Grand Floridian Surprise

[pveticket]

I just got back from WDW over winter break, and we took a quick trip on the monerail to go to the GF. We looked around and soon after hopped back on the monerail. We got in, but for some reason 10 minutes later we didn't move. So we looked out our door, and the cast members pants were wet, particularly around his groin...
and the ground..was..wet.. :botox:
Interesting huh?

[pveticket]

Did i mention about 50 people saw?

[innerSpaceman]

Haha, that reminds me of one of my favorite Disneyland stories.

We were in the queue of the Matterhorn, close to boarding - when we couldn't help but notice a ruckus going on. A young girl of about 11 years was being strapped into her bobsled and she was freaking out.

You'd have thought she was being strapped into the electric chair, with the commotion she was making. The CM's wisely decided it would be best not to dispatch this boblsled into the mountain with the panicked girl aboard.

But just as the cast members undid the lapbelt and pulled the shrieking child from the car, she had a explosive fear reaction of a -ahem- urinary nature. Not only did a huge patch of wetness instantly appear at her groin, but - and I'm serious about this - her fight-or-flight reaction was such that the liquid literally shot out through the material of her polyester pants in an explosive shower of gold.

The CM's were so flummoxed, and the crowd reaction so shocked and aghast, that the CMs pulled the child kicking and screaming into the bowels of the Matterhorn and slammed the rock closed.

[lashbear]

The CM's were so flummoxed, and the crowd reaction so shocked and aghast, that the CMs pulled the child kicking and screaming into the bowels of the Matterhorn and slammed the rock closed.

This sentance will live in my mind FOREVER.... LOL !!

[mamabot]

The CM's were so flummoxed, and the crowd reaction so shocked and aghast, that the CMs pulled the child kicking and screaming into the bowels of the Matterhorn and slammed the rock closed.

What gets me with this story is reading it with the look on iSm's face in his avatar. It completes the storytelling for me. :monkey:

[disneyfamily]

are you going on a cruise

[Disguy]

What gets me with this story is reading it with the look on iSm's face in his avatar. It completes the storytelling for me. :monkey:

Ok that story was funny! Now putting isms facial expression even funnier!

Thank's mamabot

[Malibu Minion]

What gets me with this story is reading it with the look on iSm's face in his avatar. It completes the storytelling for me. :monkey:

Totally, thanks Mamabot :

[angryrubberduck]

Rofl!

[Jerm]

The CM's were so flummoxed, and the crowd reaction so shocked and aghast, that the CMs pulled the child kicking and screaming into the bowels of the Matterhorn and slammed the rock closed.

HOW DARE YOU BRING THAT UP!!!! I was that CM and have had to get help once a week ever since. That was my last day I ever worked for the mouse and that girl is forever trapped in the mtn.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA I would have loved to have seen that.

J :monkey:

[dsnylndmom]

What gets me with this story is reading it with the look on iSm's face in his avatar. It completes the storytelling for me. :monkey:

AGREED! Totally enhanced the story!

[BigDaddyKyle]

Ya'll are crazy!!!!

[pveticket]

haha, yeah, anyway it was hilarious..
I'm not getting annual passports to DL this year
I used to go almost every weekend last year so my dads kinda bored of it heh

[Captain Jack]

I was on It's a Small World at WDW's Magic Kingdom, and some college aged kid shouts out at the end of the ride, that sign says "Gee What a Crap!" As the boat passes by it, everyone in the boat goes to hysterical laughter as we pass by some foreign way of saying goodbye that reads, "Gjee Whuat ah Krahp"