Star Wars Timelines OUT THE WINDOW!

[demento57]

Ok, allow me to dork out for a second...

But it started with Star Tours with including the Death Star. Yeah... they kinda threw the end of A New Hope out the window. But hey, they should edit in a Starspeeder to a new special edition.

Now Darth Maul is paired up with a full grown Anakin (Darth Vader).

It's one of those small detail things like why are Ariel and The Beast in their animal like form even though they change back in the end of the stories.

Ok, why am I complaining?

DARTH FRICKIN VADER IS AT DISNEYLAND! w00t :yea:

[mrfantasmic]

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Haha... I was wondering when that would be brought up.
They're holograms... or something...
I dunno

[The Wanderer]

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They're clones. Attacking. Get it? Yeah...

[krystledm]

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wait wait! woah woah woah, back up the train......explain please!

[bytemaster]

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wait wait! woah woah woah, back up the train......explain please!

Darth Mall was killed at the end of Star Wars Episode One, Darth Vader (adult Anakin) doesn't even come into the picture until the end of Episode Three... at least 20 years difference in the timeline.

[AliKzam]

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Right... are we talking about the Jedi Training Camp at the park? Or a DVD? I'm confused, too.
Don't worry, this is the internet. Dorking-out is encouraged.

[JerrodDRagon]

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Darth Mall was killed at the end of Star Wars Episode One, Darth Vader (adult Anakin) doesn't even come into the picture until the end of Episode Three... at least 20 years difference in the timeline.

In a Fiction Book they say Maul lived and used the force to live and then went to a hosptial and they reconnected his body...they could say that if they wanted..

[krystledm]

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i know the trivia, i'm a nut too, or used to be, what i'm asking is, what did they do at disneyland with maul and vader? i'm lost on that


random trivia for you, they made the xwing squad too big, there were only 12 per squadron and they say something like 13, 15 or something, i know they say too many though

[bytemaster]

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i know the trivia, i'm a nut too, or used to be, what i'm asking is, what did they do at disneyland with maul and vader? i'm lost on that


random trivia for you, they made the xwing squad too big, there were only 12 per squadron and they say something like 13, 15 or something, i know they say too many though

Ahhh... Ok. They now have the Jedi Academy where the Club Buzz stage was. Darth Mall apparently fights Darth Vader on stage at some point.

[JerrodDRagon]

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Ahhh... Ok. They now have the Jedi Academy where the Club Buzz stage was. Darth Mall apparently fights Darth Vader on stage at some point.

I always wanted to see that fight nut I know it will suck a DL since they cant use effects..

[krystledm]

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ok, i'm with ya now!

i thought they had implemented the rumored changes to star tours and no one made a big post about it, lol

almost got excited there!

[mrmainstreet]

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In a Fiction Book they say Maul lived and used the force to live and then went to a hosptial and they reconnected his body...they could say that if they wanted..

Whoa, back up for a second. Star Wars is fiction? I thought it was real.

Or how about this. The Vader suit does not necessarily have Anakin Skywalker in it, but some other force trained individual who was a contemporary of Darth Maul and is thus far not mentioned in Star Wars canon.
I haven't seen the show, so I don't know how the Death Star figures into this.
Of course we can let it go, since not even a special edition version of ANH has a Starspeeder 3000 covering Luke as he blows up the Death Star.

Disney big on wackily messing up stories for their attractions and shows. Want evidence? Mr. Toad's Wild Ride- exactly when did the prosecutor from the movie morph into a judge, and when was Toad killed by train and sent to hell for all eternity?

[AliKzam]

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Disney big on wackily messing up stories for their attractions and shows. Want evidence? Mr. Toad's Wild Ride- exactly when did the prosecutor from the movie morph into a judge, and when was Toad killed by train and sent to hell for all eternity?

You know, I always wondered about that, myself. I think someone tried to put a message it the ride, besides "stealing a motorcar is bad" (also, "in-breeding among nobility causes insanity in offspring", but what six-year-old is going to get that message?). Because doesn't Toady (in the ride) have a couple of beers and then gets hit by the train. I think Disneyland may be responsible for one of the first "don't drink and drive" messages by an entertainment corporation.

[Opus1guy]

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... exactly when did the prosecutor from the movie morph into a judge, and when was Toad killed by train and sent to hell for all eternity?

The little known direct to 16mm sequel: Mr. Toad's Death Race 1953

[Melonballer]

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The little known direct to 16mm sequel: Mr. Toad's Death Race 1953

Oooo. I've heard of that. "Go for the baby."

[Jedimyndtryx]

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Normally I would go off on a subject like this but it really doesn't bother me. All I know is that my son is now a bonafide padawan. He even has the diploma to prove it......

[Alestro Bakai]

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Actually, according to canon Darth Maul did survive.

http://www.amazon.com/Star-Wars-Visionaries-Warren-Fu/dp/1593073119

Here's the front page of the Star Wars comic which explains how Darth Maul survived and why Uncle Owen didn't want anything to do with Obi Wan.

[JerrodDRagon]

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Actually, according to canon Darth Maul did survive.

http://www.amazon.com/Star-Wars-Visionaries-Warren-Fu/dp/1593073119

Here's the front page of the Star Wars comic which explains how Darth Maul survived and why Uncle Owen didn't want anything to do with Obi Wan.

That doesb't mean its cannon its only Cannon if Lucus says so...and he has yet to say if Maul has survied or not so its noncannon.

[woxel1]

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All of the EU writers in the world couldn't explain Star Tours. Why obsess over yet another SW continuity error at Disneyland )

[ALIASd]

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Darth Mall was killed at the end of Star Wars Episode One, Darth Vader (adult Anakin) doesn't even come into the picture until the end of Episode Three... at least 20 years difference in the timeline.

Wait, which mall did this happen at? If it was the Beverly Center - completely understandable & regrettable. Rave on Ray Park & RIP Darth Maul !