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  • [Fun] Oh, my! The military historians are at it again....

    "Mike Station", indeed!

    Military Strategy: What are the optimal siege tactics for taking Magic Kingdom's Cinderella Castle? - Quora

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    Watch out for Character spetnatz detachments! Those heads can carry a lot of ammo. I can see it now: Paintball Day at the Magic Kingdom. )
    Last edited by Victor Brunswick; 07-18-2012, 11:39 AM.

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      Re: Oh, my! The military historians are at it again....

      Rofl epic
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        omg seriously! lol
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          Build a trojan Mickey Mouse and wheel it up to the unsuspecting Fantasyland nobility and when the least expect it unleash the army of pirates and ninja working together to take the castle and surrounding realm, the pirates get drink booty and song and the ninja get weapons:yea:. All the while the aramda of Civil War style ironclads lay siege from the Rivers of America and Seven Seas Lagoon.

          See ya walkin' right down the middle of o'l Main Street USA




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            It's a good article but the battle plan itself is flawed... the east approach is all in the open. I would approach from the west, first I would move the troops up the canal that is north of the grand floridian, moving into the rivers of america, landing at the mark twain and keel boat docks. From those docks the forces would split into three units one proceding through liberty square as diversion while two would head to fantasyland... one to secure the rail station the other to take the castle.
            The fountain of youth really is in Florida... thats why they built Walt Disney World where they did.

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              My favorite part:
              ***Secondary Objective: While in Fantasyland we will have the opportunity to take down the menace of all parents everywhere. The "It's a Small World" ride will be within our reach. Our secondary objective is to eliminate the ride with extreme prejudice. This isn't a capture mission like the castle, but one of complete annihilation. Expect heavy casualties as their adorable repetitiveness burns into your skulls like white phosphorous in the jungle. Our sacrifices will be great, but our suffering is in the name of protecting others.

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                Originally posted by kcnole View Post
                My favorite part:
                ***Secondary Objective: While in Fantasyland we will have the opportunity to take down the menace of all parents everywhere. The "It's a Small World" ride will be within our reach. Our secondary objective is to eliminate the ride with extreme prejudice. This isn't a capture mission like the castle, but one of complete annihilation. Expect heavy casualties as their adorable repetitiveness burns into your skulls like white phosphorous in the jungle. Our sacrifices will be great, but our suffering is in the name of protecting others.
                My favorite part too!

                I found that to be rather funny! I don't see how anyone but terrorists would want to take control of a Disney Theme Park though!

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                  Originally posted by A113PoCfan View Post
                  My favorite part too!

                  I found that to be rather funny! I don't see how anyone but terrorists would want to take control of a Disney Theme Park though!
                  THEY WANT TO STEAL OUR MAGIC!!!!!!

                  See ya walkin' tight down the middle of o'l Main Street USA




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                  IGHT CARNEGIE STEEL BUILT THIS PLACE"!!!!!

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                    Re: Oh, my! The military historians are at it again....

                    That picture down Tinkerbell's flight cable is amazing!!
                    and always let your conscience be your guide

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                      Re: Oh, my! The military historians are at it again....

                      pretty epic....I lol'd all afternoon yesterday reading this
                      The test of success is not what you do when you are on top. Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom.
                      -George S. Patton

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