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  • #2
    Ian, I think the word satire should give you a clue it is a joke

    Man this list is funny! I know I'm going to be trying to figure out what to add when I go to sleep tonight. Thanks for the laugh.


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    • #3
      Oh my, yes. These are definitely jokes. Of course, I wouldn't be this rude in real life. But if I were evil...

      That being said, I guess I should add a disclaimer:
      DON'T TRY THESE AT HOME! (Or at Disneyland, or anywhere else I guess.)
      Last edited by pjdonnell; 01-22-2005, 09:19 AM.
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      • #4
        LoL... I'm just picturing someone riding an Autopia car around the park... too funny!!!

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Rainfully
          LoL... I'm just picturing someone riding an Autopia car around the park... too funny!!!
          I've always wanted too see some CM Autopia race around the park.
          -Monorail Man

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          • #6
            I'd like to drive a spinning tea cup through the park.
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            • #7
              I would love to repalce It's a small world..... though it woul be some great jazz music....

              like In the mood.... that wont drive anyone inseign...... or would it??

              (I too would lvoe to race in the park in autopia cars....)

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Dustysage
                I'd like to drive a spinning tea cup through the park.
                Eep! That would make me too dizzy!

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                • #9
                  My favorite is the child saying bugs, etc. Sooo funny.
                  everybody has a laughing place

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                  • #10
                    LMAO!!!
                    Pimping your hoes on main street and taking the head off of mickey...I got visuals....HAHAAHHAHA!

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                    • #11
                      I would want to drive Mr. Toad's wild buggy through the park.

                      Watch out! Here I come and nothing is stopping me!!!!


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                      • #12
                        You mean I wasn't supposed to do all that stuff??
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                        • #13
                          1. Well for me is to drive one of the Autopia cars around Disneyland, then take it home.
                          2. Use the handcar on the Disneyland Railroad, and take it for a spin.
                          3. Use on of the submaries and go through the Rivers of America.
                          4. (Joke Wise) Before blowing up Tomorrowland, I would say "Fire in the Hole!"
                          5. Drive the Monorail back to my house and keep it.
                          6. Drive one of the Disneyland Railroad Locomotives REALLY REALLY FAST.



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                          • #14
                            hmmm.... you know the toad vehicle could work... just get a car battery.. hehe (*looks around*)

                            I would still take a Autopia car... since they are still gas powers would have to get a trailer to put it on.. or spend over a billion dollars on gas to take it back home.... hehe

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                            • #15
                              Disneyland RR Guy: When I was a little kid I always wanted to do #3. I really thought you could and used to beg my grandparents to get in the ROA line.


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