on religion.

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                          • #14
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                            hehe! I love How Kids Think! Thats Cute!

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                            • #15
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                              That's hilarious!! I love when kids say stuff like that! Thanks for sharing! :lmao:

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