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    This thread was originally started on another popular Disney fan site that will not be named. I thought it would be fun to bring the idea to my fellow MiceChatters for a different take on the subject. Here's my list to get things started. It's a list that was made for Walt Disney World, but you get the idea. This thread is the Disneyland thread. I have also posted something similar on the WDW forum.

    Here are some possible bad ideas. A few teeter on the edge of being politically incorrect and rude, but don't rebel against them. This thread is for fun and not to be taken seriously.

    * Osbourne Spectacle of Fights featuring Ozzy and Family
    * Country Pear Jam-pourri sponsored by Smuckers
    * Spaceship Mirth narrated by Garth (Dana Carvey) Algar
    * Wonders of Fife Pavilion with Don Knotts
    * Interventions Pavilion with Robert Downey Jr.
    * Fountain of Nations at Epcot sponsored by R. Kelly
    * The Gonorrail sponsored by Christina Aguilera
    * Gotti Wars sponsored by Legitimate Businessmen
    * Trump Tower of Hair-Error
    * Rockin' Rocking Chair featuring The Rolling Stones
    * Golly! River Rapids sponsored by FEMA
    * Crash Mountain featuring the music of Peggy Lee
    * Snorin' with Al Gore
    * Buzz Aldrin's Spacey "We Actually Landed There!" Moon Landing Spin
    * Observation Station ( oh wait, they already have this ... the new biometric scan devices for fingers)
    * ImageWorks - The Tom Cruise "What If" Lab
    * The Fall of Presidents (you need to know your Presidential history
    for this one) featuring William H. Harrison, Abraham Lincoln,
    James A. Garfield, William McKinley, Warren G. Harding, Franklin D.
    Roosevelt, John F. Kennedy, Richard Nixon and hosted by Gerald R. Ford
    * Fungal Cruise sponsored by The American Podiatric Medical Association
    * Mad Me Party sponsored by Russell Crowe
    * Castaway Creek and * Mission: JOB - both sponsored by Michael
    Eisner



    Personally, I'd love to ride Spaceship Earth "Mirth" narrated by Garth. What a riot that would be.
    Last edited by DizneeProfitEar; 10-18-2006, 12:39 PM.

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    Re: Top Bad Attraction Ideas

    I got nothin, but found these pretty funny.
    "I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it. "Groucho Marx

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    • #3
      Re: Top Bad Attraction Ideas

      :lol:

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      • #4
        Re: Top Bad Attraction Ideas

        Originally posted by DizneeProfitEar View Post
        This thread was originally started on another popular Disney fan site that will not be named. I thought it would be fun to bring the idea to my fellow MiceChatters for a different take on the subject. Here's my list to get things started. It's a list that was made for Walt Disney World, but you get the idea. This thread is the Disneyland thread. I have also posted something similar on the WDW forum.

        Here are some possible bad ideas. A few teeter on the edge of being politically incorrect and rude, but don't rebel against them. This thread is for fun and not to be taken seriously.

        * Osbourne Spectacle of Fights featuring Ozzy and Family
        * Country Pear Jam-pourri sponsored by Smuckers
        * Spaceship Mirth narrated by Garth (Dana Carvey) Algar
        * Wonders of Fife Pavilion with Don Knotts
        * Interventions Pavilion with Robert Downey Jr.
        * Fountain of Nations at Epcot sponsored by R. Kelly
        * The Gonorrail sponsored by Christina Aguilera
        * Gotti Wars sponsored by Legitimate Businessmen
        * Trump Tower of Hair-Error
        * Rockin' Rocking Chair featuring The Rolling Stones
        * Golly! River Rapids sponsored by FEMA
        * Crash Mountain featuring the music of Peggy Lee
        * Snorin' with Al Gore
        * Buzz Aldrin's Spacey "We Actually Landed There!" Moon Landing Spin
        * Observation Station ( oh wait, they already have this ... the new biometric scan devices for fingers)
        * ImageWorks - The Tom Cruise "What If" Lab
        * The Fall of Presidents (you need to know your Presidential history
        for this one) featuring William H. Harrison, Abraham Lincoln,
        James A. Garfield, William McKinley, Warren G. Harding, Franklin D.
        Roosevelt, John F. Kennedy, Richard Nixon and hosted by Gerald R. Ford
        * Fungal Cruise sponsored by The American Podiatric Medical Association
        * Mad Me Party sponsored by Russell Crowe
        * Castaway Creek and * Mission: JOB - both sponsored by Michael
        Eisner



        Personally, I'd love to ride Spaceship Earth "Mirth" narrated by Garth. What a riot that would be.

        Things is most of DCA fits in this catagory.... Even without the funny names...
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        • #5
          Re: Top Bad Attraction Ideas

          HornyMatt Mountain! :evil:

          Primates of the Caribbean - when apes of all kinds pillage and plunder in search of bananas and small grubs.

          Buzzkill Astro Blasters - when ya just cant take having a buzz anymore.

          Space Mitten - an intergalactic spaceflight dodging fashionable hand wear.

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          • #6
            Re: Top Bad Attraction Ideas

            Alice in Wonderland remodel - come take a wacky ride through Phoenix as Alice Hyatt goes in seach of Flo and Vera who are lost somewhere near 48th St and Van Buren. Watch out for Mel!! He's on the run tracking down his waitress' who left him alone to serve the patrons in the diner.

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            • #7
              Re: Top Bad Attraction Ideas

              They could put a roller coaster in the middle of DCA called Big Blunder Mountain.
              Check out my new Disney Blog here. What it lacks in quality it makes up with... Well, nothing I guess.


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              • #8
                Re: Top Bad Attraction Ideas

                Originally posted by Olympicnut View Post
                Alice in Wonderland remodel - come take a wacky ride through Phoenix as Alice Hyatt goes in seach of Flo and Vera who are lost somewhere near 48th St and Van Buren. Watch out for Mel!! He's on the run tracking down his waitress' who left him alone to serve the patrons in the diner.
                :lol:

                And as you exit the ride ... you can hear Flo yelling "kiss my grits" as her fond farewell ....
                One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure it's worth watching.


                Originally posted by Mouse princess
                Of course I am worried about your mental health. I want happiness for all. Like we can all be like the Smurfs. But without Gargomel. He was mean.

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                • #9
                  Re: Top Bad Attraction Ideas

                  Country Beer Jamboree - They could just replace the Bear AA's with Dunk Redneck AA's.
                  Check out my new Disney Blog here. What it lacks in quality it makes up with... Well, nothing I guess.


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                  • #10
                    Re: Top Bad Attraction Ideas

                    Carrie's Scary Adventures: Ride thru a typical school day for everyone's favorite telekenetic high schooler. The climax of the ride involves you being sprayed by animal blood and bodyparts. Oh and fire! A great big fire.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Top Bad Attraction Ideas

                      You forgot Superstar Limo featuring Drew Carey, Whoopie Goldberg and Cindy Crawford. Now that would have been a really bad idea!
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                      • #12
                        Re: Top Bad Attraction Ideas

                        I came up with something similar to this thread a while back after an extended period of time spent in "the Observatory of the Future."

                        http://www.micechat.com/forums/showthread.php?t=14184


                        Problem is, these bad ideas aren't far from what WDI's doing already.

                        Here's the worst idea for a ride refurb:

                        Edward Scissorhands and the Pirates of the Carribean.
                        This refurb would replace classic exaggerated characters with more realistic movie "stars" that the park can market the hell out of and will help to completely destroy any chance of the ride remaining an original creation. Oh wait.. somebody already built that one.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Top Bad Attraction Ideas

                          "You forgot Superstar Limo featuring Drew Carey, Whoopie Goldberg and Cindy Crawford. Now that would have been a really bad idea!" :lmao:
                          Did you know that 87% of spoken statistics are made up on the spot?

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                          • #14
                            Re: Top Bad Attraction Ideas

                            Madcap Congressional Capers--a cross between Mulholland Madness & Superstar Limo: Hilarity and cheap thrills ensue as you journey through Capital Hill as a Congressional Page and try to escape with some dignity!
                            Changed seasonally to fit what ever political scandal is hot topic at the time, no matter which party is in power! Maybe even add some aspects of Astro Blasters...

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                            • #15
                              Re: Top Bad Attraction Ideas

                              How about they install a bypass on Small World that would send you past the exit with no chance for escape Then for one boat every day they could constantly run them through the bypass. Riding Small World would be like Russian Roulette.
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                              • #16
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                                The Mad Pee Party - Give a whole new meaning to "Golden Dreams" :blink: :yuck:
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                                Carousel of Progress - Progress City



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                                • #17
                                  Re: Top Bad Attraction Ideas

                                  Originally posted by bearride View Post
                                  The Mad Pee Party - Give a whole new meaning to "Golden Dreams" :blink: :yuck:
                                  That was just too much for me.

                                  Pirates of the Movie Theater - Sponsered by the MPAA
                                  It could be a 15 minute long AA commercial on how stealing movies is still stealing.
                                  Check out my new Disney Blog here. What it lacks in quality it makes up with... Well, nothing I guess.


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                                  • #18
                                    Re: Top Bad Attraction Ideas

                                    Originally posted by Doofy View Post
                                    How about they install a bypass on Small World that would send you past the exit with no chance for escape Then for one boat every day they could constantly run them through the bypass. Riding Small World would be like Russian Roulette.
                                    my calculated chances ae greater. as I bribed the Cast member to not use the bypass...

                                    darn it... we're stuck on here for 15 more times... help us!!!

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                                    • #19
                                      Re: Top Bad Attraction Ideas

                                      Originally posted by bearride View Post
                                      The Mad Pee Party - Give a whole new meaning to "Golden Dreams" :blink: :yuck:
                                      Dude, that's just wrong. :blink:

                                      How about a resturaunt themed after the pub in A Bug's Life where Flick meets the team. Their signature dish could be the Poo Poo Plater.

                                      The Poo-Poo Platter $8.95
                                      A mini-meatloaf smothered in thick country gravy. Served with corn.
                                      -AmandasDad

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                                      • #20
                                        Re: Top Bad Attraction Ideas

                                        How about Hardware Tours? I'd do the ride if only to hear once more, "Help me, Augie Ben Doggie!" And who can forget Ham Salad?

                                        I'd also like to see a borrow from Duff Gardens and the Beer Hall of Drunken Presidents

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