Naughty Things to do at Disneyland [Satire]

[pjdonnell]

[Stare Girl]

Ian, I think the word satire should give you a clue it is a joke

Man this list is funny! I know I'm going to be trying to figure out what to add when I go to sleep tonight. Thanks for the laugh.

[pjdonnell]

Oh my, yes. These are definitely jokes. Of course, I wouldn't be this rude in real life. But if I were evil...

That being said, I guess I should add a disclaimer:
DON'T TRY THESE AT HOME! (Or at Disneyland, or anywhere else I guess.)

[Rainfully]

LoL... I'm just picturing someone riding an Autopia car around the park... too funny!!!

[Monorail Man]

LoL... I'm just picturing someone riding an Autopia car around the park... too funny!!!

I've always wanted too see some CM Autopia race around the park.

[Dustysage]

I'd like to drive a spinning tea cup through the park.

[figment1986]

I would love to repalce It's a small world..... though it woul be some great jazz music....

like In the mood.... that wont drive anyone inseign...... or would it??

(I too would lvoe to race in the park in autopia cars....)

[Rainfully]

I'd like to drive a spinning tea cup through the park.

Eep! That would make me too dizzy!

[mouse freak]

My favorite is the child saying bugs, etc. Sooo funny.

[LAURA]

LMAO!!!
Pimping your hoes on main street and taking the head off of mickey...I got visuals....HAHAAHHAHA!

[Stare Girl]

I would want to drive Mr. Toad's wild buggy through the park.

Watch out! Here I come and nothing is stopping me!!!!

[mistyisjafo]

You mean I wasn't supposed to do all that stuff??

[Disneyland RR Guy]

1. Well for me is to drive one of the Autopia cars around Disneyland, then take it home.
2. Use the handcar on the Disneyland Railroad, and take it for a spin.
3. Use on of the submaries and go through the Rivers of America.
4. (Joke Wise) Before blowing up Tomorrowland, I would say "Fire in the Hole!"
5. Drive the Monorail back to my house and keep it.
6. Drive one of the Disneyland Railroad Locomotives REALLY REALLY FAST.

[figment1986]

hmmm.... you know the toad vehicle could work... just get a car battery.. hehe (*looks around*)

I would still take a Autopia car... since they are still gas powers would have to get a trailer to put it on.. or spend over a billion dollars on gas to take it back home.... hehe

[Stare Girl]

Disneyland RR Guy: When I was a little kid I always wanted to do #3. I really thought you could and used to beg my grandparents to get in the ROA line.

[Uncle Remus]

-While on the Jungle Cruise finish all of the Skippers jokes in a condescending voice.
-Change it up by not quoting the ghost host in the streching room.
-Complain to a CM working on the Carosel in Fantasyland about the lack of black horses and how you find it borderline offensive to black horses everywhere.
-While riding on Splash Mountain belt out in terror during mellow parts of the ride. Profanities optional depending on the children within the proximity.
- Before the first drop on pirates turn to the person next to you and explain to them in a booming voice how afraid you were the first time you went down this 200 foot drop. Children in your boat will be grateful for the warning.
-If you find anyone in the park that looks over the age of 75, be sure to place them in your stroller and chaperone them around the park. They will thank you when the day is over.
- Before being loaded in an Autopia car exclaim to everyone "I wonder what the millage on this baby is?" then proceed to laugh obnoxiously and jab the person next to you in the side with your elbow saying "eh...ehh!"
- While riding through the Pooh ride during the dream sequence turn to your son or daughter and say "Pooh needs to really cut back on the reefer" then turn to your significant other and whisper "Do you remember that one night in the 70's in the back of your Pinto, good times"

[figment1986]

"Thats good satire.... " (where did i hear that from??)

These just keep getting better....

[Stumpy_the_8th_Dwarf]

Here's one I've actually done...

At the beginning of Pirates, shout pirate-y things at the folks enjoying dinner at the Blue Bayou restaurant "Avast, ye swabs... ye filthy bilge-rats... can ye throw a bit of scrap to a salty dog? Arrr!"

In my experience, everyone else in the boat loves it, but the diners... well, not so much.

[Socapex]

1. Steer the autopia cars the direct oposite way that the track is moving.
2. After getting off of Indy, loudly comment on how that jeep had to have been a communist.
3. While ridding through Small World, constantly laugh at the horrible racial stereotypes
4. On the Jungle Cruise, ring a bell everytime the skipper makes a good joke, and sound a duck call ever time a lame one is made.
5. Right before the final lift on Pirates, yell loudly at the pirate attemting to take th gold up the hill, "Assume the position."

[Stumpy_the_8th_Dwarf]

Wow... "ignorant thoughtless yob." I like it.

Sometimes there's such a fine line between disruption and good honest fun. I'm not so sure that screaming in a child's ear in the Haunted Mansion and giving your boatmates a bit of a laugh (at the start of the ride... BEFORE the narration, etc..) are really within the same context.

My apologies for any offense, but please, let's keep it friendly here.