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*NEWS FLASH* Boat Collision 8/6/05 ISAW Closed Indefinitely!!!!!

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  • *NEWS FLASH* Boat Collision 8/6/05 ISAW Closed Indefinitely!!!!!

    This Just In...
    On Saturday evening, August 6th, Wesley Davenport of Moreno Valley California took his girlfriend, Kim Mitchell of Lake Forest, on a date to Disneyland. An activity the couple routinely makes as Annual Passholders, they suspected nothing out of the ordinary and had been enjoying their time at the Magic Kingdom. Little did they know things would soon take a turn for the worst...
    At about 10:45pm they set out to visit the classic Disneyland attraction, "Its a Small World". "A cruise around the world" on this fun loving family favorite went as scheduled until they had exited the show building and started heading back toward the loading dock.
    You see on this particular night at that particular time Disney Employees or "Cast Members", were preparing to shut the ride down for the night. They had already phased-out one of the dual loading-unloading docks and were only using one side to operate this high capacity ride... an act the New Dehli construction company who built the ride in the 1960's didnt reccommend. The capacity was too great and the boats started backing up.
    As the unlucky boat, number 63, made its way toward the dock where the track normally splits allowing multiple boats to be loaded/unloaded simultaneously. This unfortunately didnt happen. All boats had been diverted to the right side of the dock for loading/unloading causing a traffic jam of sorts. As Wesley & Kims boat made its way down stream a failure in the rides operating software cause surge in the rides braking system failing to slow the boat in time before it rearended the boat in front of it.
    Eyewitnesses recount the inccident as "dreaful and very unmagical". One woman upon impact of the boats even screamed out-loud as the jerking motion, caused by the collision, flung her braids to and fro.
    All the victims were treated on the scene with "pixie dust" and so far no one has died! The DOSH, who just happened to already be at the resort werent suprised and gladly closed the ride...INDEFINETLY! Disney subsequently laid-off all the cast members who worked the ride. None of the some 17 park guests involved in the accident were available for interview, nor were any Disneyland resort Spkosepeople nor any representatives from DOSH. When trying to get a hold of the New Dehli company who built the attraction an Indian Government Official denied the existance of such company and denied even knowing about the existance of Disneyland or America.
    Follow this thread as new details become available.



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  • #2
    Re: *NEWS FLASH* Boat Collision 8/6/05 ISAW Closed Indefinitely!!!!!

    Frankly I just don't feel comfortable letting children onto this clear threat to their safety.

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    • #3
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      Lol

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      • #4
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        Grrrr....

        But I have to admit, it was funny.

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        • #5
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          :lol: I'm sorry, but that was funny. ^^; Even though I saw the title and thought, "...Oh no, not again...it's a Disney park CUUUUUURSE!" xD



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          • #6
            Re: *NEWS FLASH* Boat Collision 8/6/05 ISAW Closed Indefinitely!!!!!

            You should've saved it for April 1 ......
            "She's taking everything. She's taking the house, she's taking the kid, she's taking the dog. IT'S NOT EVEN HER DOG. IT'S MY DOG! SHE'S TAKING . . . MY DOG!"
            - Ron Livingston, "Band of Brothers"

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            • #7
              Re: *NEWS FLASH* Boat Collision 8/6/05 ISAW Closed Indefinitely!!!!!

              Great Story! I was reading it while waking up on Sunday Morning (8:02) and I had to read the end twice. Way to go! :clap: :clap: :clap:
              I wonder if they were playing IASW Musak in the elevator at the hospital that night too?
              -Silent Sentinel of the Deep-


              We've enjoyed having you aboard on this
              adventerous voyage through Liquidspace...
              our last frontier on the planet Earth.






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              • #8
                Re: *NEWS FLASH* Boat Collision 8/6/05 ISAW Closed Indefinitely!!!!!

                Are you making light of the recent SERIOUS accidents that have taken place at Disneyland and Disney's California Adventure? Are you suggesting that this is all a joke? Do you realize that someone COULD have been seriously injured in this scenario?

                'Cuz I think it's pretty funny. )

                P.S. - Does ISAW stand for It's Small A World?

                P.P.S. - Sorry.
                Knowledge is power and knowing is half the battle. (LOVE LIVE CAPTAIN MIKEY!)

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                • #9
                  Re: *NEWS FLASH* Boat Collision 8/6/05 ISAW Closed Indefinitely!!!!!

                  Absolutley had me for a minute...Thanks for some humor! :roll:

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                  • #10
                    Re: *NEWS FLASH* Boat Collision 8/6/05 ISAW Closed Indefinitely!!!!!

                    Cute.

                    Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe...


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                    • #11
                      Re: *NEWS FLASH* Boat Collision 8/6/05 ISAW Closed Indefinitely!!!!!

                      It is a world of laughter and a world of tears, after all... :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
                      "Remember: when life gives you lemons, just be glad you're not a zebra."
                      - Skipper Mike

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                      • #12
                        Re: *NEWS FLASH* Boat Collision 8/6/05 ISAW Closed Indefinitely!!!!!

                        Oh, the humanity!!!! I like your glasses.
                        "If you don't know how to draw, you don't belong in this building" - John Lasseter 2006

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                        • #13
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                          Oooooh Mannn ... you had me there for a minute .... You Suck! :lmao: :lol: :roll:
                          Originally posted by drunkmom
                          this is my first buzzed post in the DMCA -- I'm really in this club because I'm a bitch more than anything. I've only had to hit the backspace 4 (oops, make that 5) times in (now 7) in this (now 9) (now 15) in this post! Damn, now I'm up to 18! Our neighbors were (19) (20) making tequilla sunrises. I thought I couldn't do tequilla (22) anymore but (24) this stuff (26) was good! It started (27) with an s


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                          • #14
                            Re: *NEWS FLASH* Boat Collision 8/6/05 ISAW Closed Indefinitely!!!!!

                            Lmao you had me going.. I was sitting here thinking what the heck an impact on that ride wouldn't hurt a bit! Oh well, good job!

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                            • #15
                              Re: *NEWS FLASH* Boat Collision 8/6/05 ISAW Closed Indefinitely!!!!!

                              I can't believe that no one has yet posted on here believing your story.

                              I loved it. Reputation to you!

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