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  • #21
    Originally posted by askmike1
    Due to high guest demand, the motion simulator part of Star Tours will be removed and replaced by a movie featuring just Jar-Jar.

    -Michael

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    • #22
      These are GREAT!!! Keep'em coming!!!
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      • #23
        He felt like his life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.
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        • #24
          I hear that this year that they are replacing the partners statue in MK with one featuring Michael Eisner holding hands with Bob Iger.

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          • #25
            "Millionaire... Play It!" will finally be replaced. An AA version of "Live With Regis and Kelly" will open for WDW's "34 Leatherette Years" celebration in October. In it, audiences' eyes will glaze at the robotic banter (a recording of that morning's "Live..." audio).

            In true Disney tradition, "something goes horribly wrong" and the soundstage is commandeered by Kathie Lee in pirate attire from the Kathie Lee collection at Target. Mrs. Gifford, calling herself "Katharossa," will force the audience to chant "We Want the Redhead" while she regales them with an exciting PowerPoint presentation entitled "How Cody and I Hurt Frank After the Stewardess Thing." Finally, the audience will be saved when the hard drive crashes, and they'll exit to the gift shop, where the featured "Pal Regis" will be available. This lifelike doll will occasionally narrate WDW parades, but will mostly drop names and praise American Idol contestants.

            Team Disney will economize by not developing a Kathie Lee AA figure, but will use the real actress, eight shows a day, at $7.65 an hour.

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            • #26
              hahahaha!!! Oh!! Ohh these are killing me!

              Here's something not many people know. In the partners statue (soon to be replaced by an Eisner and Iger statue) have you ever wondered what Walt is pointing at? Some say he's pointing at his name on Main Street. Others say that he's pointing to the location of the secret "Disney Treasure" that he buried before he died. These are all wrong. Want to know what he's really pointing at?


















              Nothing.

              The Partners Statue is just an overly decorated sun dial.

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              • #27
                Everything in Tomorrowland is edible. That's right. Everything.

                Also, a little tidbit that Disney doesn't want the average park-goer to know about, but if the teacups on the Mad tea Party were really filled with tea, and you tried to drink it while the ride was going, you'd most likely drown.

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                • #28
                  These are great!
                  The biometric reader at the gate entrance actually records your DNA from the sweat glands in your fingertips. That DNA is later compared against samples of chewing gum left at Splash Mountain. If a match is found, and the culprit's ticket is inserted into a fastpass machine, that attraction will experience "technical difficulties"

                  The recent rehab of IASW was actually to test the feasability of changing the "attraction" into a Buzz Lightyear style shooting gallery. There was not enough funding to complete the transformation, as the only money allowed for the project was the loose change people toss in the water!
                  I reject your reality, and subsitute my own!

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                  • #29
                    The Jungle Cruise at MK is actually real. It takes you outside of the park and into the nearby swamps featuring real alligators, snakes and temples. Yes, temples. It was 'discovered' in the early 90s by Imagineers and they found newspaper cuttings and photos of Michael Eisner.
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                    • #30
                      If you look at the "Partner's" statue from the side, say from Frontierland, you see a rather salacious silhouette. At least Mickey's nose protrudes to form an interesting shape when combined with Walt's pants.
                      "As usual he's taken over the coolest spot in the house"- Father re: Orville 1963

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                      • #31
                        Actually, Disney is run by the U.S. Government and the biometric feature of entering the park is the worlds biggest data collection facility. They get your name, finger print, dna sample, and financial data (from purchasing the tickets.) all when you walk through the gate of the Happiest Place on earth. Who knows what the database is for ....

                        Eisner, Iger, Walt those guys are just an elaborate front.

                        -Gostone

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                        • #32
                          If you spin a Tea Cup to the left at a rate of 42 miles an hour you will get the question to life, the universe and everything.
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                          • #33
                            Originally posted by Coastierox
                            If you spin a Tea Cup to the left at a rate of 42 miles an hour you will get the question to life, the universe and everything.
                            At 81mph, it begins drilling and you end up somewhere near the Castle in Hong Kong DL...
                            "As usual he's taken over the coolest spot in the house"- Father re: Orville 1963

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                            • #34
                              The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh is the only Disney ride that sends riders to the depths of Hell!!!
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                              • #35
                                These are great! Keep 'em coming!!

                                Spaceship Earth will never make it off the ground.

                                This one time on Mission: Space, the computer (which is named HAL, for some weird reason) freaked out and started to jetison riders out into the vacuum of space!!!

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                                • #36
                                  Anyone else notice that Spaceship Earth slighty resembles the Heart of Gold? This would also explain the launch tower cleverly disguised as a giant hand with a wand.
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                                  • #37
                                    Those planets that used to spin on Astro Orbiter had to be taken down because the Galactic Federation felt they where not in proportion to the real planets.

                                    -Michael
                                    Walt Disney

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                                    • #38
                                      Cast members working in the China pavilion are shot on site by their communist regime if they are caught trying to sneek to other pavilions.

                                      (I'm so going to hell for that one.)

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                                      • #39
                                        He felt like his life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.
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                                        • #40
                                          Originally posted by Pizzapants
                                          This one time on Mission: Space, the computer (which is named HAL, for some weird reason) freaked out and started to jetison riders out into the vacuum of space!!!
                                          Sounds like an oddesy, a space oddesy.......
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