[Fun] Jungle cruise potential jokes.

[zugzug15]

WIth the release of the latest trailer for the jungle cruise I had an idea of how to update the jungle cruise for the new movie... without altering the jungle cruise at all!

"Over here we have the jungle's most famous explorer! *points to a rock* - THE ROCK!"

What jokes would you add based on the new movie without altering the ride at all?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_HvoipFcA8

[Starcade]

"Don't worry the sinking boats are only in Florida, those boats are much older then these by like 8 days."

[Mr Wiggins]

What jokes would you add based on the new movie without altering the ride at all?

"...As we leave the dock and enter the steaming heat of the tropical Dwayne forest..."

[greenalfonzo]

We've already heard a version of your "Rock" joke on the ride.

[Eagleman]

get to see.........
BACK SIDE of water

""""Schweitzer Falls """

[GwenRowan]

this may look like a tropical forest to you but it will soon be holly wood

[merlinjones]

''Safari s'greedy...''

[GwenRowan]

the movie, POTC meets Indiana Jones?

Yes folks, this is just like the movie... without the CGI....