I've been thinking about the lameness of The Jungle Cruise and the enormous potential of the Pirates franchise for the parks. And IMO, the Jungle Cruise ought to be done away with - altogether. It's time has come and passed, and there's no way to make the ride seem less of a relic, less of an old joke, than it is. So why not replace it with a Pirates-type ride? You could use the same layout - a boat heading into hazardous waters - but add a whirlpool, a kraken, the Black Pearl, and have the boat's captain be a pirate trying to evade the Captain Beckett and the East India Trading company. (Plenty of opportunity for some great CM acting and comedy there). There could be some cannon fire, a spooky part of the ride with the aforementioned Kraken and a skeleton crew trying to get the pirate's treasure (which is onboard). At the end of the ride everyone would get a necklace with a medallion resembling the cursed Pieces of Eight as a souvenir.
IMO, Disney is not using the Pirates franchise enough in their parks. And to me, THAT property is more far more able to compete with Universal's Harry Potter than the Princesses meet-and-greet stuff. And it's pure Disney, not a purchased property like Marvel heroes or Power Rangers. There's a thread over at the Disneyland board asking "What would you do if you were President of the Disneyland Board of Directors?" Well, change the park to WDW, and the above is my answer. Make the most of the Pirates franchise. It should expand beyond the great ride the movies were based on. I'd not only replace the Jungle Cruise, I'd build that themed restaurant that was rumored to be in development, and then mysteriously dropped. Yes, Fantasyland desperately needed expansion. But if Disney really wants to bring in the boy demo, then Adventureland needs an update too.
IMO, Disney is not using the Pirates franchise enough in their parks. And to me, THAT property is more far more able to compete with Universal's Harry Potter than the Princesses meet-and-greet stuff. And it's pure Disney, not a purchased property like Marvel heroes or Power Rangers. There's a thread over at the Disneyland board asking "What would you do if you were President of the Disneyland Board of Directors?" Well, change the park to WDW, and the above is my answer. Make the most of the Pirates franchise. It should expand beyond the great ride the movies were based on. I'd not only replace the Jungle Cruise, I'd build that themed restaurant that was rumored to be in development, and then mysteriously dropped. Yes, Fantasyland desperately needed expansion. But if Disney really wants to bring in the boy demo, then Adventureland needs an update too.
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