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  • Real* Insights from Real* Disney Insiders!!!

    We all know the obvious things that will be happening to the parks of the Disneyland Resort over the next few years, but my rock solid, real, and completely not made up sources have given me information on three upcoming events, attractions, and additions that are 100% going to happen. So, sit back and enjoy the ride.

    1. Further Haunted Mansion additions

    With the success of the new Corpse Bride and the underrated "50 new cobwebs" that we have now, Imagineers have decided to "up" this classic attraction by actually adding three new rooms. First will be "The Haunted Coat Closet" where you will be expected to hang up your coats and jackets (winter specific). After the ride you will find that much of your pocket change is missing. Spooky!! The second room with be an interactive backpacking ghost room. The three tired old spooks we've all seen a billion times will be replaced by European Backpacking ghosts who will follow you around and tell you how American economic practices has left the rest of the world in abject squaller. The third room will be "The Curio niche from hell" where the most spooky objects of history sit and gather dust. Oooooo Duuust!

    2. Spocking Space Mountain
    Logic and patience will be the new motto for this Space Mountain overlay. Using the Prime Directive as an overall theme and the hit theme song from the popular Star Trek relates series "Enterprise", Guests will be allowed to "boldly go where no tourist has gone before." with the addition of effects such as hearing "Warp engines are off line" when the ride stalls and the ability to have sex with as may alien women as you can, this overlay will make at least one Disneyland fan very happy.

    3. Disney's Under-watched Cartoon Spectacular
    Tired of the obscenely popular, award winning, probably-the-greatest-achievement-in-movie-making-in-the-last-twenty-years Pixar movies in the parks? Disney hears you and is making this show for you. Staring your favorites Fflewddur Fflam, Fergus Flamingo, and the mighty King Leonidas! Watch as they engage in mildly exciting and very nostalgic antics all to the tune of kids asking "What's that?"
    St. Elizabeth, Patron Saint of Themed parks. Protect us from break downs, long lines, and used gum. Amen.

    "Dance like it hurts, love like you need money, and work when people are watching" - Dogbert





  • #2
    Re: Real* Insights from Real* Disney Insiders!!!

    :lmao:

    nicely done my good sir.

    your sources are FANTASTIC!!! i especially can't wait for the new additions to the haunted mansion.

    kingdom hearts <3er

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    • #3
      Re: Real* Insights from Real* Disney Insiders!!!

      WHOO HOOO!!!! :thumbup: I'm on the floor rolling around with laughter. :roll: :lmao: Too funny!! Thanks for the great chuckle. I needed that.


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      • #4
        Re: Real* Insights from Real* Disney Insiders!!!

        YOu actually had me excited for a minute....
        "Pain is temporary, Film is Forever..."

        http://www.youtube.com/user/DisneyDude



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          TJL, you had better be going to the Mega Meet of Doom on Sunday, because I owe you a Dole Whip for that, especially the last point.

          Cinderella IV: The Bloodening

          "It's okay, Beaker, we're scientists. We get paid to fail."

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            Originally posted by aerinpegadrak View Post
            TJL, you had better be going to the Mega Meet of Doom on Sunday, because I owe you a Dole Whip for that, especially the last point.
            I tried to bend the time-space continuum, but I couldn't find a way to be there . Dang Utah.

            Sometime soon though
            St. Elizabeth, Patron Saint of Themed parks. Protect us from break downs, long lines, and used gum. Amen.

            "Dance like it hurts, love like you need money, and work when people are watching" - Dogbert




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            • #7
              Re: Real* Insights from Real* Disney Insiders!!!

              Now these!!!! THESE are changes we need!
              The earth is round.... or so i've found.

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              • #8
                Re: Real* Insights from Real* Disney Insiders!!!

                *crickets chirping*

                This is funny, how?
                My mind won't rest
                and I don't sleep
                Not even in my dreams...
                -"If You Ever Did Believe"
                written by Stevie Nicks

                Chasen Matthew Pacheco
                1985-2005

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                • #9
                  Re: Real* Insights from Real* Disney Insiders!!!

                  Uh huh.

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                  • #10
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                    K.

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                    • #11
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                      Bravo, sir. Once again you've made my afternoon.

                      :lmao:
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                      • #12
                        Re: Real* Insights from Real* Disney Insiders!!!

                        Funny stuff, you almost made me pee my pants!!!
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                        • #13
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                          Disney has finally listened to me and has decided to add King Leonidas. Yessss!

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