Job duties: prevent the decay of the Pressler era from ever happening again. This person ensures that all show effects (inlcuding but not limited to - paint, pavement, lighting, sound, animation, etc.) are maintianed in full working order so to carry out the Disneyland "story"
WALT'S DISNEYLAND DEDICATION SPEECH! - To all who come to this happy place, welcome! Disneyland is your land. Here age relives fond memories of the past, and here youth can savour the challenge and promise of the future. Disneyland is dedicated to the ideals, the dreams, and the hard facts that have created America, with the hope that it will become a source of joy, and inspiration to all the world.
Duties: Find girls ages 13-21 who have their thongs hanging out of their pants and have them sent to a special, secret part of the park where they will 1) be forced to watch a short video starring Christine Aguilera on why it's not cute to look like a common hooker at DL; and 2) be forced to buy Mickey Mouse sweats at double the cost (the extra money going, of course, to a youth outreach program).