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Anyone have all the cards? or does anyone know of a link or page or blog that has all of the messages on it? I know I saw the whole set on Ebay a while back but I never did collect all of them. If you have them please post them, Thanks.
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I don't have them all, but I got one the other day. It had the cure to insomnia:
Step 1 - Get plenty of sleep.
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I love Shrunken Ned! I have cards, but, they are in my scrapbooks. I need to stock up in December when I go down!!Comment
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Is Ned a Prophet or a Clairvoyant?Comment
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Oh dear! :lol:Originally posted by aashee View Post
Ned is just an advice giver!
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the one I just got is a prescription written by Ned,
of course you can't read his writing.Critter Country's a mess ev'r since the Country Bears were kicked out. Ya can't cover pooh with honey and 'spect people ta like it.An Adventurers It's Time to Put the Spotlight Back on Bring Back the REAL Disney GalleryLife for Me! ~ ~ ~ Melvin, Buff, and Max!!! ~~~~ Dump the Dream Suite!
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Is ned a shrunken head in the gift shop in Adventureland near the exit to Jungle Cruise? Just curious.Originally posted by Aladdin View Post
Those things freak me out. :lol:Code Lee-Oh-Co (Or Jessica, if you want)Comment
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Meet Shrunken Ned. Yes, he's the one you are thinking of.Originally posted by codelyokorox View Post
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Ned is my hero! I love that man.
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I got that one last week too.Originally posted by Aladdin View Post
I think my favorite one that I got last week is:
FOLLOW SHRUNKEN NED'S SIMPLE DIRECTIONS FOR A HAPPY LIFE:
A) Take Your Best Shot
B) Get A Clue
C) Shake It But Don't Break It, Wrap It Up and Take It
D) It's Your Thing, Do Whatcha Want To Do (I Can't Tell You Who To Sock It To)
E) Discontinue If Itching PersistsComment
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Based on what he charges...I'd say he's a profit.Originally posted by aashee View Post
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His body of work is not impressiveComment
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Agreed. It seems as though he's lost something...Charlie :wave:
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Yuk, yuk! You guys are cracking me up!Comment
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Yeah, he always seems to come out ahead.Originally posted by Opus1guy View PostBased on what he charges...I'd say he's a profit.
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:lol:Good one Mate!!!! :lol:Originally posted by fo'c's'le swab View PostComment
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Okay--another one:
SHRUNKEN NED'S THOUGHT FOR THE DAY--
"Be very careful about following the advice in health books. You could die of a misprint".
(:blush: Silly Ned)Comment
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Rumor has it that he and Madame Leota butted heads in the past.Originally posted by fo'c's'le swab View Post
Then they came to a meeting of the minds, and a torrid romance
ensued.Critter Country's a mess ev'r since the Country Bears were kicked out. Ya can't cover pooh with honey and 'spect people ta like it.An Adventurers It's Time to Put the Spotlight Back on Bring Back the REAL Disney GalleryLife for Me! ~ ~ ~ Melvin, Buff, and Max!!! ~~~~ Dump the Dream Suite!Meese-ka Moose-ka Mice-Chatter!
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Here is my collection.
Shrunken Ned's Rules for Good Health:
a) Never eat anything bigger than your head
b) Get Plenty of Sleep, Especially at Work
c) Run Only If Chased.
SHRUNKEN NED'S SURE-FIRE INSOMNIA CURE!
1) Get plenty of sleep.
2) See #1
How to make Shrunken Ned's "Jungle Juice" Longevity Cocktail:
1 Shot Zambezi River Water
1 Gallon Pomegranate Juice
1 Tsp. Emu Toenails
1 Dash Rhino Eyelid Dandruff
Blend for 6 hours, or until clear. Drink over ice 10 times a day. (Notice: This product has no therapeutic value whatsoever. Its value comes from the exercise you'll receive from chasing a rhino to get his eyelid dandruff.)
Shrunken Ned's Philosophy for Total Health:
"For a long, happy life, eat whatever you want and don't worry about it. A waist is a terrible thing to mind."
Shrunken Ned Prescribes:
Scrible, scrible scrible signed Col. Nedley Lostmore, D.J.M. Esq.
Shrunken Ned's Life Extension Formula:
A) Eat only celery for 6 weeks. After 6 weeks, eliminate celery.
B) Give up all bad habits, hobbies, television, friends and forms of amusement.
C) Move to the Aleutian Islands and Sell Refrigerators.
(None of this will make your life longer-
- it will just seem longer. . .)
Hope that helps techskip. My personal favorite is the last one.Comment
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SHRUNKEN NED'S PHILOSOPHY
"Nothing in Excess, Including Moderation"Comment
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