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  • [Fun] Jungle cruise potential jokes.

    WIth the release of the latest trailer for the jungle cruise I had an idea of how to update the jungle cruise for the new movie... without altering the jungle cruise at all!

    "Over here we have the jungle's most famous explorer! *points to a rock* - THE ROCK!"

    What jokes would you add based on the new movie without altering the ride at all?

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  • #2
    "Don't worry the sinking boats are only in Florida, those boats are much older then these by like 8 days."
    Disneyland Fan since the 70's


    • #3
      Originally posted by zugzug15 View Post
      What jokes would you add based on the new movie without altering the ride at all?
      "...As we leave the dock and enter the steaming heat of the tropical Dwayne forest..."

      "Disneyland is often called a magic kingdom because
      it combines fantasy and history, adventure and learning,
      together with every variety of recreation and fun,
      designed to appeal to everyone."

      - Walt Disney

      "Disneyland is all about turning movies into rides."
      - Michael Eisner

      "It's very symbiotic."
      - Bob Chapek


      • #4
        We've already heard a version of your "Rock" joke on the ride.
        "Disneyland is a work of love. We didn't go into Disneyland just with the idea of making money." - ​Walt Disney


        • #5
          get to see.........
          BACK SIDE of water
          """"Schweitzer Falls """
          Last edited by Eagleman; 03-10-2020, 06:44 PM.
          Soaring like an EAGLE !


          • #6
            this may look like a tropical forest to you but it will soon be holly wood


            • #7
              ''Safari s'greedy...''
              “I love the nostalgic myself. I hope we never lose some of the things of the past.” -- Walt Disney


              • #8
                the movie, POTC meets Indiana Jones?

                Yes folks, this is just like the movie... without the CGI....


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