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Cue REO Speedwagon, crank volume to 11.
The Time: 4:30am
The Place: Somewhere 357 miles east of Harbor Blvd.
Cue Movie Announcer Dude:
"Maybe you live in Blythe, and have a 3hr drive, or you're one of the lucky ones who lives in Palm Springs and has a 90min drive. Perhaps you hail from Riverside and its a 40min drive, or you're blessed to live in the OC and it's only a 15min drive.
Well, today you might check your rearview mirror, and maybe you should get out of the left hand lane. Cause you're about to be passed by 5hr drive."
Any police officers who are also Micechatters, "Why yes officer, I do know how fast I was driving, but you see, I have a very good reason.....
I'M GOING TO DISNEYLAND!!!!!"
Just kidding you all. Have a great morning. See you in, oh, how's about 300 minutes sound?
The Time: 4:30am
The Place: Somewhere 357 miles east of Harbor Blvd.
Cue Movie Announcer Dude:
"Maybe you live in Blythe, and have a 3hr drive, or you're one of the lucky ones who lives in Palm Springs and has a 90min drive. Perhaps you hail from Riverside and its a 40min drive, or you're blessed to live in the OC and it's only a 15min drive.
Well, today you might check your rearview mirror, and maybe you should get out of the left hand lane. Cause you're about to be passed by 5hr drive."
Any police officers who are also Micechatters, "Why yes officer, I do know how fast I was driving, but you see, I have a very good reason.....
I'M GOING TO DISNEYLAND!!!!!"
Just kidding you all. Have a great morning. See you in, oh, how's about 300 minutes sound?
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