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  • #41
    Well, we all know that the money that comes from park admission is what pays for all the employees, imagineers, and management's paychecks. So where does the actual profits for the parks come from? The entire profit system is based on the sales of Churros and Turkey Legs!!!

    Also, while we're on subject here, the turkey legs aren't really turkey legs. They're all too big and perfect and plentiful and the same size to come from turkeys. There's only one possiblity: Genetically engineered catapillars. That's the only way they oculd have so many legs!

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    • #42
      ...And on the subject of money, Due to exchange rates if you throw a quarter in the River of Time (del Rio de Temps), you may make 17.42 wishes, adversly a single wish in the Magic Kingdom costs aproximatly $2.50.
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      • #43
        Originally posted by Speedway
        On Main Street, the princesses of the Magic Kingdom hug and kiss their young children subjects, making their dreams come true. Underneath the Magic Kingdom, the princesses gossip and bitch about how the woman playing Ariel really packed into her purple shell bra while she is at the cafeteria getting fish fingers.
        Hey I remember reading on here a story about that! Hehehe...






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        • #44
          Originally posted by Coastierox
          If you spin a Tea Cup to the left at a rate of 42 miles an hour you will get the question to life, the universe and everything.
          however if you spin it at 42.1 you will die a horrible death and become a yes man to Michel Eisner... :lol: :lol:

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          • #45
            Originally posted by figment1986
            however if you spin it at 42.1 you will die a horrible death and become a yes man to Michel Eisner... :lol: :lol:
            Hopefully Death will come first.
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            • #46
              after 9/11, they installed a missile system in the wand over Spaceship Earth, just in case...
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              • #47
                ok, its not really WDW related, but...

                It isn't that Eisner won't go away, it's that Disney can't let him go.

                Why, you ask?

                because he's the voice of Mickey!
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                • #48
                  You all probably know the story about how Roy O. renamed Disney World in honor of Walt....that is just an urban legend. In reality, Disney wanted to sepereate itself from a murder case (sorta like why Kentucky Fried Chicken is now known as KFC).

                  -Michael
                  Walt Disney

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                  • #49
                    That's just a replica. He's really frozen in DL.

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                    • #50
                      The World Showcase is staffed by Al-qaeda operatives.

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                      • #51
                        Secretly atop the Cinderella Castle, Dr. Eisner and Mini-Mitchell plan their next move for entertainment domination.

                        J.B. Opie

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                        • #52
                          Tower of Terror is the only Disney ride that sends you to the depths of Hell!!!
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                          • #53
                            Originally posted by xerotheory142
                            after 9/11, they installed a missile system in the wand over Spaceship Earth, just in case...
                            You're right! But the wand isn't the only missile silo. The others are he MGM Hat, the Eiffel Tower in Epcot, The Tree of Life, and the "unfinished" redwood trees that make up the star tours facade. And in case of a ground assault, the AT-AT is real.

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                            • #54
                              Speaking of defense systems, each Audio Animatronic on property is equipted with a built-in gun to defend against possible Soviet invasions (WDW was built during the Cold War). The only exception to this is the Small World AAs because that song by itself is enough to kill someone.

                              -Michael
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                              • #55
                                The Small World song has been deamed radio active waste by the governing authority that deams stuff radio active waste.
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                                • #56
                                  The real reason Dreamfinder was removed from Imagination- MGM Threatened to sue because of his uncanny resemblence to the Cowardly Lion from Wizard of Oz.
                                  Walt Disney

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                                  • #57
                                    Cast Members from Norway get to pillage and burn other pavilions.
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                                    • #58
                                      Joe Rohde's left side earring chain is comprised of jewelry removed fromt he bodies of individuals who have been killed at WDW.
                                      -Ann

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                                      July 1987 - offsite, 1-day visit to the MK; July-August 2000 - honeymoon - Port Orleans (now POFQ); May 2003 - Caribbean Beach Resort; Dec 2003 - Coronado Springs; April 2004 - Pop Century (PC) & POFQ; Sept 2004 - Animal Kingdom Lodge; May 2005 - Port Orleans Riverside; Sept 2005 - PC; Oct 2006 - POFQ; Apr 2007 - PC; July 2007 - Boardwalk Villas (WOO HOO! I was at WDW in the MK on the 20th anniversary of my first visit!); August - Sept 2007 - Old Key West; Sept 2007 - Saratoga Springs; Oct 2007 - BWV; Mar-Apr 2008 - SS

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                                      Dec 2001 - Grand Californian; Jan 2005 - GC; July 2005 - HoJo Anaheim & GC; Dec 2008 - Best Western Park Place Inn



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                                      • #59
                                        Disney say the Utilidors were planned for all the parks but money became too much of a factor. So what did they do? Half all salaries for every single employee of the Walt Disney Company (right from the Filipino sweat shop workers right up to the head of the Walt Disney Studios) so the company hand enough money to link every building in the entire resort by Utilidor. You think Eisner never visits the Magic Kingdom? He is watching from cameras in his treehouse in the Tree of Life.
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                                        October 2000 - Walt Disney World Resort
                                        October 2001 - Walt Disney World Resort
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                                        October 2003 - Walt Disney World Resort
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                                        October 2007 - Walt Disney World Resort
                                        December 2008 - Walt Disney World Resort
                                        July 2009 - Disneyland Resort Paris
                                        July 2011 - Disneyland Resort California
                                        July 2012-13 - UK Cultural Representative Cast Member at Epcot
                                        February 2013 - Disneyland Resort California
                                        February 2013 -Tokyo Disney Resort

                                        (VERY OLD!)
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                                        • #60
                                          Originally posted by askmike1
                                          I thought this kind of torchure was made illegal by the UN.

                                          Due to high guest demand, the motion simulator part of Star Tours will be removed and replaced by a movie featuring just Jar-Jar.

                                          -Michael
                                          nnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                                          shot me now
                                          Eating greens is a special treat, it grows long ears and great big feet, But it sure is awful stuff to eat :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:


                                          Walt and his crew were pure Geniuses

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