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  • The Adventures of Lorenzo the Naked Troll In Disneyland!

    Friday was a special day for myself, my pal Jesy, and her Troll baby Lorenzo (he's the naked one).

    It was his first trip and he wasn't excited from the time we were in the parking garage. He was snug in his mom's back pack.


    His first Disneyland ride ever was The Astro Orbitor!



    Then he got to live out his dream and blast off into the Star Wars galaxy (safely stowed in the under seat storage).



    Then he had us take him on The Matterhorn. This made him a happy troll.



    He then begged us to take him to see his friends on It's a Small World.

    We said "no!" This made him a sad troll.

    We then went to Toon Town, where Lorenzo fell in love.


    He knew his only change to win her over was to impress her. So he tried to lift some weights to buff up. This did not work out too well.


    It's Xmas Time! So we took him to see Santa Goofy!


    Off to Minnie's house!



    He is a dirty, dirty little troll...

    After seeing her pad, we then ran into Minnie herself.


    We finished up Toon Town by visiting Goofy's place.

    Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

    As we crossed into Fantasyland, we saw worlds collide!


    One day Lorenzo is going to be big and strong, like his hero.


    We were lucky enough to get to ride the carosel with some movie stars!


    He tried, and he tried... no luck.


    All strapped in for the Wildest Ride in the Wilderness!


    What's a trip to Disneyland without being shot out of a cannon?


    We then crossed the river over to Tom Sawyer Island. There we met the nicest soldier!


    Lorenzo the naked troll passed away at the Battle of Fort Wilderness.


    To be continued?
    “Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.” ~ Mel Brooks



  • #2
    Re: The Adventures of Lorenzo the Naked Troll In Disneyland!

    Haha this is too funny, please continue.
    -Jack :geek:
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    • #3
      Re: The Adventures of Lorenzo the Naked Troll In Disneyland!

      Great thread


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      • #4
        Re: The Adventures of Lorenzo the Naked Troll In Disneyland!


        JUST KIDDING!

        AHH GHOSTS!


        Time to meet Kevin's cousin. Saralee, the turkey leg queen of Frontierland!


        Stupid Anti-Troll Skippering rules, he woulda been funnier than this skipper!


        DTD, where even rocks cost too much!


        Lunch at Storytellers!


        Lorenzo learned alot by watching California Dreams... like that Whoopi Goldberg doesn't have any eyebrows!


        We felt sorry for making him sit thru it, so we took him to see It's Tough to be a Bug!

        Cute as a bug he is!

        To Flik's Flyer!


        Back to DL to see Jedis! Would Lorenzo become the first nude Jedi?

        No, no he would not...

        Time to save Indy!


        We saw some celebrities at Tarzan's Treehouse!


        Mmmm Turkey... hey where's Saralee and why are their legs missing?


        At Toad Hall we learned that toads eat trolls.


        At least I was interested in Alice in Wonderland!


        A tribute to Lorenzo's namesake


        FILE PHOTO:


        Off to teach lil Lozo about Uncle Walt and his park!


        A final trip on DRR!


        THE END!
        “Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.” ~ Mel Brooks


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        • #5
          Re: The Adventures of Lorenzo the Naked Troll In Disneyland!

          That was a great report!

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          • #6
            Re: The Adventures of Lorenzo the Naked Troll In Disneyland!

            oh my gosh! i love it!!!!!!!!! jess didn't tell me about those! I wish i could have gone =*(

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            • #7
              Re: The Adventures of Lorenzo the Naked Troll In Disneyland!

              Very funny and creative! Thanks!

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              • #8
                Re: The Adventures of Lorenzo the Naked Troll In Disneyland!

                :lol: Nice job on the story! Very funny.
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                • #9
                  Re: The Adventures of Lorenzo the Naked Troll In Disneyland!

                  Thanks for sharing Lorenzo's trip with us....looks like he had a good time!
                  Mom, remember, it's not what a person is like on the outside that counts,
                  it's what they are like in their HEART!


                  - Wolfette

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                  • #10
                    Re: The Adventures of Lorenzo the Naked Troll In Disneyland!

                    :thumbup:

                    Orlando doing good
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                    • #11
                      Re: The Adventures of Lorenzo the Naked Troll In Disneyland!

                      :lol:
                      That was awesome.
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                      In twenty years from now
                      Maybe we'll both sit down and have a few beers
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                      And how I picked you up and everything changed
                      It was pain
                      Sunny days and rain
                      I knew you'd feel the same things...


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                      • #12
                        Re: The Adventures of Lorenzo the Naked Troll In Disneyland!

                        I hope to meet that naked troll one day! Get my picture taken with him (as long as he's not too busy or too big a celebrity for me!).
                        Is this haunted room actually stretching? Or is it the four beers you had at DCA, hmmm?







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                        • #13
                          Re: The Adventures of Lorenzo the Naked Troll In Disneyland!

                          :lol: :lol: :lol:
                          funniest thing i've ever seen! thanx for sharing!
                          A true Disney gal…princess at heart, forever dreamer, constant believer :love: :ghug:

                          In serious need of a Disneyland trip
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                          • #14
                            Re: The Adventures of Lorenzo the Naked Troll In Disneyland!

                            Originally posted by Jables View Post
                            I hope to meet that naked troll one day! Get my picture taken with him (as long as he's not too busy or too big a celebrity for me!).
                            I shall have to take him to a meet.
                            “Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.” ~ Mel Brooks


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                            • #15
                              Re: The Adventures of Lorenzo the Naked Troll In Disneyland!

                              :lol:Yay! That was so fun! You'll have to let us know when Lorenzo takes another trip to DLR! That was great!!

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