I don't know what it was about today, but it seemed like today was the day for the Official Stupid Convention to visit the resort.
If it wasn't idiots cutting in line to get in the parking structure (!!) they were cutting in line to get in the park before the gates were even open.
Oh and the tram from Mickey and Friends was great. Obviously people can't understand "Stand behind the yellow line" and they try to board the tram while it is moving! Causing them to stop it to make sure the idiots don't kill themselves.
Then Dizzyland was in full effect with people stopping to look at a leaf fluttering around the ground as if it was the newest E-Ticket. Of course, their sudden stop causes an instant traffic jam because they are amazed at a shiny or small object.
But it gets even better.
Obviously the Stupids have trouble grasping the whole concept of an exit hand stamp. As they go to the gate for re-entry with just their ticket and are like "oh, I didn't know you needed a hand stamp". Why do you think they were stamping hands when you exited?
Not dumb enough for you? Check out this conversation I had with two super airhead teenage girls who stopped me when exiting the park tonight.
Dummy: "Did they take your ticket?"
Me (knowing exactly what they were after): "No...we have passes with our pictures on them"
Dummy: "Oh, well are you going to go back in with it?"
Me (repeating in case they haven't been trained to understand yet): "No...we have passes with our pictures on them...we are the only ones who can use them."
I think that may have blown her mind because she shut up then.
If it wasn't idiots cutting in line to get in the parking structure (!!) they were cutting in line to get in the park before the gates were even open.
Oh and the tram from Mickey and Friends was great. Obviously people can't understand "Stand behind the yellow line" and they try to board the tram while it is moving! Causing them to stop it to make sure the idiots don't kill themselves.
Then Dizzyland was in full effect with people stopping to look at a leaf fluttering around the ground as if it was the newest E-Ticket. Of course, their sudden stop causes an instant traffic jam because they are amazed at a shiny or small object.
But it gets even better.
Obviously the Stupids have trouble grasping the whole concept of an exit hand stamp. As they go to the gate for re-entry with just their ticket and are like "oh, I didn't know you needed a hand stamp". Why do you think they were stamping hands when you exited?
Not dumb enough for you? Check out this conversation I had with two super airhead teenage girls who stopped me when exiting the park tonight.
Dummy: "Did they take your ticket?"
Me (knowing exactly what they were after): "No...we have passes with our pictures on them"
Dummy: "Oh, well are you going to go back in with it?"
Me (repeating in case they haven't been trained to understand yet): "No...we have passes with our pictures on them...we are the only ones who can use them."
I think that may have blown her mind because she shut up then.
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